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[NAV]

Ed considers the tangible negative effects of the sensory deprivation suit to situational awareness.

 Surely the 0.2FPS refresh rate makes difficult to notice things. Possible to completely miss something that doesn't stay in our field of view for a full 5 seconds. Impossible to notice a bit of movement out of the corner of your eye because everything is a still image. Even difficult to use hand signals or other non-verbal communications. Difficult to adjust aim on guns too.

The speech to text to speech surely makes it difficult to pick up on footsteps  and other audio clues. Makes it impossible to discern tone of voice or tell who's talking.

Knowing this, Ed keeps watch for sneaky Derps or invisible lizards or anything else.

Importantly, he gets out of his laundry cart before Tara decides to use it as a battering ram. He takes out his much neglected omni-eye camera and films the results. Then he realizes approximately 5 seconds later that his camera is still set to spooky grainy VHS mode.

He also lends his hammer to Tara, cause why the hell not. Ed's really busy this turn. Really making himself useful.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit, sensory deprivation suit)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (hammer)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d8
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d6

Status: Against all odds, has never been injured in the slightest
Senses deprived!

Inventory:
Sensory deprivation suit
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
>FOF program, works on murderbots
Universal Communicator (Broken)
Disposable Spacesuit
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)


Money: 500 omni

[Naturegirl1999]

Edward, do you hav3 any weapons on you? If we are to kill those lizard things, maybe we’ll have to go into Sector D

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

"I didn't find it, I made it. With my own two hands, some analgesics and what I'm pretty sure are asbestos."

Give Yagyu the gas, back away from the door, and search for any more nifty chemicals or things that can be useful later on. Like, say, a gas mask, some bleach, and a little ammonia. 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Samantha "Sam" Endashale
Description: Sam used to be a research scientist at a prestigious biotech company until her distressing vigor for human experimentation got her fired. That, or perhaps the 3 graduate students that went missing under her tutelage. Regardless of the reason, she ended up finding work at OMNITECH. She chose a field position herself, and seems to be eagerly awaiting the chance to try....something....

She's a stimulant addict and has wide, staring eyes.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate: d8

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d4
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Technology:d4
Medical:d12
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

Sight: Pupils are dilated.
Smell: Can smell colours, man.
Hearing: Plugged.
Taste: of Stimulants
Touch: All tingly.

OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 1
Emergency battery pack

Things done:
-discovered what was Derp's deal.
-made a sleeping gas that might or might not be useful next post

[NAV]

Edward, do you hav3 any weapons on you? If we are to kill those lizard things, maybe we’ll have to go into Sector D

"Do I have a weapon? Sure, if you count this tiny little peashooter here, which I'm barely qualified to use. Do I want to split up from the main group to go hunting giant invisible lizards, while my vision and hearing are severly deprived making them even more difficult to spot? Giant lizards with scales that may or may not be bulletproof. Hunting giant invisible lizards that we have already gone past and probably aren't a danger to us anymore?

Yes! That sounds like a great idea! I love going off into danger for pretty much no reason!.... No. No. Nope. Since you probably couldn't tell because of the speech to text to speech earplugs, I was being sarcastic. I really hope you were too."

[Xantalos]

"Very well, fellow employee Yagyu! May I also recommend in my professional capacity that you undergo a name change? Not one but two y letters in your name renders you dangerously vulnerable to the insidious influence of the Enemy."

EEED's eyes brighten as he realizes that with the door open and Derp able to hear him, another potential convert is ripe for the taking!

"Mr. Derp! I am currently assisting a teammate with an important medical procedure, and so I cannot meet with you directly at the moment. However, you are like me - blessed with the two sacred letters, merely in reverse order! The time is surely ripe for you to reverse-realign your configuration and achieve true actualization! Allow me to explain to you the benefits to joining the Cult of ED. Firstly..."

Assist Yagyu in making sure whoever he's gassing is being put to sleep safely and not killed, like a non-necrophilic dentist. While I'm doing so, preach incessantly at Derp about why he should consider becoming one with ED. You get self-esteem benefits! Posture problems, gone! Spiritual alignment! Moral integrity! A 5-credit gift card to Space Denny's! A permanent, irreversible connection with an all-seeing, all-knowing entity from beyond the bounds of this fragile reality, who desires nothing more than to envelop all of us in his being of eternal bliss and self-knowledge, and to destroy all that which is unholy and belonging to WV! A cool extracurricular group to hang out with your pals at! Complimentary hand towlettes! All this and more, call the number on your screen now!

Spoiler: EEED (click to show/hide)

Name: EEED (Entertaining, Educational, Elastic, Disposable)

Background: Created as part of a product line of quick-use clones with pre-installed memories, skills, and behavioral sets in order to fill gaps in high-skill fields for a comparatively cheap price, EEED’s entire line was scrapped when someone realized his name-acronym sounded like it was describing a sex toy and the resulting onslaught of memes caused the forced ‘retirement’ of the executives that had initiated the idea. This EEED, gestationally imprinted with chiropractic and massage techniques, was somehow missed in the purge of defective product and ended up finding a job with OMNICORP before his parent company’s legal team/hit squad could track him down.

Description: A big, doughy ball of a man, with earnest, simplistic facial features that look like someone crudely shaped them out of clay. Small, circular eyes peer out at the world with innocent warmth, contrasting his oddly large teeth that are perfectly square and just a little larger than normal, enough to be noticeable. He has absolutely no hair, though his scalp is tattooed with his terms of usage, patterned in such a way that suggests a balding fringe.

