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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109282 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #960 on: August 04, 2019, 04:14:44 pm »

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« Reply #961 on: August 04, 2019, 04:20:28 pm »

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« Reply #962 on: August 04, 2019, 04:28:58 pm »

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« Reply #963 on: August 04, 2019, 07:06:31 pm »

C I am sure there were some fruit trees out there, now were the apples or apricots always get those confused.

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« Reply #964 on: August 05, 2019, 08:22:51 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #965 on: August 06, 2019, 02:22:00 pm »

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You decide to go visit the palatial kitchens.

There, while the cooks are busy, one of the (very pretty, quite young, and well endowned) milkmaids notices you and curtsies in a greeting. You quickly explain that you're on an quest to obtain an apple.

"Ah, my lord, they're in the pantry. Should I take you there?"

A) "Sure, lead the way."
B) "Nay, I shall go myself."
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« Reply #966 on: August 06, 2019, 02:23:16 pm »

I mean. Not that it matters all that much. But B
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« Reply #967 on: August 06, 2019, 02:24:17 pm »

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« Reply #968 on: August 06, 2019, 03:16:32 pm »

B

A sounds like a good way to pick up a mistress, which I don't think we need right now.
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« Reply #969 on: August 06, 2019, 03:39:09 pm »

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« Reply #970 on: August 06, 2019, 04:03:43 pm »

Begone THOT!
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« Reply #971 on: August 06, 2019, 04:18:03 pm »

You decline the offer and head for the pantry.

Inside, you do find an apple and return to your study. The raven watches you expectantly, and you set the apple in front of him. Her?

"Took you rrong! Rrraak! Took you roong!" The raven mocks you a bit before opening their beak and swallowing the apple whole. YOu don't understand how that happened, but the raven's body is bloated. Crroaking happily, the raven flies out of your study through the window.

"Now that he is no longer around, let's talk business." You jump as you hear someone behind you. You turn around, and see a short man somewhere in his 40s or 50s maybe. His dark blue hair sparkles and is in contrast with his pale white skin. His thick, purple robe covers him from toes to the neck, and a round, flappy hat decorates his head. Both his long and equally long beard are messy and unkept.

You decide to ask...

A) Who is he?
B) How did he get here?
C) What he has to offer?
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« Reply #972 on: August 06, 2019, 04:23:09 pm »

C

This guy may not want us to know who he is-- and if he does, he'll probably tell us anyway. Furthermore, he's clearly magical in nature, so it doesn't really matter how he got in here: the bird is his, he followed it; that's all we need to know. Let's just get straight to the point of things.
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« Reply #973 on: August 06, 2019, 04:30:15 pm »

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« Reply #974 on: August 06, 2019, 04:50:22 pm »

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