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[heydude6]

Having encountered a literal dead end with the closet after leaving the room to avoid the obvious bomb, Baldwin remembers the darkness gun and decides the pain elementals would be the perfect test subject. Perhaps it annihilates souls and if that were the case, everything can be wrapped up with a neat bow.

Baldwin attempts to track down Wilfred so he can ask him if he can borrow the gun. For Science. He reasons the Pain elementals would be quite helpful at describing the sensation of being shot by it.

EDIT: Run back to the group once Wilfred gives the gun to me if there's time

Spoiler: Baldwin Reborn (click to show/hide)

Name: Robert Baldwin
Physical Description: A tall, pale, and thin man with green eyes and shoulder-length brown hair. You'd almost mistake him for a hippy if it weren't for how well-groomed he was. His hair has a shine to it that one could only get from the most expensive of shampoos and conditioner, while his complexion is flawless. No one knows where he gets his personal hygiene products from.

Also has blood wings and a blood halo now...

Background:  In a past life, Robert was a nature-loving hippy who abandoned his passion for cold-hard cash. Now a shameless capitalist, he thought up many money-making schemes as an occultist at OMMNI, but he encountered failure after failure before meeting his end within the SAM hivemind. Somehow he managed to make it back, but it's hard to gauge how much of his old personality is still intact.

Before even this, Robert had been a famous architect who distinguished himself with his avant garde designs. Life was good for the young upstart, until his preference for beauty over practicality caught up with him.

His biggest achievement, the Sierra Space Resort was a massive space station meant to house the wealthiest of space tourists. Modelled after a dance device from a bygone era, the station was a giant ball covered almost entirely in mirrors. It would reflect the light of a local star and spread it throughout the cosmos, broadcasting its brilliance to anyone in the solar system. This gave it the nickname the "Dazzle Star".

Though the clientele loved it, locals would get very pissed whenever the D-Star touched down in their corner of space. The reflected sunlight wreaked havoc on nearby planets, starting wildfires and even boiling oceans. Eventually enough people got mad and banded together to form a rebellion. The station was not designed to defend against such attacks and was quickly blown up, along with all the upper-classmen inside it.

Someone had to pay for that bloodshed, so Robert ended up facing the suit's wrath. As punishment he was cryogenically frozen for 200 years. Long enough to go out of style.

After serving his sentence, Baldwin applied for a job at OMNI, but the suits confused his unusual floorplans for diagrams of summoning circles. Robert was hired on the spot, but it was only during his second week of basic training did he realize that he may not have gotten the job he was looking for...

And you know the rest.

Life: d6 (reactive fabric cape)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee exploding occult (Ceremonial Dagger)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d10
Speech: d6

Status: Pain Receptors: off

Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
     The standard OMNITECH jumpsuit. Covers everything but the head, hands, and feet. Stain resistant, waterproof, breathable, light, and overall comfortable as everyday wear. Offers no protection against anything more dangerous than a spilled cup of coffee.  Has the employee’s name stenciled on the back like a sports jersey.  This one is Black and has a smaller “OCCULT” stenciled across the right side of the chest, just under the collar bone.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
     One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. The Generic Personal Sidearm is a handgun as drawn by a 9 year old; A gray rectangle with a gray rectangle grip and a trigger that looks more like a light switch with a trigger guard that looks like an allen wrench. It is uncomfortable, unappealing, and very clearly designed by the lowest bidder, but can effectively put .45 slugs into targets.
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
    OMNITECH Containment pods resemble a clear tube held in between two large metal ends with long rods forming a cage and reinforcing structure around the tube.  One of the metal ends has an iris design to allow it to open and allow a sample in before clamping shut. Though the tubes look to be glass they are a multilayer reinforced acrylic that is remarkably strong and non-reactive.
OMNITECH Null-Rod
    The Null-rod is a collapsible rod made of the same non-reactive acrylic as the inner lining of the containment pods. Used by Cultists for the investigative prodding and poking of things that look dangerous.
Ceremonial Dagger (d4, uses occult, die explodes and increases level each explosion)
    A prototype self defense weapon with an entangled connection to the Highly Evil, Logarithmically Lethal plane (H.E.L.L.). Has an over designed appearance to it with a human bone handle and a hooked, serrated blade, almost like a linoleum knife designed by someone who wants to make the linoleum suffer. It’s unknown if the design is somehow conducive to the entanglement or if it's just someone’s idea of a joke. Normally the knife functions like any other mundane instrument of murder, but occasionally it will manifest high levels of H.E.L.L. resonance, producing short lived demonic emissions on contact. Has no OMNITECH branding and never saw a commercial release as of yet due to concerns of cross dimensional bleedover and possession.

