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[Radio Controlled]

Is there anything left in the wreckage of the hardsuit that could be salvaged, even if just for parts? If yes, and if hauling it isn't too cumbersome, retrieve it, if not just leave it. 

And the entire finger of bats is falling towards the face. It looks like it will miss the mouth and hit the cheek.

Are we in any danger of getting hit by the Batnado? If yes, get out of the way.

If not, using the drone and scanner (and plain looking around), see if I can spot any more signs of Friendly's influence. Try to determine if that blue star is the source of the infection or just a symptom. 

"Okay, so.. I don't think we can die here."

"Sure seems like it. Which means we'll be having to drag Friendo out of here first if we want to deal with him." Yagyu grumbles.

"Welp, at least we didn't lose another team member, suicidally homicidal they may be. Welcome back to the land of the living, Kora! Try better this time 'round not to get pasted, will ya?"

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Auditor, guns version
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Promotion: Team Captain (100 Omni Raise, Access to all team shock implants. Crushing responsibility.)

Life: 3d8 (auditor)
Attack: d12 (pulse laser) + d10 (scrap metal) (Autonomous targeting system)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d10
Speed: d10
Endurance: d10
Will: d10
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d10

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d6


Status: Comme ci comme ça
Sight: reduced fps
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch


Inventory:
OMNITECH Isolation Suit (Protection from many environmental dangers)
Cognition copier
bodyparts, enough for full body (in cold storage)       
goop thrower (d4 attack. Does no damage. If successful, target is immobilized.)

Modified goop thrower. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. OVERDRIVE: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Standard [currently selected]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [not in use]: d8
   -current goop tank d8/d8
   -3 spare goop tanks (all d8/d8)
3 spare carbine mags
3 spare shotgun mags
box of d10 damage scrap metal for ferromagnetic accelerator (d6/d6)

Sealing Tool (D4 use die)
environmental scanner
toolkit [3/3]
2 poking sticks
3 boxes
3 mental purgants (1 to Summer)
1 camera drone (borrowed from Ed)
Summer's inventory (whatever got left behind)

Lockout switch and voter [10/10], quantum linked to suit comms.
isolation suit and TTS earbuds


Money: 3539
insurance: auditor-jetpack body (paid for: penal mission cycle)

-auditor-
1. Biorhythm tracker: Allows the tracking of a single target. Their outline will appear on the user's vision from any distance, through any material. Tracking can be initiated with line of sight OR DNA sampling.
Samples: Wil, Burt, Ed, Baldwin, Summer(?)
2. Autonomous targeting system: Allows for a second weapon to be fired as a secondary attack even after firing the standard single attack. Weapon must be held in the other hand and uses suit parameters instead of user skill. Light weapons use dex, heavy use strength.
3. Ammunition Transmutation forge: Shoebox sized device that allows ammunition of one kind to be transmuted into a different kind of ammo. Not one to one, requires equal or greater monetary value of the input to get the output. Ie a 20 omni bullet would require the sacrifice of at least 20 omni worth of other ammo to make.
4. Weakness Analysis protocols: Automatically detects and displays the structural or biological weaknesses of any targeted enemy.
5. Pulse Laser: Infinite use military grade laser fired from the point of the "Beak". Deals d12 but requires d6 turns to recharge after every use. Can use it on low-power setting to cut things open without having to recharge.
6. Micromissile Pack: Built into the hunched back, fires salvos of micromissiles that deal d6xd6 damage. Has a d4 use die. Guided via laser targeting using Gun skill.
7. OMNITECH ferromagnetic accelerator: Standard version of the system but built into the hands. Pick up metal objects and fire them. Damage dependent on object.
8. Wrist Mounted Shotguns: Same damage as "PUNCH!" shotgun (2d10 close, 2d6 medium, 2d4 long). current use die: d6/d6
9. hardsuit-style jetpack (integrated into auditor body)

[Fluffe9911]

Jack pats his body a couple of times "...Well then" Jack coughs "Darn metaphysical saltine crackers uhhum anyway I wouldn't push things too hard just cause it appears we cant die don't mean we cant still be made into a comatose vegetable."
Just follow the group while I check my pockets to see if I have any metaphysical saltine crackers left

Spoiler:  Jack Blackwater (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack Blackwater
Physical Description: A average built jittery man with curled up short black hair and blue eyes who looks like he drinks way too much coffee.
Background: Jack was a security guard who by one day stumbling upon access to hidden cameras over the past couple weeks (but it feels like years) have been secretly watching the "MOOK Squad" through almost each and every one of their missions to date from unfortunate warp travel accidents to attempted ape murder Jack has seen it all with popcorn in hand. Of course nothing good last forever and the guys above eventually caught onto Jacks snooping but rather than "Firing" him it was decided that he would be transferred to work for the "MOOK Squad"... indefinitely.
Class: Security
Life: OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
Attack: OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) / OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d6
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d12
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d6
 Guns: d8
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d4
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
    A set of all gray body armor notable for its heavy chest and back plates, spherical pauldrons, articulated gauntlets and face obscuring helmet. Has “SECURITY” stenciled across the front and a big OMNITECH eye logo stamped on the helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. It is an unassuming gray brick of a gun that most resembles a P90 as designed by someone with an intense passion for straight lines and 90 degree angles. It is a bullpup design with a large magazine slotted into a spot on the top of the weapon. Uses standard UEC 7.5mmx50mm steel-carbide rounds.   The word “RIFLE” has been stenciled along one side of the weapon.
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. A non-collapsible metal tonfa with a square shaped striking surface to allow for both flat and edged blows. The solid metal construction is further enhanced with embedded weights to make the weapon both balanced and capable of more powerful strikes.  Has the word “BATON” stenciled on one side and “SECURITY” on the other.
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
    A standard “contractual obligation enforcing” implant given to all Security personnel. Allows supervisors to inflict “Electrical Guidance” to the security agent if they are, in the supervisor’s opinion, acting incorrectly.
OMNITECH Omni-light
    A consumer brand flashlight produced by OMNITECH. Painted gray and labeled “FLASHLIGHT” to fit in with the generic brand of everything else.
A Cognition Copier
Earbuds Drowns out the screams
Metaphysical Saltine Crackers Tastes just how you imagine it
Money:
700 Omni

[Ozarck]

Get a better view of the surroundings, then use my brain thingum that controls zombies to control some bats. lots of bats. They will be my undead ocean, carrying me along in their current toward whatever looks most Bob, now that  I have seen more of the region.

Spoiler: Bob (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d12
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d10
Mechanics: d12
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: Bob
Inventory: 1 OMNI Toolkit (Max charges) 3/3?
100 (-10) Nutrient Paste.
(brain thing that controls zombies or something?) plucked zombie chickens (raw, headless), 5 zombie hands

Money: 950

Spoiler: Bob's Business (click to show/hide)

Swamp of flesh and pain
Look at me. I am the projectile now!
Hang nail

[King Zultan]

"Oh look at that someone said the magic words and she came back to life."
Leave my safety spot and get back together with the group on the teeth and see how the robot friends are doing.

