Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[TricMagic]

Put all the worlds coffee in the mug. Bill it as an attraction and make a mint.

Power: You can de-age yourself and change genders.

[piratejoe]

Actually quite useful. Whenever you commit a crime, just change gender and or age so no one could think you actually did the crime!

You can fly...but only when inside of an aircraft.

[TricMagic]

Run things up to Orbit with aircraft rated for space.

The Ability to turn trash into trees.

[KitRougard]

Didn't you see that Christmas episode of Futurama where there's too many trees, Oxygen levels go through the roof, and then Bender lights a cigar, lighting the Earth's atmosphere on fire?

The ability to fill out paperwork perfectly, at hyper-speed.

[TricMagic]

Drown the world in beucracy and red-tape. Or Clear it up as Super-Clerk.

The Ability to turn a bath towels to metal, and back again.

[King Zultan]

You didn't say what kind of metal, so you go to a dollars store and buy some cheap towels turn them into gold and sell the gold, and you keep doing that until you have millions.

The ability to summon gold fish.

[methylatedspirit]

Due to ambiguity, "gold fish" will be interpreted as gold (material) fish (creature). That is to say, fish made out of gold. You summon hundreds of gold fish to melt down into ingots, and many hundreds of thousands to drop onto your targets.

The ability to add backlights to anything.

[Superdorf]

You mystically slap backlights into people's skulls, and the wiring forces its way into their brains, killing them. Horrific.

The ability to transform cheddar cheese into mozzarella cheese, and back again.

[pikachu17]

Have an infinite range on this. Then you can put messages in mozzarella cheese for your minions by turning only parts of it into cheddar.

The ability to fly only if no one (not including yourself) knows you can fly.

[Smoke Mirrors]

All you have to do is wear a full body disguise. They don’t know you can fly, they know someone can.

The ability to turn invisible, but only when nobody is looking.

[Puppyguard]

Do cameras count? If they don't, sneak into a building with valuables when the security guards are switching and snag some cash for your evil plan.

Infinite stamina, but only when playing minecraft.

[pikachu17]

Play Pocket Edition whenever doing anything tiring. If you can multitask, you will never need to sleep again, and you can win marathons.

You cannot drown in an inch of water.

[RoseHeart]

You cannot drown in an inch of water.

Thus, you cannot drown in less than an inch, such as mist. Which you infuse with chemicals to induce the drowning response. You also don't need a mask so your enemies won't think they need one.

You can levitate twice as high off the ground as everyone else does from normal subparticle displacement.

[pikachu17]

Build a device that allows to choose how high everyone else levitates from normal subparticle displacement.

The ability to write words in midair with one specific pencil.

[Imic]

You can find the right people, and use the ability to convince them you are granting them messages frim God, whho is speaking to them through your hand and pen. Convince them to commit murder.

The ability to fly, with your hands being covered in feathers as wings, so you might soar across the heavens.