OMNITECH Placed charge (Demo pack, with remote, 3d10 damage, single use)

OMNITECH EMP grenade (d20 damage, only effects electronics. Single use)

OMNITECH Cognition Copier

OMNITECH Reactive fabric cape (1d6 life)

OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator (d12 life, d4 use die.  Use die is rolled every turn it remains active, activation takes five seconds before the shield becomes active.)


Gentleman's Pipe
    This isn't a pipe. This is a text-based description of a pipe. And also a pipe.
Octarine Tobacco
   An ancient plant from 200 years ago. Used to be all the rage among people with "alternative" lifestyles, but it fell out of style once corporations began selling it legally. Turns out that once the man was in on it, nobody wanted to buy it anymore. By now it would be extinct if it weren't for the single potted plant in Baldwin's room. In the end, Baldwin was a sellout.
Idea Tube
   An old treasure from a past life. Even back then everything was done in CAD, but Baldwin always wanted to stand out. He drew his designs by hand and would store them here for safe keeping along with spare paper and writing tools. This created a tempting prize for any aspiring paparazzi, which lead to him being frequently covered in various magazines. He owes his career to those guys.

Good OMNITECH fishing rod

Some guy's wallet

Some guy's crumpled piece of paper.

A prospector's watch
It's got sensors and shit that detects anomalies. Allegedly ceases to function deeper into the zone

Military grade Electronic Binoculars.
Useful for scouting

Money: 42 OMNI, plus -400 OMNI worth of debt, 147 Megabucks.

[Fluffe9911]

Jack sniffs the air before glaring at Summer "Did you seriously just gas most of the team right infront of me? Like I know the majority of them are robots or genetic freaks of nature but come on!"

Spoiler:  Jack Blackwater (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack Blackwater
Physical Description: A average built jittery man with curled up short black hair and blue eyes who looks like he drinks way too much coffee.
Background: Jack was a security guard who by one day stumbling upon access to hidden cameras over the past couple weeks (but it feels like years) have been secretly watching the "MOOK Squad" through almost each and every one of their missions to date from unfortunate warp travel accidents to attempted ape murder Jack has seen it all with popcorn in hand. Of course nothing good last forever and the guys above eventually caught onto Jacks snooping but rather than "Firing" him it was decided that he would be transferred to work for the "MOOK Squad"... indefinitely.
Class: Security
Life: OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
Attack: OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) / OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d6
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d12
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d6
 Guns: d8
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d4
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
    A set of all gray body armor notable for its heavy chest and back plates, spherical pauldrons, articulated gauntlets and face obscuring helmet. Has “SECURITY” stenciled across the front and a big OMNITECH eye logo stamped on the helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. It is an unassuming gray brick of a gun that most resembles a P90 as designed by someone with an intense passion for straight lines and 90 degree angles. It is a bullpup design with a large magazine slotted into a spot on the top of the weapon. Uses standard UEC 7.5mmx50mm steel-carbide rounds.   The word “RIFLE” has been stenciled along one side of the weapon.
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. A non-collapsible metal tonfa with a square shaped striking surface to allow for both flat and edged blows. The solid metal construction is further enhanced with embedded weights to make the weapon both balanced and capable of more powerful strikes.  Has the word “BATON” stenciled on one side and “SECURITY” on the other.
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
    A standard “contractual obligation enforcing” implant given to all Security personnel. Allows supervisors to inflict “Electrical Guidance” to the security agent if they are, in the supervisor’s opinion, acting incorrectly.
OMNITECH Omni-light
    A consumer brand flashlight produced by OMNITECH. Painted gray and labeled “FLASHLIGHT” to fit in with the generic brand of everything else.
A Cognition Copier
Money:
100 Omni

[Devastator]

That's a start.. just need some better weapons, then.