Spoiler: Is no longer dead! (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: An animatronic Dandy Fox with an old money southern drawl.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Advanced Combat Technician: (Gets an extra 100 Omni per mission)
Life: d6 Reactive fabric cape
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm / d8 Close Sawn off Shotgun (d4 use die) with bayonet d4

Sight:
Smell: Nope can't do that.
Hearing: Set to text to speech
Taste: Doesn't have one.
Touch: Probably doesn't really have that ether.

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d8
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d4
 Fate: d4

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d10
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d10
 Technology: d6
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: No longer dead
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x5 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 reactive fabric cape
 High visibility flares x4
 Cognition copier
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
 First Aid kit (1)
 Fire extinguisher (d6 use)
 Harpoon
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack)
 Sawn off Shotgun (d8 Close)(d4 use die) Box of shells (d6 use die) with Bayonet d4
 Cold Steel "Battle Ready" katana (d6 use die)
 OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator (d12 life, d4 use die)
 Glow sticks (D6 use die)
 Hand held video camera. with up link to OMNITECH server.
 A gun effectively identical to the containment turrets, d8 ammo and not reloadable
 Rocket Launcher (d12+3 ranged explosive) No ammo
 Flashlight
 Laptop
 Smartphone
 A small ball that has complex etched designs on the surface and smolders with yellow flames
 Knife
 Machete
 Rifle (d8 ranged attack) would have d6 mags if I had any.
 2 Handguns (d6 ranged attack) would have d6 mag if I had any
 Three foot long section of pipe, my head fit inside of it.
 Robot lockout switch
 Ghost fox
 Mr. Frog: The big frog in suspenders, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Miss Godiva Goose: The female goose with...a large chest...dressed in purple, furs and boa, now with big brain  and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Prickly Dan: The porcupine in overalls and floppy cap, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
Money:
 245 Omni
 6,000 Megabucks

Spoiler: Things I've done. (click to show/hide)

Shot a giant gimp in the dick with a rocket launcher.
Let people use the harpoon gun to climb out of the giant's mouth.
Bravely ran away when the giant hand threatened to crush us.

[BlackPaladin99]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Night Voyage
Physical Description: a biomechanical android male
Background: [REDACTED]
Life: d4
Attack: d6 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle), d4 melee (OMNITECH Generic Security Baton)
Stats:
Str: d4
Dex: d4
Spd: d6
End: d4
Will: d6
Kno: d4
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d6
Speech: d4
Status: fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant (implanted)
OMNITECH Omni-light
WEIRD TOOTH
Money: 0

Sight: Fine?
Smell: Fine?
Hearing: Fine?
Taste: Fine?
Touch: Fine?

follow team and shoot hostiles. 

[Devastator]

"So how are we gonna get him out?  We got a metal box or something?"

Offer the squirrel-bots up to anyone who wants to modify them, either with mechanics or thought-magic.

If nobody takes them, take off and look for some pain elemental with an iron maiden or some kinda restraint device.

"Hey, wait.. these pain elementals have all these torture devices.  They must know how to restrain things here!  I'll go ask them."

Spoiler: Summer (click to show/hide)

Name: Summer
Physical Description: Batlike young woman with giant membranous wings in place of arms.  Long black hair.  Somewhat larger than normal.
Background: Fomer sales pool worker who decided to throw away a promising career of forty years of utter drudgery for a much more exciting opportunity.

Life: d12 Force Field.  Also stimmed
Attack: d2 unarmed, d4 generic pistol

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d6
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status:
Partly embedded in flesh-ground.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
Painkillers. d6 use die.
Stimulants, 3x
OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator.
Foam Grenade d12
EMP Grenade d20, electronics

Thermite Charge 3d10, concentrated (on squirrel-bot)
Laser Trip Sensor (on squirrel-bot)

Toolkit (2 charges)

Mini-robot.  Basically a robot squirrel. x2!
d6 dex, d6 speed.

OMNITECH “Omni-fun” VR system
VR Robot Control program. (Can control a single ordinary robot through the VR headset without tech rolls, as if it was Summer's body.  Skills may only be used if robot has appropriate appendages.  Can be used to control different kinds of robots, but only one at a time.)
Has mind-control deadman's switch, cutting it off.

Stowed:
Radio earbuds with text-to-speech function.
Shock collar with quantum entanglement system.
Sensory deprivation suit.

Spoiler: Sensory (click to show/hide)

Sight: Normal
Smell: Normal
Hearing: Normal
Taste: Normal
Touch: Normal

No suit.

[The Lupanian]

Shoot any bats if they come close and are acting hostile.

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji “the Gardener” Fuchikoma
Rank: Senior Security Expert and Gardener
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large emerald green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

Life: 2d10 mechsuit + d10 Robobody
Attack: 2d8 Auto-cannon

2d6 Piledriver Carbine
d6+d8 Amplified Wand
2d8 Auto-cannon (d6 use die)
Tesla Glove (5/5)
Molar Hammer (3d8)

Ammo:
Piledriver Carbine (use d4)(6 magazines)
5 auto-cannon magazines (d6)

Stats:
Strength: d12 (up from d10)
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d8
Implants: d10
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Inventory:
Amplified Wand (Bat)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Brain Backup
Turret auto-cannon
Walkie-talkie (from L&F)
Medkit (from L&F)
Bottle with Lizard eye (from L&F box)
Tesla gauntlet (from L&F box)
Aztec Skull Whistle (from L&F)

Money:
515

Items on/up for loan:
Armored Space Suit
Chainsaw (d10)
Piledriver Carbine (6 mags)
2 pistol mags (keep)

Debt 0

[syvarris]

Use ghost magic to forcibly repair the hardsuit with bones.  Then detach from the giant hand and fly up towards Derp's big blue flame while chanting "FUCK DERP FUCK DERP FUCK DERP FUCK DERP" over the team comms, as is tradition.

Also, if part of Wilfred's inventory is now destroyed, please say so (and preferably what exactly is destroyed and what isn't).

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: An exaggerated eight-foot tall linebacker-shaped machine constructed out of slabs of white metallo-ceramic armor, laid atop a barely visible metallic undercarriage.  Its legs are stumpy compared to its arms, with a bulbous body due to the double rocket jump pack embedded between its shoulders.

Inside, he is an upsettingly poorly clothed buff catgirl.  Who still sounds identical to Wil Wheaton.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wil Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other six, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Class 02 weapon of mass destruction. (Always starts missions with a cognition copier)
Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)
Life: 2d8 Hardsuit
Attack: 4d4 Acidthrower

Stats:
Str 1d6 1d10 hardsuit
Dex 1d8
Spd 1d8
End 1d10
Wil 1d12
Kno 1d6 1d12 Subspace Library
Fte 1d12

Skills:

Mel d4
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d12
Med d4
Occ d12
Spc d4

Status: Drunk!

