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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109273 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #945 on: August 03, 2019, 05:04:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #946 on: August 04, 2019, 01:42:59 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #947 on: August 04, 2019, 06:00:35 am »

You decide to open up the scroll and read its contents.

Greetings

I am Audomar Trutgaudus Hagen, Warlock of the Seventh Sea

I offer magical services to those worthy

If you are worthy, keep the scroll, and feed my friend Bero an apple

If you are not, return the scroll to Bero


You stare the strange blue ink that shimmers like gold. You give it a rub, but neither the ink nor the glittering goes away. So at least it's not gold powder, but perhaps something actually arcane at work here.

You decide to...

A) Search for an apple with haste.
B) Return the sla- the scroll.
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Superdorf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #948 on: August 04, 2019, 06:18:23 am »

Unfortunately, we have no idea whether this guy would consider us "worthy" or not. We must therefore plan for worst-case scenarios.

If we are worthy but return the scroll to its owner, then we've missed out on a maybe-valuable opportunity.
If we aren't worthy but call on this guy's services anyway... well, he m-i-i-ight just turn some of that magic of his on us.

Therefore, I'm gonna play it safe, and say B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #949 on: August 04, 2019, 06:22:53 am »

A,but write on the scroll that we don’t know what he means by worthy so we fed Borough the apple just in case we were to ask about what qualities you consider worthy
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #950 on: August 04, 2019, 06:23:06 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #951 on: August 04, 2019, 07:15:12 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #952 on: August 04, 2019, 07:55:13 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #953 on: August 04, 2019, 10:01:11 am »

I think the worst case scenario is we die, but nothing in the letter screams that anybody else would.

So, A, let's be a guinea pig.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #954 on: August 04, 2019, 10:20:10 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #955 on: August 04, 2019, 02:36:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #956 on: August 04, 2019, 02:39:02 pm »

You decide to search for an apple.

Where can you find a good, tasty apple for a raven?

A) In the pantry.
B) In the kitchen.
C) In the gardens.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #957 on: August 04, 2019, 02:53:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #958 on: August 04, 2019, 03:02:26 pm »

A - Although, they all sound quite far away. Can't we get a servant to bring one, whilst we watch this raven?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #959 on: August 04, 2019, 03:26:29 pm »

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If nothing else, we can ask the chef whether or not we have any on sight. Or the wife. Who does our cooking? Does anyone do our cooking? How long have we lived like this?!
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