Lets see what Bill Pelican can turn up.  Either some mind drugs that cause sensory deprivation, or some kind of agent that actively destroys nerve endings.  Or both, in a fun injectable cocktail.  There must be some nice antagonists or overly-firm receptor binding agents around..

Hopefully it'll be free, but if not, well, I can borrow the money for them and submit it as expenses.

Spoiler: Summer (click to show/hide)

Name: Summer
Physical Description: Young woman with a striking appearance and large.. assets.  Long black hair.
Background: Fomer sales pool worker who decided to throw away a promising career of forty years of utter drudgery for a much more exciting opportunity.

Life: d7 (Stimmed)
Attack: d2 unarmed, d4 generic pistol

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d6
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status:
Fine

Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (2 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
Painkillers. d6 use die.
OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator.
Foam Grenade
EMP Grenade
Toolkit (2 charges)

OMNITECH “Omni-fun” VR system
VR Robot Control program. (Can control a single ordinary robot through the VR headset without tech rolls, as if it was Summer's body.  Skills may only be used if robot has appropriate appendages.  Can be use to control different kinds of robots, but only one at a time.)

Mini-robot.  Basically a robot squirrel.
d6 dex, d6 speed.

550 OMNI debt to Yagyu.

Money: 0

Spoiler: Accomplishments (click to show/hide)

Invented the multi-use painkiller.
Applied painkillers to organic friendlies.
Distracted gimps for a turn, after several allies were badly wounded and walked away almost unharmed.
Discovered the effects of multiple-use stimms
Survived the effects of multiple-use stimms.
Hindered gimps with a gas bomb.

[Fluffe9911]

"That's a sta-?" Jack scoffs then slowly gets up from his chair "Miss I'm going to have to put you in timeout for reckless endangerment of fellow team members and a complete disregard of common sense now if you would like to show you do actually have some in that head of yours come quietly before I'm forced to use well... force. Remember anything you do or say will be used against you."

Attempt to actually do at least one of the things in my job description and arrest Summer bringing her to the closest thing to a holding cell around here using force if necessary

Spoiler:  Jack Blackwater (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack Blackwater
Physical Description: A average built jittery man with curled up short black hair and blue eyes who looks like he drinks way too much coffee.
Background: Jack was a security guard who by one day stumbling upon access to hidden cameras over the past couple weeks (but it feels like years) have been secretly watching the "MOOK Squad" through almost each and every one of their missions to date from unfortunate warp travel accidents to attempted ape murder Jack has seen it all with popcorn in hand. Of course nothing good last forever and the guys above eventually caught onto Jacks snooping but rather than "Firing" him it was decided that he would be transferred to work for the "MOOK Squad"... indefinitely.
Class: Security
Life: OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
Attack: OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) / OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d6
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d12
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d6
 Guns: d8
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d4
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
    A set of all gray body armor notable for its heavy chest and back plates, spherical pauldrons, articulated gauntlets and face obscuring helmet. Has “SECURITY” stenciled across the front and a big OMNITECH eye logo stamped on the helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. It is an unassuming gray brick of a gun that most resembles a P90 as designed by someone with an intense passion for straight lines and 90 degree angles. It is a bullpup design with a large magazine slotted into a spot on the top of the weapon. Uses standard UEC 7.5mmx50mm steel-carbide rounds.   The word “RIFLE” has been stenciled along one side of the weapon.
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. A non-collapsible metal tonfa with a square shaped striking surface to allow for both flat and edged blows. The solid metal construction is further enhanced with embedded weights to make the weapon both balanced and capable of more powerful strikes.  Has the word “BATON” stenciled on one side and “SECURITY” on the other.
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
    A standard “contractual obligation enforcing” implant given to all Security personnel. Allows supervisors to inflict “Electrical Guidance” to the security agent if they are, in the supervisor’s opinion, acting incorrectly.
OMNITECH Omni-light
    A consumer brand flashlight produced by OMNITECH. Painted gray and labeled “FLASHLIGHT” to fit in with the generic brand of everything else.
A Cognition Copier
Money:
100 Omni

[Devastator]

"Reckless?  That's just knockout gas.  Are you really going to arrest me for throwing a tank of knockout gas into a room filled with friendly robots and sorta-hostile gimps with magic pretzle-twisting powers?"