Inventory:
OMNITECH Cognition Copier (equipped)

TTS Earplugs
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) (Three d4 magazines)

OMNITECH Hardsuit (2d8 life, d8 jumpjets)
---Can skim on smaller rockets
---Built in binocular view

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly"
Anomaly detection watch
Hacked observation drone from Detroit
Psychometric Reconstructor (Occult tool)
Subspace Library Search Engine (Replaces know with tech)
Spiderbot
Glowsticks
Glow spraypaint
2x Nutrient paste
Transient psychokinetic stim
2x Euphoria generator grenades
Placed charge
Jerry can of monkey pump alcohol
Shock collar.  Should've made a doggirl body, not a catgirl body.

Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6)
2x Smiles Rifles (d6 ranged attack) and 5 magazines (all d6)


Fragile Darkness artifact gun () (Given to Baldwin)
"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines) (Given to Baldwin)

Money: 150

Disasters caused:
--Attacked a ghost god and maybe accidentally broke the barrier between ghosts and reality, I've never understood what happened there.
--Opened a portal to HELL during the Derp mission, between that and... other actions, directly caused the deaths of six or seven teammates?  Didn't kill Derp, which could be considered to be a disaster!
--Accidentally destroyed a hospital and army with a ghost nuke and a fifteen foot tall skeleton kaiju.  Murdered or destroyed almost everyone and everything with significant details about our mission goal.  Animated a good chunk of a dead city into a colossal mecha in order to fight a former teammate who went full evangelion.  Generally killed a lot of civilian NPCs, but the only PC kill definitely deserved it!
--Gave Derp control of the pain dimension while trying to get him tortured.  Caused the executions of almost all our supervisors.  Wasn't specifically punished, somehow.

Spoiler: Mission Achievements (click to show/hide)

Helped cripple big pain elemental.
Caught and threw back a giant bone projectile that was going to crush the team
Threw Bob jaw-first into a pain-elemental's face.  Was is particularly useful?  Nah.  Was it totally fucking awesome?  Yes.
Got killed by a giant fist along with Kora, thus teaching the team that death is not permanent in this place.

[heydude6]

"Okay, so.. I don't think we can die here."

"Sure seems like it. Which means we'll be having to drag Friendo out of here first if we want to deal with him." Yagyu grumbles.

"If we really do have to extract him, then we're going to need an exit strategy of some kind. Last time I checked, command was only gonna let us out after we did the job. Or am I somehow mistaken?

"Regardless, we gotta inform command about the change of plans."

Keep shooting at the giant God-Hand. Aim for the palm.

(I'd join Korra on the iron maiden quest, but there's a more pressing threat.)

Spoiler: Baldwin Reborn (click to show/hide)

Name: Robert Baldwin
Physical Description: A tall, pale, and thin man with green eyes and shoulder-length brown hair. You'd almost mistake him for a hippy if it weren't for how well-groomed he was. His hair has a shine to it that one could only get from the most expensive of shampoos and conditioner, while his complexion is flawless. No one knows where he gets his personal hygiene products from.

Also has blood wings (tucked in) and a blood halo now...

Background:  In a past life, Robert was a nature-loving hippy who abandoned his passion for cold-hard cash. Now a shameless capitalist, he thought up many money-making schemes as an occultist at OMMNI, but he encountered failure after failure before meeting his end within the SAM hivemind. Somehow he managed to make it back, but it's hard to gauge how much of his old personality is still intact.

Before even this, Robert had been a famous architect who distinguished himself with his avant garde designs. Life was good for the young upstart, until his preference for beauty over practicality caught up with him.

His biggest achievement, the Sierra Space Resort was a massive space station meant to house the wealthiest of space tourists. Modelled after a dance device from a bygone era, the station was a giant ball covered almost entirely in mirrors. It would reflect the light of a local star and spread it throughout the cosmos, broadcasting its brilliance to anyone in the solar system. This gave it the nickname the "Dazzle Star".

Though the clientele loved it, locals would get very pissed whenever the D-Star touched down in their corner of space. The reflected sunlight wreaked havoc on nearby planets, starting wildfires and even boiling oceans. Eventually enough people got mad and banded together to form a rebellion. The station was not designed to defend against such attacks and was quickly blown up, along with all the upper-classmen inside it.

Someone had to pay for that bloodshed, so Robert ended up facing the suit's wrath. As punishment he was cryogenically frozen for 200 years. Long enough to go out of style.

After serving his sentence, Baldwin applied for a job at OMNI, but the suits confused his unusual floorplans for diagrams of summoning circles. Robert was hired on the spot, but it was only during his second week of basic training did he realize that he may not have gotten the job he was looking for...

And you know the rest.

Life: 2d6 (OMNITECH Jumpsuit)
Attack: d? ranged (Fragile Darkness)
d2 fists

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d12
Speech: d6

Status: Pain Receptors: off

Sight: Not blindfolded
Smell: Nose plugs
Hearing: Text-to-speech earbuds
Taste: Normal
Touch: No Pain receptors, otherwise normal.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
     The standard OMNITECH jumpsuit. Covers everything but the head, hands, and feet. Stain resistant, waterproof, breathable, light, and overall comfortable as everyday wear. Offers no protection against anything more dangerous than a spilled cup of coffee.  Has the employee’s name stenciled on the back like a sports jersey.  This one is Black and has a smaller “OCCULT” stenciled across the right side of the chest, just under the collar bone.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
     One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. The Generic Personal Sidearm is a handgun as drawn by a 9 year old; A gray rectangle with a gray rectangle grip and a trigger that looks more like a light switch with a trigger guard that looks like an allen wrench. It is uncomfortable, unappealing, and very clearly designed by the lowest bidder, but can effectively put .45 slugs into targets.
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
    OMNITECH Containment pods resemble a clear tube held in between two large metal ends with long rods forming a cage and reinforcing structure around the tube.  One of the metal ends has an iris design to allow it to open and allow a sample in before clamping shut. Though the tubes look to be glass they are a multilayer reinforced acrylic that is remarkably strong and non-reactive.
OMNITECH Null-Rod
    The Null-rod is a collapsible rod made of the same non-reactive acrylic as the inner lining of the containment pods. Used by Cultists for the investigative prodding and poking of things that look dangerous.


OMNITECH Jumpsuit (2d6 life, rocket packs for jumping, flight,etc.)

OMNITECH Placed charge (Demo pack, with remote, 3d10 damage, single use)

OMNITECH EMP grenade (d20 damage, only effects electronics. Single use)

OMNITECH Cognition Copier

The Artifact Occult gun "Fragile Darkness"
An enigmatic artifact recovered from the Detroit anomaly zone. Seems powerful.

