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[Naturegirl1999]

Eat lots of nails and shit 'em out and ruin peoples plumbing, use this to generate business for your plumbing company.

The ability to breath water.

Isn't the power supposed to be a seemingly useless one?

Get a suit that can withstand high pressure. There is no need for heavy oxygen tanks or snorkel as you explore the ocean

You randomly lose all senses, including balance, the 5 senses you mainly hear about, proprioception, and everything,g else. You are like a disembodied mind with no idea of the physical world until an indeterminate amount of time later, your senses return. You cannot control when any of this happens

[pikachu17]

Team up with someone who can switch people's bodies/powers around. When you don't sense anything, he can switch you with a villain, and then you can keep the villain easily contained until your body gets its senses back.

The ability to teleport a small amount of dust three inches away.

[IndigoFenix]

You can teleport it through a person's body and into their vital organs. Pocket sand is now a lethal weapon.

You can make your head pop like a bloody water balloon, and reform it on your neck. The explosion does not have a significant amount of force. You cannot do anything else while your head is popped.

[Naturegirl1999]

If you are trapped, explode your head. The kidnappers will leave,you for dead and untie the "corpse" reform your head when they leave you

[King Zultan]

The ability to remove your liver harming yourself.

[Superdorf]

You can now remove your liver's ability to harm you. Your liver will never fail (that would be harmful) and it will never process amygdalin into cyanide (that would also be harmful).

Alcohol-guzzling potential aside, this provides you with access to a rather potent ingested poison that you yourself are immune to. Invite all your enemies to a dinner party! Pull a "Princess Bride" bait-and-switch on your arch-nemesis! The possibilities are endless!

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You can sneeze with twice as much force as the average person.

[Mathel]

Use a turret mounted blowgun and make yourself sneeze into it to use it as a sniper rifle.

Also could be used to spread a liquid hazard not too harmful to yourself around.

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The ablility to cede control of your body to a random sleeping human for 5 hours. The person controlling you will retain their memories during their control of you, but of your life, they will only remember what already happened during this 5-hour interval. Should the human controlling you wake up or die for any reason, a random other sleeping human will be selected at that point. This new controller will remember what happened before in this 5-hour interval while also retaining all their memory. The time controlling you will be treated as a lucid dream by the brains of controllers, complete with high chance of forgetting it. You are conscious during the whole time, but can not act, not even communicate with the person controling you. Should you die while controlled, the person controlling you will be OK.
The human selection is completely random and can choose ANY human that is currently asleep.
This ability has a 24 hour cooldown.

[pikachu17]

Find a way to prevent everyone in the world but one person from sleeping for one second.
Now you have a way to either entrap them in your body, or give them messages.

The ability to make anything .0000000001% heavier, once for each thing.

[TheRedwolf]

Make the goddamned sun heavier and then fry the planet.
The ability to become a cat once per day

[pikachu17]

No limitations on type or duration? Become a 100 foot long lion, and stay that way.

The power to eat boogers with no ill effect.

[TricMagic]

Concoct poison boogers, then feed them to your enemies in a food eating contest you contest in.

The Power to Not Post. You have it, and so you cannot post.

[pikachu17]

You cannot turn into a long, sturdy piece of timber or metal set upright in the ground and used to support something or as a marker, so you are set to fight Turns-People-Into-Posts-Man.

The power to turn your left pinky into cheese.

[pikachu17]

Bait Mouse Man.

The power of being able to do basic math.

[Naturegirl1999]

Congratulations. Whenever you find an acid, you know how much of each base to use to neutralize it.

The power to summon a single molecule with a 24 hour cooldown time

[Sudurandom]

Summon enormously complex molecules such at lightyear long carbon nanotubes or an explosive with a repeating structure at kilogram to megaton scale.

The ability to make a random person somewhere in the world blink once.