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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109167 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #75 on: May 27, 2019, 12:56:58 am »

A

I'm pretty sure these guys might declare war if they cannot get it peacefully. I haven't even seen a map yet. I don't know how big and scary looking they are.
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« Reply #76 on: May 27, 2019, 01:04:24 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #77 on: May 27, 2019, 02:39:05 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #78 on: May 27, 2019, 02:57:31 am »

A We're charismatic, let's push it to the limit one more time and then settle with that.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #79 on: May 27, 2019, 09:33:56 am »

You attempt to force the envoy to promise more money for liberation of Albarra.

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"King Xon knew that the Kastorians should not be trusted - greed runs in the blood of all the peoples here!" The envoy is pretty incited. "There will be no deal." The emissary leaves hurriedly.

401 AEC, Summer

The orcish dignitaries have arrived, bringing with them about twenty orcs. The bodyguard orcs are at least half, to full head taller than the dignitaries, as well as a bit bulkier.

"Greetings, hooman king. We come back as sworn before. These twenty of finest breed will be your guards. They serve, and fight, and die for honor for themselves and their families!" The orcs grunt and hiss and growl in agreement.

"We demand the money for the services of our brethren. You pay now."

A) "How about we postpone the payment a bit, I'm kinda tight on cash right now."
B) "Actually, I've changed my mind. Go away, and take your guards with you!"
C) "You've got me some bodyguards, and my Treasurer will get you cash in exchange!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #80 on: May 27, 2019, 09:50:38 am »

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Oh well, guess we get to keep the amazing land. How unfortunate. :P

Anyway, let's not piss of our new bodyguards. We need to pay it eventually, we have money now that we might not later.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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« Reply #81 on: May 27, 2019, 10:29:33 am »

C

Let's not make two neighbors (?) mad at us right away.
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« Reply #82 on: May 27, 2019, 11:27:58 am »

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Well, I didn't want the war
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #83 on: May 27, 2019, 01:39:06 pm »

You send the Orcish envoy along with the Treasurer so they can pick up their money. The envoys leave under heavy guard, at least so that they can reach the border safely.

The orcish guards make their home at one of the unfurbished barracks, seemingly preferring flat ground for seating and haystacks for bedrolls.

401 AEC, Autumn

Two audiences await you this warm autumn day!

A disturbed messenger from the governors of the southern port cities, wishes to deliver an urgent report about sightings and incidents relating to coastal raiders from Kingdom of Maestrimar.

The other person wishing for an audience is the envoy of the King of Xane-Peon, wishing to further negotiate the trade deals you've offered to the Xane-Peonian merchants and their King.

A) Commerical deals first!
B) Coastal security first!
« Last Edit: May 27, 2019, 01:48:38 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #84 on: May 27, 2019, 01:54:24 pm »

A, we got too greedy, and could have used the money.
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« Reply #85 on: May 27, 2019, 02:22:08 pm »

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« Reply #86 on: May 27, 2019, 02:40:31 pm »

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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #87 on: May 27, 2019, 02:58:20 pm »

You decide to finish the trade negotiations with Xane-Peon.

The bald emissary, draped in white and black robe and cloak, respectively, bows his head in respect.

"May Dogu prevent ill and death from coming to you, King Lycwl. I'm here on behalf of King Anreu, to bring you the reply regarding the trade deals. King Anreu, as much as he is pleased to hear you wish to reestablish the old ties, is not willing to send all the Kingdom's goods over to you. Instead, he counter-proposes that both fabrics and salt will be sold to the peoples of Kastoria."

A) "Sure, sounds good to me."
B) "Actually, out of those two, I think I will take only fabrics, thank you."
C) "Actually, out of those two, I think I will take only salt, thank you."
D) "This does not please me, however! If I can't have everything, I shall have nothing. Shoo!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #88 on: May 27, 2019, 03:01:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #89 on: May 27, 2019, 03:52:28 pm »

A.
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