"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines, one empty magazine)
May spell the death of me....

Gentleman's Pipe
    This isn't a pipe. This is a text-based description of a pipe. And also a pipe.
Octarine Tobacco
   An ancient plant from 200 years ago. Used to be all the rage among people with "alternative" lifestyles, but it fell out of style once corporations began selling it legally. Turns out that once the man was in on it, nobody wanted to buy it anymore. By now it would be extinct if it weren't for the single potted plant in Baldwin's room. In the end, Baldwin was a sellout.
Idea Tube
   An old treasure from a past life. Even back then everything was done in CAD, but Baldwin always wanted to stand out. He drew his designs by hand and would store them here for safe keeping along with spare paper and writing tools. This created a tempting prize for any aspiring paparazzi, which lead to him being frequently covered in various magazines. He owes his career to those guys.

Good OMNITECH fishing rod

Some guy's wallet

Some guy's crumpled piece of paper.

A prospector's watch
It's got sensors and shit that detects anomalies. Allegedly ceases to function deeper into the zone

Military grade Electronic Binoculars.
Useful for scouting

OMNITECH Full Body Bio-prosthetic Clone

Money: 121 OMNI, 147 Megabucks.

[Pancaek]

"So how are we gonna get him out?  We got a metal box or something?"

Offer the squirrel-bots up to anyone who wants to modify them, either with mechanics or thought-magic.

"Hey, wait.. these pain elementals have all these torture devices.  They must know how to restrain things here!  I'll go ask them."

Edward, still sticking onto Yagyu, notices Summer offer the squirrel-bots.

"Anything particular you'd like to have done to those squirrely robot friends you have there? I might be able to help, depending on what work you'd like done" He says, waving his toolbox in one tentacle

[Devastator]

"Well, we need something to restrain the guy without anyone actually sensing him directly.  These are piloted via VR, and they don't have sensory systems on them beyond the cameras.  So if you could make them into triggerable cages or something, it'd be really handy."

"They're a little small and squirrel-shaped, but size seems variable here, and you can use both."

[piecewise]

"Okay, so.. I don't think we can die here."

"Sure seems like it. Which means we'll be having to drag Friendo out of here first if we want to deal with him." Yagyu grumbles.

"If we really do have to extract him, then we're going to need an exit strategy of some kind. Last time I checked, command was only gonna let us out after we did the job. Or am I somehow mistaken?

"Regardless, we gotta inform command about the change of plans."

Keep shooting at the giant God-Hand. Aim for the palm.

(I'd join Korra on the iron maiden quest, but there's a more pressing threat.)

Spoiler: Baldwin Reborn (click to show/hide)

Name: Robert Baldwin
Physical Description: A tall, pale, and thin man with green eyes and shoulder-length brown hair. You'd almost mistake him for a hippy if it weren't for how well-groomed he was. His hair has a shine to it that one could only get from the most expensive of shampoos and conditioner, while his complexion is flawless. No one knows where he gets his personal hygiene products from.

Also has blood wings (tucked in) and a blood halo now...

Background:  In a past life, Robert was a nature-loving hippy who abandoned his passion for cold-hard cash. Now a shameless capitalist, he thought up many money-making schemes as an occultist at OMMNI, but he encountered failure after failure before meeting his end within the SAM hivemind. Somehow he managed to make it back, but it's hard to gauge how much of his old personality is still intact.

Before even this, Robert had been a famous architect who distinguished himself with his avant garde designs. Life was good for the young upstart, until his preference for beauty over practicality caught up with him.

His biggest achievement, the Sierra Space Resort was a massive space station meant to house the wealthiest of space tourists. Modelled after a dance device from a bygone era, the station was a giant ball covered almost entirely in mirrors. It would reflect the light of a local star and spread it throughout the cosmos, broadcasting its brilliance to anyone in the solar system. This gave it the nickname the "Dazzle Star".

Though the clientele loved it, locals would get very pissed whenever the D-Star touched down in their corner of space. The reflected sunlight wreaked havoc on nearby planets, starting wildfires and even boiling oceans. Eventually enough people got mad and banded together to form a rebellion. The station was not designed to defend against such attacks and was quickly blown up, along with all the upper-classmen inside it.

Someone had to pay for that bloodshed, so Robert ended up facing the suit's wrath. As punishment he was cryogenically frozen for 200 years. Long enough to go out of style.

After serving his sentence, Baldwin applied for a job at OMNI, but the suits confused his unusual floorplans for diagrams of summoning circles. Robert was hired on the spot, but it was only during his second week of basic training did he realize that he may not have gotten the job he was looking for...

And you know the rest.

Life: 2d6 (OMNITECH Jumpsuit)
Attack: d? ranged (Fragile Darkness)
d2 fists

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d12
Speech: d6

Status: Pain Receptors: off

Sight: Not blindfolded
Smell: Nose plugs
Hearing: Text-to-speech earbuds
Taste: Normal
Touch: No Pain receptors, otherwise normal.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
     The standard OMNITECH jumpsuit. Covers everything but the head, hands, and feet. Stain resistant, waterproof, breathable, light, and overall comfortable as everyday wear. Offers no protection against anything more dangerous than a spilled cup of coffee.  Has the employee’s name stenciled on the back like a sports jersey.  This one is Black and has a smaller “OCCULT” stenciled across the right side of the chest, just under the collar bone.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
     One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. The Generic Personal Sidearm is a handgun as drawn by a 9 year old; A gray rectangle with a gray rectangle grip and a trigger that looks more like a light switch with a trigger guard that looks like an allen wrench. It is uncomfortable, unappealing, and very clearly designed by the lowest bidder, but can effectively put .45 slugs into targets.
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
    OMNITECH Containment pods resemble a clear tube held in between two large metal ends with long rods forming a cage and reinforcing structure around the tube.  One of the metal ends has an iris design to allow it to open and allow a sample in before clamping shut. Though the tubes look to be glass they are a multilayer reinforced acrylic that is remarkably strong and non-reactive.
OMNITECH Null-Rod
    The Null-rod is a collapsible rod made of the same non-reactive acrylic as the inner lining of the containment pods. Used by Cultists for the investigative prodding and poking of things that look dangerous.


OMNITECH Jumpsuit (2d6 life, rocket packs for jumping, flight,etc.)

OMNITECH Placed charge (Demo pack, with remote, 3d10 damage, single use)

OMNITECH EMP grenade (d20 damage, only effects electronics. Single use)

OMNITECH Cognition Copier

The Artifact Occult gun "Fragile Darkness"
An enigmatic artifact recovered from the Detroit anomaly zone. Seems powerful.

"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines, one empty magazine)
May spell the death of me....