(Didn't see your post, Fluffe9911)

[The Lupanian]

Turn off the gas, then politely ask if a PE wants to volunteer to help me test out my Tesla gauntlet.

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji “the Gardener” Fuchikoma
Rank: Senior Security Expert and Gardener
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large emerald green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

Life: 2d10 mechsuit + d10 Robobody
Attack: 2d8 Auto-cannon

d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)
2d6 Piledriver Carbine
d6+d8 Amplified Wand
2d8 Auto-cannon (d6 use die)

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
Piledriver Carbine (use d4)(6 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d6)
1 auto-cannon magazine (d6)

Stats:
Strength: d12 (up from d10)
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d6
Implants: d10
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Inventory:
Amplified Wand (Bat)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Brain Backup
Experimental Gun
Turret auto-cannon
Bottle with Lizard eye (from L&F box)
Tesla gauntlet (from L&F box)

Money:
-5

Items in Lost & Found:
Box of Aka-goo
airplane pin
Containment pod with tortoise ghost

Items on/up for loan:
Armored Space Suit
Chainsaw (d10)
Piledriver Carbine (6 mags)
2 pistol mags (keep)

Debt -5 omni

[King Zultan]

"You guys sure do like to talk in riddles, I don't even know where I'd get a hollow log guess I could use a pipe instead."
I guess I should act on this advice so I shall go find a turkey and a section of pipe big enough the turkey will fit in then shove the turkey into the pipe, then take it over to where the gimps are and see if I can convince them that the mystery pipe is something incredible and the only way I'll give it to them is if they leave and shut the door, and if they do accept this deal let them leave then give them the pipe.

Spoiler: Is no longer dead! (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: An animatronic Dandy Fox with an old money southern drawl.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Advanced Combat Technician: (Gets an extra 100 Omni per mission)
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm / d8 Close Sawn off Shotgun (d4 use die) with bayonet d4

Sight:
Smell: Nope can't do that.
Hearing:
Taste: Doesn't have one.
Touch: Probably doesn't really have that ether.

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d8
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d4
 Fate: d4

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d8
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d10
 Technology: d6
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: No longer dead.
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x5 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 Cognition copier
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
 First Aid kit (1)
 Fire extinguisher (d6 use)
 Harpoon
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack)
 Sawn off Shotgun (d8 Close)(d4 use die) Box of shells (d6 use die) with Bayonet d4
 Cold Steel "Battle Ready" katana (d6 use die)
 OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator (d12 life, d4 use die)
 Glow sticks (D6 use die)
 Hand held video camera. with up link to OMNITECH server.
 A gun effectively identical to the containment turrets, d8 ammo and not reloadable
 Rocket Launcher (d12+3 ranged explosive)
 Flashlight
 Laptop
 Smartphone
 A small ball that has complex etched designs on the surface and smolders with yellow flames
 Knife
 Machete
 Rifle (d8 ranged attack) would have d6 mags if I had any.
 5 Handguns (d6 ranged attack) would have d6 mags if I had any.
 Ghost fox
 Mr. Frog: The big frog in suspenders, now with big brain
 Miss Godiva Goose: The female goose with...a large chest...dressed in purple, furs and boa, now with big brain
 Prickly Dan: The porcupine in overalls and floppy cap, now with big brain
Money:
 145 Omni
 6,000 Megabucks

Spoiler: Things I've done. (click to show/hide)

Fixed some animatronic guys and made friends with them.
Got lost looking for gimps found shrieking skill.
Accidentally activates said skull.
Thew the skull into the pain dimension where it had no effect.

[Fluffe9911]

"Reckless?  That's just knockout gas.  Are you really going to arrest me for throwing a tank of knockout gas into a room filled with friendly robots and sorta-hostile gimps with magic pretzle-twisting powers?"

