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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109132 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #105 on: May 28, 2019, 08:03:11 pm »

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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #106 on: May 28, 2019, 08:12:22 pm »

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Wolfhunter107

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« Reply #107 on: May 28, 2019, 08:43:33 pm »

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Just ask yourself: What would a mobster do?
So we butcher them and build a 4chan tallow soap tower as a monument to our greatness?

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #108 on: May 28, 2019, 11:59:54 pm »

You send the navy out to harass Maestrimar cities while the Army is to fight the enemy on the borders.

The Marshal salutes to you.

"Shall you lead us to glory and victory, my liege?"

A) "I'm a politician, not a warrior."
B) "OBVIOUSLYYYYYY!"
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #109 on: May 29, 2019, 12:05:26 am »

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Not yet. We will wait for our Orc Bodygaurds to show up.
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ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #110 on: May 29, 2019, 12:09:18 am »

A We first need the bodyguards
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melkor

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« Reply #111 on: May 29, 2019, 01:44:29 am »

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what do postdwarvenists do with goblins?

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We slaughter them by the thousands.
But... you know, we do it ironically.

King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #112 on: May 29, 2019, 03:12:30 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #113 on: May 29, 2019, 04:59:39 am »

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Can't believe you guys didn't mobilize the fleet against the the raiding our settlements and trade ships. If they're raiding us, they probably don't want to talk with us.

Anyway, wait for the bodyguard first. Then we shall inspire our army!
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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« Reply #114 on: May 29, 2019, 05:49:24 am »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #115 on: May 29, 2019, 08:48:34 am »

The orcish dignitaries have arrived, bringing with them about twenty orcs. The bodyguard orcs are at least half, to full head taller than the dignitaries, as well as a bit bulkier.

What's this talk about waiting for bodyguards?

The rationale for getting them was to make up for our weakness as a leader in
B ATTLE!
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #116 on: May 29, 2019, 09:34:50 am »

You declare that you're a politician, not a warrior, and your generals will do best in their element.

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After a month on the seas, there's a report from the Admiral; the navy was scattered during the storms and then Maestrimar flottillas picked off your ships and squadrons apart. Few cogs returned intact to moor at the Kastorian ports, their captain refusing to leave port. You have no navy left to speak of.

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The Marshal took the Kastorian army against Maestrimar invaders first, and in a field battle, killed their captain and drove the rest into the seas!

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Then, two weeks later, the armies of Kastoria and Satorias met at the Solgado Forest, where a brutal melee ensued. Casualties reached four thousand, evenly spread between the two armies, until it was the Satoriassi forces whose spirits broke and the men were sent running. Marshal has since withdrawn the forces to the Capital, not willing to endanger his depleted and exhausted forces with another skirmish.

And so he has arrived for an audience with you.

So does a Satoriassi envoy, here to discuss the terms of peace.

You decide to...

A) Speak with your Marshal first.
B) Meet with Satoriassi envoy first.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2019, 09:37:16 am by Haspen »
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #117 on: May 29, 2019, 09:37:36 am »

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King Zultan

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« Reply #118 on: May 29, 2019, 09:41:27 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

mightymushroom

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« Reply #119 on: May 29, 2019, 09:46:36 am »

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