Gentleman's Pipe
    This isn't a pipe. This is a text-based description of a pipe. And also a pipe.
Octarine Tobacco
   An ancient plant from 200 years ago. Used to be all the rage among people with "alternative" lifestyles, but it fell out of style once corporations began selling it legally. Turns out that once the man was in on it, nobody wanted to buy it anymore. By now it would be extinct if it weren't for the single potted plant in Baldwin's room. In the end, Baldwin was a sellout.
Idea Tube
   An old treasure from a past life. Even back then everything was done in CAD, but Baldwin always wanted to stand out. He drew his designs by hand and would store them here for safe keeping along with spare paper and writing tools. This created a tempting prize for any aspiring paparazzi, which lead to him being frequently covered in various magazines. He owes his career to those guys.

Good OMNITECH fishing rod

Some guy's wallet

Some guy's crumpled piece of paper.

A prospector's watch
It's got sensors and shit that detects anomalies. Allegedly ceases to function deeper into the zone

Military grade Electronic Binoculars.
Useful for scouting

OMNITECH Full Body Bio-prosthetic Clone

Money: 121 OMNI, 147 Megabucks.

[1] The Fragile Darkness screams and bleeds, producing no effect.

Get a better view of the surroundings, then use my brain thingum that controls zombies to control some bats. lots of bats. They will be my undead ocean, carrying me along in their current toward whatever looks most Bob, now that  I have seen more of the region.

Spoiler: Bob (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d12
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d10
Mechanics: d12
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: Bob
Inventory: 1 OMNI Toolkit (Max charges) 3/3?
100 (-10) Nutrient Paste.
(brain thing that controls zombies or something?) plucked zombie chickens (raw, headless), 5 zombie hands

Money: 950

Spoiler: Bob's Business (click to show/hide)

Swamp of flesh and pain
Look at me. I am the projectile now!
Hang nail

[9]
Bob yells at bats. Well, as much as an alligator can yell. Surprisingly, several hundred of the bats respond to his call and begin swarming over towards him. [4] Sadly they are just bats so forming a sort of living current of flesh for him to swim through is a bit beyond their capacities. Instead the largest among them, giant flying fox like critters, grab hold of his limbs and all around his scaly body, packing themselves as tightly as they can. Smaller bats swarm up underneath him and together they lift the much heavier reptile into the sky.
[4]
Bob surveys the shattered islands of torture and madness for someplace to really Bob out. He sees what appears to be a fetid swamp of gore and blood floating upside down an indeterminate distance away. Bob, of course, immediately sets out across the vast or perhaps short distance to the swamp of gore, chomping and wriggling in anticipation. He is still flying towards it when the turn ends.

Jack pats his body a couple of times "...Well then" Jack coughs "Darn metaphysical saltine crackers uhhum anyway I wouldn't push things too hard just cause it appears we cant die don't mean we cant still be made into a comatose vegetable."
Just follow the group while I check my pockets to see if I have any metaphysical saltine crackers left

Spoiler:  Jack Blackwater (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack Blackwater
Physical Description: A average built jittery man with curled up short black hair and blue eyes who looks like he drinks way too much coffee.
Background: Jack was a security guard who by one day stumbling upon access to hidden cameras over the past couple weeks (but it feels like years) have been secretly watching the "MOOK Squad" through almost each and every one of their missions to date from unfortunate warp travel accidents to attempted ape murder Jack has seen it all with popcorn in hand. Of course nothing good last forever and the guys above eventually caught onto Jacks snooping but rather than "Firing" him it was decided that he would be transferred to work for the "MOOK Squad"... indefinitely.
Class: Security
Life: OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
Attack: OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) / OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d6
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d12
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d6
 Guns: d8
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d4
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
    A set of all gray body armor notable for its heavy chest and back plates, spherical pauldrons, articulated gauntlets and face obscuring helmet. Has “SECURITY” stenciled across the front and a big OMNITECH eye logo stamped on the helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. It is an unassuming gray brick of a gun that most resembles a P90 as designed by someone with an intense passion for straight lines and 90 degree angles. It is a bullpup design with a large magazine slotted into a spot on the top of the weapon. Uses standard UEC 7.5mmx50mm steel-carbide rounds.   The word “RIFLE” has been stenciled along one side of the weapon.
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. A non-collapsible metal tonfa with a square shaped striking surface to allow for both flat and edged blows. The solid metal construction is further enhanced with embedded weights to make the weapon both balanced and capable of more powerful strikes.  Has the word “BATON” stenciled on one side and “SECURITY” on the other.
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
    A standard “contractual obligation enforcing” implant given to all Security personnel. Allows supervisors to inflict “Electrical Guidance” to the security agent if they are, in the supervisor’s opinion, acting incorrectly.
OMNITECH Omni-light
    A consumer brand flashlight produced by OMNITECH. Painted gray and labeled “FLASHLIGHT” to fit in with the generic brand of everything else.
A Cognition Copier
Earbuds Drowns out the screams
Metaphysical Saltine Crackers Tastes just how you imagine it
Money:
700 Omni

[3]
You have a whole box of them!

Is there anything left in the wreckage of the hardsuit that could be salvaged, even if just for parts? If yes, and if hauling it isn't too cumbersome, retrieve it, if not just leave it. 

And the entire finger of bats is falling towards the face. It looks like it will miss the mouth and hit the cheek.

Are we in any danger of getting hit by the Batnado? If yes, get out of the way.

If not, using the drone and scanner (and plain looking around), see if I can spot any more signs of Friendly's influence. Try to determine if that blue star is the source of the infection or just a symptom. 

"Okay, so.. I don't think we can die here."

"Sure seems like it. Which means we'll be having to drag Friendo out of here first if we want to deal with him." Yagyu grumbles.

"Welp, at least we didn't lose another team member, suicidally homicidal they may be. Welcome back to the land of the living, Kora! Try better this time 'round not to get pasted, will ya?"

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Auditor, guns version
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Promotion: Team Captain (100 Omni Raise, Access to all team shock implants. Crushing responsibility.)

Life: 3d8 (auditor)
Attack: d12 (pulse laser) + d10 (scrap metal) (Autonomous targeting system)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d10
Speed: d10
Endurance: d10
Will: d10
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d10

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d6


Status: Comme ci comme ça
Sight: reduced fps
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch


Inventory:
OMNITECH Isolation Suit (Protection from many environmental dangers)
Cognition copier
bodyparts, enough for full body (in cold storage)       
goop thrower (d4 attack. Does no damage. If successful, target is immobilized.)