"...Yes."

[Radio Controlled]

[3]
"We are always looking for new explorers in the realm of sensation! New lands to conquer, as it were."
They listen to your explanation about HELL
"Ah, interesting. They seem rather uncivilized, but they do also seem to have their hearts in the right place."
"Yes! Removing the entire skeleton from someone all in one instant! What wonderful skill".
"Rowdy is just another word for enthusiastic."
They seem to approve of the idea of spreading their ideas and practices in HELL.

So, it seems we have come to an agreement then? We provide them with an interesting denizen of HELL, and in return they pack up and leave us alone. Do I have that correctly? Or do they want us to take them to HELL?

Either way, check with our superiors to see if they're on board with our plan.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: pushbot
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Promotion: Team Captain (100 Omni Raise, Access to all team shock implants. Crushing responsibility.)

Life: d6
Attack: d4 (goop)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4


Status: Comme ci comme ça

Inventory:
OMNITECH Isolation Suit (Protection from many environmental dangers)
Cognition copier
bodyparts, enough for full body (in cold storage)       
goop thrower (d4 attack. Does no damage. If successful, target is immobilized.)
   -current goop tank d8/d8
   -spare goop tank d8/d8
Sealing Tool (D4 use die)
environmental scanner

Money: 1639
500 loaned to Summer

[Devastator]

"Reckless?  That's just knockout gas.  Are you really going to arrest me for throwing a tank of knockout gas into a room filled with friendly robots and sorta-hostile gimps with magic pretzle-twisting powers?"

"...Yes."

"..I mean, okay.  You going to arrest Baldwin for doing random occult experiments?  Or Kora for throwing actually-lethal grenades?

If you work with me we might find a weapon that works on them."

[heydude6]

((OOC: Someone's going to have to summon the unlucky demon. I nominate the Icon of Butchery, it will be interesting to see how the gimps win that fight.))

Ninjaed:

"Reckless?  That's just knockout gas.  Are you really going to arrest me for throwing a tank of knockout gas into a room filled with friendly robots and sorta-hostile gimps with magic pretzle-twisting powers?"

"...Yes."

"..I mean, okay.  You going to arrest Baldwin for doing random occult experiments?  Or Kora for throwing actually-lethal grenades?

If you help me out we might find a weapon that works on them."

((I'm pretty sure the only meatbag still in the room when the bomb went off was Bob actually, and that was only due to that player not posting a turn))

[syvarris]

Wilfred doesn't have aaaany problem delivering the cube.  He just needs to be pointed in the right direction.  Also, told, like, who's in charge of Derp's containment.  Go pick up some audio-blocking text to speech earphones from the dorms, first, then head down there.

Baldwin isn't getting Wilfred's toy gun unless he successfully makes a convincing offer beyond "heeeey can I have it for a bit pretty please?"  I haven't forgotten about it, it's just not a priority right now.  It's still not his.  Okay fine he can have the Fragile Darkness.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: An exaggerated eight-foot tall linebacker-shaped machine constructed out of slabs of white metallo-ceramic armor, laid atop a barely visible metallic undercarriage.  Its legs are stumpy compared to its arms, with a bulbous body due to the double rocket jump pack embedded between its shoulders.

Inside, he is an upsettingly poorly clothed buff catgirl.  Who still sounds identical to Wil Wheaton.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wil Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other six, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Class 02 weapon of mass destruction. (Always starts missions with a cognition copier)
Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)
Life: 2d8 Hardsuit
Attack: 4d4 Acidthrower

Stats:
Str 1d6 1d10 hardsuit
Dex 1d8
Spd 1d8
End 1d10
Wil 1d12
Kno 1d6 1d12 Subspace Library
Fte 1d10

Skills:

Mel d4
Gun d10
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d12
Med d4
Occ d12
Spc d4

Status: Drunk!