Modified goop thrower. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. OVERDRIVE: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Standard [currently selected]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [not in use]: d8
   -current goop tank d8/d8
   -3 spare goop tanks (all d8/d8)
3 spare carbine mags
3 spare shotgun mags
box of d10 damage scrap metal for ferromagnetic accelerator (d6/d6)

Sealing Tool (D4 use die)
environmental scanner
toolkit [3/3]
2 poking sticks
3 boxes
3 mental purgants (1 to Summer)
1 camera drone (borrowed from Ed)
Summer's inventory (whatever got left behind)

Lockout switch and voter [10/10], quantum linked to suit comms.
isolation suit and TTS earbuds


Money: 3539
insurance: auditor-jetpack body (paid for: penal mission cycle)

-auditor-
1. Biorhythm tracker: Allows the tracking of a single target. Their outline will appear on the user's vision from any distance, through any material. Tracking can be initiated with line of sight OR DNA sampling.
Samples: Wil, Burt, Ed, Baldwin, Summer(?)
2. Autonomous targeting system: Allows for a second weapon to be fired as a secondary attack even after firing the standard single attack. Weapon must be held in the other hand and uses suit parameters instead of user skill. Light weapons use dex, heavy use strength.
3. Ammunition Transmutation forge: Shoebox sized device that allows ammunition of one kind to be transmuted into a different kind of ammo. Not one to one, requires equal or greater monetary value of the input to get the output. Ie a 20 omni bullet would require the sacrifice of at least 20 omni worth of other ammo to make.
4. Weakness Analysis protocols: Automatically detects and displays the structural or biological weaknesses of any targeted enemy.
5. Pulse Laser: Infinite use military grade laser fired from the point of the "Beak". Deals d12 but requires d6 turns to recharge after every use. Can use it on low-power setting to cut things open without having to recharge.
6. Micromissile Pack: Built into the hunched back, fires salvos of micromissiles that deal d6xd6 damage. Has a d4 use die. Guided via laser targeting using Gun skill.
7. OMNITECH ferromagnetic accelerator: Standard version of the system but built into the hands. Pick up metal objects and fire them. Damage dependent on object.
8. Wrist Mounted Shotguns: Same damage as "PUNCH!" shotgun (2d10 close, 2d6 medium, 2d4 long). current use die: d6/d6
9. hardsuit-style jetpack (integrated into auditor body)

The suit seems pretty much smashed. There might be a few useful components left inside, but nowhere near enough to drag the entire thing with you.

The Bats, aside from those Bob just flew off on, seem far enough away and generally disinterested in the team. As such you spend your time looking around. [4] The blue flame seems to be evidence of the Friendly infection. Those pain elementals who show evidence of it are being actively attacked by those that do not. In fact, now that you actually take time to carefully examine and scan the islands around you, there seems to be a strange sort of war raging between the two. From what you can see....those that are killed by the flaming blue resurrect  under the control of that flame.

"Oh look at that someone said the magic words and she came back to life."
Leave my safety spot and get back together with the group on the teeth and see how the robot friends are doing.

Spoiler: Is no longer dead! (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: An animatronic Dandy Fox with an old money southern drawl.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Advanced Combat Technician: (Gets an extra 100 Omni per mission)
Life: d6 Reactive fabric cape
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm / d8 Close Sawn off Shotgun (d4 use die) with bayonet d4

Sight:
Smell: Nope can't do that.
Hearing: Set to text to speech
Taste: Doesn't have one.
Touch: Probably doesn't really have that ether.

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d8
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d4
 Fate: d4

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d10
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d10
 Technology: d6
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: No longer dead
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x5 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 reactive fabric cape
 High visibility flares x4
 Cognition copier
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
 First Aid kit (1)
 Fire extinguisher (d6 use)
 Harpoon
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack)
 Sawn off Shotgun (d8 Close)(d4 use die) Box of shells (d6 use die) with Bayonet d4
 Cold Steel "Battle Ready" katana (d6 use die)
 OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator (d12 life, d4 use die)
 Glow sticks (D6 use die)
 Hand held video camera. with up link to OMNITECH server.
 A gun effectively identical to the containment turrets, d8 ammo and not reloadable
 Rocket Launcher (d12+3 ranged explosive) No ammo
 Flashlight
 Laptop
 Smartphone
 A small ball that has complex etched designs on the surface and smolders with yellow flames
 Knife
 Machete
 Rifle (d8 ranged attack) would have d6 mags if I had any.
 2 Handguns (d6 ranged attack) would have d6 mag if I had any
 Three foot long section of pipe, my head fit inside of it.
 Robot lockout switch
 Ghost fox
 Mr. Frog: The big frog in suspenders, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Miss Godiva Goose: The female goose with...a large chest...dressed in purple, furs and boa, now with big brain  and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Prickly Dan: The porcupine in overalls and floppy cap, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
Money:
 245 Omni
 6,000 Megabucks

Spoiler: Things I've done. (click to show/hide)

Shot a giant gimp in the dick with a rocket launcher.
Let people use the harpoon gun to climb out of the giant's mouth.
Bravely ran away when the giant hand threatened to crush us.

You meet back up with Yagyu and the majority of the team. Your robots seem fine.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Night Voyage
Physical Description: a biomechanical android male
Background: [REDACTED]
Life: d4
Attack: d6 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle), d4 melee (OMNITECH Generic Security Baton)
Stats:
Str: d4
Dex: d4
Spd: d6
End: d4
Will: d6
Kno: d4
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d6
Speech: d4
Status: fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant (implanted)
OMNITECH Omni-light
WEIRD TOOTH
Money: 0

Sight: Fine?
Smell: Fine?
Hearing: Fine?
Taste: Fine?
Touch: Fine?

follow team and shoot hostiles. 

PATROL DIRECTIVES ACTIVE BEEP BOOP.

Shoot any bats if they come close and are acting hostile.

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji “the Gardener” Fuchikoma
Rank: Senior Security Expert and Gardener
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large emerald green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

Life: 2d10 mechsuit + d10 Robobody
Attack: 2d8 Auto-cannon

2d6 Piledriver Carbine
d6+d8 Amplified Wand
2d8 Auto-cannon (d6 use die)
Tesla Glove (5/5)
Molar Hammer (3d8)

Ammo:
Piledriver Carbine (use d4)(6 magazines)
5 auto-cannon magazines (d6)

Stats:
Strength: d12 (up from d10)
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d8
Implants: d10
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Inventory:
Amplified Wand (Bat)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Brain Backup
Turret auto-cannon
Walkie-talkie (from L&F)
Medkit (from L&F)
Bottle with Lizard eye (from L&F box)
Tesla gauntlet (from L&F box)
Aztec Skull Whistle (from L&F)

Money:
515

Items on/up for loan:
Armored Space Suit
Chainsaw (d10)
Piledriver Carbine (6 mags)
2 pistol mags (keep)

Debt 0

The only bats that come close are those carrying Bob so you leave them be.

"So how are we gonna get him out?  We got a metal box or something?"

Offer the squirrel-bots up to anyone who wants to modify them, either with mechanics or thought-magic.

If nobody takes them, take off and look for some pain elemental with an iron maiden or some kinda restraint device.

"Hey, wait.. these pain elementals have all these torture devices.  They must know how to restrain things here!  I'll go ask them."

Spoiler: Summer (click to show/hide)

Name: Summer
Physical Description: Batlike young woman with giant membranous wings in place of arms.  Long black hair.  Somewhat larger than normal.
Background: Fomer sales pool worker who decided to throw away a promising career of forty years of utter drudgery for a much more exciting opportunity.

Life: d12 Force Field.  Also stimmed
Attack: d2 unarmed, d4 generic pistol

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d6
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status:
Partly embedded in flesh-ground.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
Painkillers. d6 use die.
Stimulants, 3x
OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator.
Foam Grenade d12
EMP Grenade d20, electronics

Thermite Charge 3d10, concentrated (on squirrel-bot)
Laser Trip Sensor (on squirrel-bot)

Toolkit (2 charges)

Mini-robot.  Basically a robot squirrel. x2!
d6 dex, d6 speed.

OMNITECH “Omni-fun” VR system
VR Robot Control program. (Can control a single ordinary robot through the VR headset without tech rolls, as if it was Summer's body.  Skills may only be used if robot has appropriate appendages.  Can be used to control different kinds of robots, but only one at a time.)
Has mind-control deadman's switch, cutting it off.

Stowed:
Radio earbuds with text-to-speech function.
Shock collar with quantum entanglement system.
Sensory deprivation suit.

Spoiler: Sensory (click to show/hide)

Sight: Normal
Smell: Normal
Hearing: Normal
Taste: Normal
Touch: Normal

No suit.

You offer your bots and get no response as far as actions are concerned.

[5]

You fly around the mouth and find, situated in the left ear, a field of gibbets, noses, impaling stakes and various other implements of murderous victim retention. Walking around here is another hulking muscle bound figure, though this one lacks the fire in its eyes. Or any eyes at all, its entire face just being a mass of scar tissue over a lipless mouth of massive teeth. Numerous metal stakes have been driven into the flesh of its shoulders and back, from which hang chains which end in more gibbets, iron cages, and indeed the mythical iron maiden. After establishing that its non-hostile (albeit also non-communicative) you ask for one of the maidens. The giant silently tears the metal stake from its flesh and places it, along with the chain and the maiden, down next to you. It then continues walking with a slow, and deliberate pace.

Use ghost magic to forcibly repair the hardsuit with bones.  Then detach from the giant hand and fly up towards Derp's big blue flame while chanting "FUCK DERP FUCK DERP FUCK DERP FUCK DERP" over the team comms, as is tradition.

Also, if part of Wilfred's inventory is now destroyed, please say so (and preferably what exactly is destroyed and what isn't).

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: An exaggerated eight-foot tall linebacker-shaped machine constructed out of slabs of white metallo-ceramic armor, laid atop a barely visible metallic undercarriage.  Its legs are stumpy compared to its arms, with a bulbous body due to the double rocket jump pack embedded between its shoulders.

Inside, he is an upsettingly poorly clothed buff catgirl.  Who still sounds identical to Wil Wheaton.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wil Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other six, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Class 02 weapon of mass destruction. (Always starts missions with a cognition copier)
Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)
Life: 2d8 Hardsuit
Attack: 4d4 Acidthrower

Stats:
Str 1d6 1d10 hardsuit
Dex 1d8
Spd 1d8
End 1d10
Wil 1d12
Kno 1d6 1d12 Subspace Library
Fte 1d12

Skills:

Mel d4
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d12
Med d4
Occ d12
Spc d4

Status: Drunk!

Inventory:
OMNITECH Cognition Copier (equipped)

TTS Earplugs
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) (Three d4 magazines)

OMNITECH Hardsuit (2d8 life, d8 jumpjets)
---Can skim on smaller rockets
---Built in binocular view

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly"
Anomaly detection watch
Hacked observation drone from Detroit
Psychometric Reconstructor (Occult tool)
Subspace Library Search Engine (Replaces know with tech)
Spiderbot
Glowsticks
Glow spraypaint
2x Nutrient paste
Transient psychokinetic stim
2x Euphoria generator grenades
Placed charge
Jerry can of monkey pump alcohol
Shock collar.  Should've made a doggirl body, not a catgirl body.

Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6)
2x Smiles Rifles (d6 ranged attack) and 5 magazines (all d6)


Fragile Darkness artifact gun () (Given to Baldwin)
"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines) (Given to Baldwin)

Money: 150

Disasters caused:
--Attacked a ghost god and maybe accidentally broke the barrier between ghosts and reality, I've never understood what happened there.
--Opened a portal to HELL during the Derp mission, between that and... other actions, directly caused the deaths of six or seven teammates?  Didn't kill Derp, which could be considered to be a disaster!
--Accidentally destroyed a hospital and army with a ghost nuke and a fifteen foot tall skeleton kaiju.  Murdered or destroyed almost everyone and everything with significant details about our mission goal.  Animated a good chunk of a dead city into a colossal mecha in order to fight a former teammate who went full evangelion.  Generally killed a lot of civilian NPCs, but the only PC kill definitely deserved it!
--Gave Derp control of the pain dimension while trying to get him tortured.  Caused the executions of almost all our supervisors.  Wasn't specifically punished, somehow.

Spoiler: Mission Achievements (click to show/hide)

Helped cripple big pain elemental.
Caught and threw back a giant bone projectile that was going to crush the team
Threw Bob jaw-first into a pain-elemental's face.  Was is particularly useful?  Nah.  Was it totally fucking awesome?  Yes.
Got killed by a giant fist along with Kora, thus teaching the team that death is not permanent in this place.

[3]
No dice, home slice. At least not in any meaningful way. Best you can do is patch a few holes in the main body with bone. Does very little to replace the smashed limbs and crushed cockpit.

Your inventory is fine though, so there's that. 





The finger of bats, still partially a solid mass slams into the cheek and begins rolling down, shedding more bats as it disappears over the edge of the face.

[King Zultan]

"I wonder if there are any maps of this place."
Wonder if there are any maps of this place nearby.

Spoiler: Is no longer dead! (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: An animatronic Dandy Fox with an old money southern drawl.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Advanced Combat Technician: (Gets an extra 100 Omni per mission)
Life: d6 Reactive fabric cape
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm / d8 Close Sawn off Shotgun (d4 use die) with bayonet d4

Sight:
Smell: Nope can't do that.
Hearing: Set to text to speech
Taste: Doesn't have one.
Touch: Probably doesn't really have that ether.