Inventory:
OMNITECH Cognition Copier (equipped)

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly"

OMNITECH Hardsuit (2d8 life, d8 jumpjets)
---Can skim on smaller rockets
---Built in binocular view
Anomaly detection watch
Hacked observation drone from Detroit
Psychometric Reconstructor (Occult tool)
Subspace Library Search Engine (Replaces know with tech)
Spiderbot
Glowsticks
Glow spraypaint
Earplugs
2x Nutrient paste
Jerry can of monkey pump alcohol
A small black and gold cube. When manipulated correctly, it produces a temporary portal to the pain dimension.


OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) (Three d4 magazines)
"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines, one empty magazine)
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6)
2x Smiles Rifles (d6 ranged attack) and 5 magazines (all d6)
Fragile Darkness artifact gun ()

Money: 100

Spoiler: Mission achievements (click to show/hide)

-Got drunk with Kora
-Protected Ji from being hit by a frag grenade, for some reason, despite that not being my action and Ji being inside a minimech
-Successfully attempted to close the door to the pain dimension, and failed.
-Provided alcohol to dull the pain of one of the medics, after said medic was severely injured.
-Had an amicable chat with the pain elementals, maybe making some new friends.  Was given Lemarchand's Box.  ^v^
-Somehow, with minimum charisma, while drunk, convinced command to grant Wilfred authorization to give an artifact of doom to a person of doom.

[Fluffe9911]

"..I mean, okay.  You going to arrest Baldwin for doing random occult experiments?  Or Kora for throwing actually-lethal grenades?

If you work with me we might find a weapon that works on them."

"Agh fine ill let you off with a warning this time but next time please think about what your doing before you do it, I mean come on who knows how long its gonna take for that gas to dissipate! Not even mentioning you gassed poor Bob... Also if I see you try to throw anything else in that room without explaining what it is to me first again im tackling you down to the ground."
Sit back down in my chair slightly more alert thanks to Summer's shenigans.

Spoiler:  Jack Blackwater (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack Blackwater
Physical Description: A average built jittery man with curled up short black hair and blue eyes who looks like he drinks way too much coffee.
Background: Jack was a security guard who by one day stumbling upon access to hidden cameras over the past couple weeks (but it feels like years) have been secretly watching the "MOOK Squad" through almost each and every one of their missions to date from unfortunate warp travel accidents to attempted ape murder Jack has seen it all with popcorn in hand. Of course nothing good last forever and the guys above eventually caught onto Jacks snooping but rather than "Firing" him it was decided that he would be transferred to work for the "MOOK Squad"... indefinitely.
Class: Security
Life: OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
Attack: OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) / OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d6
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d12
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d6
 Guns: d8
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d4
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
    A set of all gray body armor notable for its heavy chest and back plates, spherical pauldrons, articulated gauntlets and face obscuring helmet. Has “SECURITY” stenciled across the front and a big OMNITECH eye logo stamped on the helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. It is an unassuming gray brick of a gun that most resembles a P90 as designed by someone with an intense passion for straight lines and 90 degree angles. It is a bullpup design with a large magazine slotted into a spot on the top of the weapon. Uses standard UEC 7.5mmx50mm steel-carbide rounds.   The word “RIFLE” has been stenciled along one side of the weapon.
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. A non-collapsible metal tonfa with a square shaped striking surface to allow for both flat and edged blows. The solid metal construction is further enhanced with embedded weights to make the weapon both balanced and capable of more powerful strikes.  Has the word “BATON” stenciled on one side and “SECURITY” on the other.
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
    A standard “contractual obligation enforcing” implant given to all Security personnel. Allows supervisors to inflict “Electrical Guidance” to the security agent if they are, in the supervisor’s opinion, acting incorrectly.
OMNITECH Omni-light
    A consumer brand flashlight produced by OMNITECH. Painted gray and labeled “FLASHLIGHT” to fit in with the generic brand of everything else.
A Cognition Copier
Money:
100 Omni

[heydude6]

Baldwin isn't getting Wilfred's toy gun unless he successfully makes a convincing offer beyond "heeeey can I have it for a bit pretty please?"  I haven't forgotten about it, it's just not a priority right now.  It's still not his.

((I don't want to go through the effort of making this whole argument in IC. Before the alarm went off Wilfred had trusted Baldwin enough to let him look at the gun, and it would have happened if the process wasn't interrupted by the sirens. I thought that now would be a good time to do it since Yagyu seems to be handling the gimps on his own.