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d8
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d4
 Fate: d4

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d10
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d10
 Technology: d6
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: No longer dead
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x5 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 reactive fabric cape
 High visibility flares x4
 Cognition copier
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
 First Aid kit (1)
 Fire extinguisher (d6 use)
 Harpoon
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack)
 Sawn off Shotgun (d8 Close)(d4 use die) Box of shells (d6 use die) with Bayonet d4
 Cold Steel "Battle Ready" katana (d6 use die)
 OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator (d12 life, d4 use die)
 Glow sticks (D6 use die)
 Hand held video camera. with up link to OMNITECH server.
 A gun effectively identical to the containment turrets, d8 ammo and not reloadable
 Rocket Launcher (d12+3 ranged explosive) No ammo
 Flashlight
 Laptop
 Smartphone
 A small ball that has complex etched designs on the surface and smolders with yellow flames
 Knife
 Machete
 Rifle (d8 ranged attack) would have d6 mags if I had any.
 2 Handguns (d6 ranged attack) would have d6 mag if I had any
 Three foot long section of pipe, my head fit inside of it.
 Robot lockout switch
 Ghost fox
 Mr. Frog: The big frog in suspenders, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Miss Godiva Goose: The female goose with...a large chest...dressed in purple, furs and boa, now with big brain  and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Prickly Dan: The porcupine in overalls and floppy cap, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
Money:
 245 Omni
 6,000 Megabucks

Spoiler: Things I've done. (click to show/hide)

Shot a giant gimp in the dick with a rocket launcher.
Let people use the harpoon gun to climb out of the giant's mouth.
Bravely ran away when the giant hand threatened to crush us.

[syvarris]

Okay then, summon a bone golem to rip the hardsuit out of its position, and carry it around for Wilfred.  Damn thing costs too much to just leave here.

Then uhhhhh.  I dunno, we're supposed to kill Derp, but how do we get up to Derp?  Figure out how to kill Derp.  Also, drink some more Monkey Pump.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: An exaggerated eight-foot tall linebacker-shaped machine constructed out of slabs of white metallo-ceramic armor, laid atop a barely visible metallic undercarriage.  Its legs are stumpy compared to its arms, with a bulbous body due to the double rocket jump pack embedded between its shoulders.

Inside, he is an upsettingly poorly clothed buff catgirl.  Who still sounds identical to Wil Wheaton.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wil Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other six, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Class 02 weapon of mass destruction. (Always starts missions with a cognition copier)
Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)
Life: 2d8 Hardsuit] 1d4?
Attack: 4d4 Acidthrower

Stats:
Str 1d6
Dex 1d8
Spd 1d8
End 1d10
Wil 1d12
Kno 1d6 1d12 Subspace Library
Fte 1d12

Skills:

Mel d4
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d12
Med d4
Occ d12
Spc d4

Status: Drunk!

Inventory:
OMNITECH Cognition Copier (equipped)

TTS Earplugs
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) (Three d4 magazines)

SMASHED: OMNITECH Hardsuit (2d8 life, d8 jumpjets)
---Can skim on smaller rockets
---Built in binocular view

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly"
Anomaly detection watch
Hacked observation drone from Detroit
Psychometric Reconstructor (Occult tool)
Subspace Library Search Engine (Replaces know with tech)
Spiderbot
Glowsticks
Glow spraypaint
2x Nutrient paste
Transient psychokinetic stim
2x Euphoria generator grenades
Placed charge
Jerry can of monkey pump alcohol
Shock collar.  Should've made a doggirl body, not a catgirl body.

Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6)
2x Smiles Rifles (d6 ranged attack) and 5 magazines (all d6)


Fragile Darkness artifact gun () (Given to Baldwin)
"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines) (Given to Baldwin)

Money: 150

Disasters caused:
--Attacked a ghost god and maybe accidentally broke the barrier between ghosts and reality, I've never understood what happened there.
--Opened a portal to HELL during the Derp mission, between that and... other actions, directly caused the deaths of six or seven teammates?  Didn't kill Derp, which could be considered to be a disaster!
--Accidentally destroyed a hospital and army with a ghost nuke and a fifteen foot tall skeleton kaiju.  Murdered or destroyed almost everyone and everything with significant details about our mission goal.  Animated a good chunk of a dead city into a colossal mecha in order to fight a former teammate who went full evangelion.  Generally killed a lot of civilian NPCs, but the only PC kill definitely deserved it!
--Gave Derp control of the pain dimension while trying to get him tortured.  Caused the executions of almost all our supervisors.  Wasn't specifically punished, somehow.

Spoiler: Mission Achievements (click to show/hide)

Helped cripple big pain elemental.
Caught and threw back a giant bone projectile that was going to crush the team
Threw Bob jaw-first into a pain-elemental's face.  Was is particularly useful?  Nah.  Was it totally fucking awesome?  Yes.
Got killed by a giant fist along with Kora, thus teaching the team that death is not permanent in this place.

[Devastator]

"Thank you.  I shall use this to rid your home of that parasite."

Take the stake, chain, and iron maiden.

Fly back to the main group.  Try to grow a bit more, I've got a feeling I'm going to be getting stabbed with a giant iron stake, and I'll need enough flesh to survive that.

"Aight, I've got a plan.  We put him in this cage, and we then pull the cage through a portal back to our home dimension.  And we have like a nuke or something waiting for him.  Or a dozen robots with giant guns."

Okay then, summon a bone golem to rip the hardsuit out of its position, and carry it around for Wilfred.  Damn thing costs too much to just leave here.

Then uhhhhh.  I dunno, we're supposed to kill Derp, but how do we get up to Derp?  Figure out how to kill Derp.  Also, drink some more Monkey Pump.

Give the squirrel bots, the VR headset, and the deadman's switch at Will and Edward

"You can make these into like an awesome bird-bot or something.  Just think it big or something.  It'll then carry as many people around as you can want."

Spoiler: Summer (click to show/hide)

Name: Summer
Physical Description: Batlike young woman with giant membranous wings in place of arms.  Long black hair.  Somewhat larger than normal.
Background: Fomer sales pool worker who decided to throw away a promising career of forty years of utter drudgery for a much more exciting opportunity.

Life: d12 Force Field.  Also stimmed
Attack: d2 unarmed, d4 generic pistol

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d6
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status:
Partly embedded in flesh-ground.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
Painkillers. d6 use die.
Stimulants, 3x
OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator.
Foam Grenade d12
EMP Grenade d20, electronics

Thermite Charge 3d10, concentrated (on squirrel-bot)
Laser Trip Sensor (on squirrel-bot)

Toolkit (2 charges)

Mini-robot.  Basically a robot squirrel. x2!
d6 dex, d6 speed.

OMNITECH “Omni-fun” VR system
VR Robot Control program. (Can control a single ordinary robot through the VR headset without tech rolls, as if it was Summer's body.  Skills may only be used if robot has appropriate appendages.  Can be used to control different kinds of robots, but only one at a time.)
Has mind-control deadman's switch, cutting it off.

Stowed:
Radio earbuds with text-to-speech function.
Shock collar with quantum entanglement system.
Sensory deprivation suit.

Spoiler: Sensory (click to show/hide)

Sight: Normal
Smell: Normal
Hearing: Normal
Taste: Normal
Touch: Normal

No suit.