Spoiler: Citations (click to show/hide)

"YEAH!  FUCK DERP UP!  AHAHAHA, YES!"

Wilfred cheers loudly as he watches the fight, pumping a fist in the air... despite the fact that it's a recording of himself.  He calms down a bit after the fight finishes, rolling his catlike eyes as the scientists' explanation appears onscreen.   "Bah, you fucks don't know shit!  I killed Sam good, and like a few cities too!  Fools, they think they knyow everything just 'cause they've got fancy labcoats.  Labcoats that ain't acidproof..."

One feline ear swivels to point at Kora when she speaks up, though Wilfred remains focused on the screen, fiddling with the controller to try and get a replay of when he sent SAM to the ground.  "Yeah, yeah, sure.  I'm a font of wisdoms.  Like, fuck Derp."

((Heydude will be answered after I've considered more))

Allow Baldwin to inspect the Fragile Darkness gun, but make sure to be a large distance away from him while he does so.  Maybe go investigate that siren, in full combat gear.  Drag Kora along, we've watched enough movies, by which I mean Wilfred's finally bored of watching himself fighting SAM.

Can I sell the Neuron reconfiguration helmet?  If so, for how much?  It's been used three times, so I'd expect the value to go down somewhat.

Considering the siren, I'm gonna say you guys don't fuck around with the gun at the moment. Instead you go investigate the siren. See below.

Helmet sells for 1/2 the retail price.

If everything is actually okay, ask Wilfred if I can examine the occult "fragile darkness" gun (with the benefit of my new post-mission occult level-up) he stole from the Bizarre. He never turned that thing in, and we never figured out what was the deal with it. Actually, maybe we can retroactively make this examination happen before the alarm.

Wilfred actually turns to make eye contact with Baldwin when he comes up, pausing the video and interrupting the man instantly.  "Eh?  Oh, hey cultyboy!  Nice wings, do they taste like chicken?"

Wilfred eyes Baldwin's new limbs hungrily while he states his request, not seeming to pay much attention.  "Prolly too much blood, myeh.  Anyway, you want the... uh, the thing I swiped?  Yeah, sure, just give it back after.  And go a few rooms down before poking it!  You aim it over here and I'll take your wings!"

The catgirl roots around in a pocket for a moment, before producing the occult gun and offering it to Baldwin.  He's already ignoring the man though, unpausing his kaiju battle.

"Yeah, as I was saying.  The Bald One Reborn there's gonna be a ghost like that.  Still, it's way better than how things used to be, before I killed the last ghost god.  That fucker was collecting, like, every ghost in existence, just packing them all into its little crystal zoo.  Shit was fucked.  Now, now you don't gotta worry, death still sucks, but at least you won't be permanently buried under ghost mice or ghost microbes or something.  Now you can eat your way out!  Anyway, check this--look at that punch!  Man, Sam felt that one!  She was always a tough bitch, but she let her ego get a bit too big!"

Obviously, Devastator's theft and pawning has changed things a little, but unlike that player I'm not a dick. What they did was an incredibly scummy thing that I don't believe should have been allowed to slide specifically because of how it would damage player relationships at the 'table'. I am willing to sign an in-universe contract that enshrines your ownership of the weapon if it would make you feel comfortable.))

Let me make an actual argument now though that can pass as something IC:

"Wilfred my boy! I don't think you see the opportunity in front of you. Before this breach, the best we could have done to learn about the gun safely was by looking at it very carefully, but now we have the perfect test-subjects! Immortal, but not indestructible, sensitive to pain, but still consenting, and you must not forget the Pain Elemental's exquisite attention to detail and knowledge of anatomy! We could learn so much about this gun from them, there's a chance they might even break the mythical fourth wall for us! Plus, the portal can catch any stray projectiles."

"Yagyu though has been making great progress on bargaining with the gimps, so I'm not sure how much longer they will be around for. We must act quickly before this chance slips from our grasp. Don't you agree?"

[Devastator]

((Ji has a spacesuit available on loan, if someone not-Summer needs to go in there.))