Class: Sanitation Officer
Life: d2
Attack: d2

Stats:
d4 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d4 Endurance
d4 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate

Skills:
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d4 Technology
d10 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech

Status: Fine
Inventory:
Rubberized Jumpsuit
Incinerator
Arc Scraper
Automop
Staff of Ed (Wilfred’s detached gun-arm)

Senses:
Sight - Eyemask (presumably stretched over jumpsuit head)
Hearing - Text-to-speech earbuds
Touch - Suit probably insulates
Taste - Suit probably insulates
Smell - Suit probably insulates
Empathy - Only a facsimile, EEED isn't fully aware that other people are real

[NAV]

"Oh my god, is it actually serious about this whole Ed cult thing?"

[Naturegirl1999]

"Oh my god, is it actually serious about this whole Ed cult thing?"

seems so. Maybe since the lizards haven’t shown up, Sector A would be our next step. What do you think?

[The Lupanian]

Defend Yagyu if things get hairy. Aim for non-lethal areas.

Spoiler: JiBot (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

Cyborg Combat Body

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d10 Robobody
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Back to somewhat normal
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Anti-Bio Razor
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card
Waifubot body
Experimental Gun
Lizard Claw


Money:
-400 debt
135

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name:Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: Consious
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier, empty plate, Tranquilizer syringe, armful of dead fish-2
Money: 347 OMNI

Code: (senses and blocking of them) [Select]

Sight: Blindfold
Smell: Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Hearing:Text to Speech Earplugs, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Taste:Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation SuitEdward, do you think that basket you’re in is sturdy? I have a plan, you should probably exit the basket for safety. Maybe if we ram it as hard as we can into the sector A door, it’ll open. Alternatively, maybe someone can unweld it so it is unlocked?

[Ozarck]

Waddle quickly through the door and immediately demand snacks from whoever was speaking, unless Yagyu got the door mostly closed before Bob could get through, in which case, just follow Yagyu around demanding snacks (even though Bob probably isn't actually hungry), and assisting with whatever mechanical situation is dropped in front of Bob.

Spoiler: Bob (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Al's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
Money: 0

Spoiler: things Bob did this mission (click to show/hide)

Broke something in the fish aisle.
ate recently liberated fish
became loveable, toothy, mascot
explored deep, dark hole with his specialized rod. Hole was deep, and dark
ate infected corspe,
discovered weird illness
acquired weird illness
survived weird illness
failed to 3d print a cat to wear as a hat
repaired nuclear power cell
ate nuclear power cell
defeated obstructionist 3d printer in melee
greeted securibot affably (for an alligator)
acquired experimental bolt action steel brick
did not fire experimental brick at the darkness
guided Tara through the darkness
ate BIG SNACK
opened fire suppressant control panel
dragged Tara to medical assistance
discarded experimental gun
pool
Bob
Ate human surgical samples
'repaired' 'broken' door to surgical suite

[NAV]

Edward, do you think that basket you’re in is sturdy? I have a plan, you should probably exit the basket for safety. Maybe if we ram it as hard as we can into the sector A door, it’ll open. Alternatively, maybe someone can unweld it so it is unlocked?

"Well that's a plan. Go ahead. Have fun. It might work. You're truly the next Sun Tzu or Napoleon or Miyamoto de Bergerac with these amazing strategies."
Edward gets out of the laundry cart.

[Naturegirl1999]

Edward, do you think that basket you’re in is sturdy? I have a plan, you should probably exit the basket for safety. Maybe if we ram it as hard as we can into the sector A door, it’ll open. Alternatively, maybe someone can unweld it so it is unlocked?

"Well that's a plan. Go ahead. Have fun. It might work. You're truly the next Sun Tzu or Napoleon or Miyamoto de Bergerac with these amazing strategies."
Edward gets out of the laundry cart.

Was that sarcasm again? What do you suggest on getting the door open? I don’t have the tools or experience to undo welding, and I don’t have a blowtorch to melt the metal with

[NAV]

"Whether or not that was sarcasm depends on whether your plan works."

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Edward, do you think that basket you’re in is sturdy? I have a plan, you should probably exit the basket for safety. Maybe if we ram it as hard as we can into the sector A door, it’ll open. Alternatively, maybe someone can unweld it so it is unlocked?

"Well that's a plan. Go ahead. Have fun. It might work. You're truly the next Sun Tzu or Napoleon or Miyamoto de Bergerac with these amazing strategies."
Edward gets out of the laundry cart.

Was that sarcasm again? What do you suggest on getting the door open? I don’t have the tools or experience to undo welding, and I don’t have a blowtorch to melt the metal with

Sam encroaches like a cockroach into the conversation. "Not to insult your feeble, small, and pretty much non-existent inteligence. But we do have two clankers if we're in the need for some menial labour," Sam points at Ji and Wilfred "...I'm not saying this cause I'm a cybercist by the way, I'll have you all know I dated a cyborg back in college."

[Naturegirl1999]

Edward, do you think that basket you’re in is sturdy? I have a plan, you should probably exit the basket for safety. Maybe if we ram it as hard as we can into the sector A door, it’ll open. Alternatively, maybe someone can unweld it so it is unlocked?

"Well that's a plan. Go ahead. Have fun. It might work. You're truly the next Sun Tzu or Napoleon or Miyamoto de Bergerac with these amazing strategies."
Edward gets out of the laundry cart.

Was that sarcasm again? What do you suggest on getting the door open? I don’t have the tools or experience to undo welding, and I don’t have a blowtorch to melt the metal with

Sam encroaches like a cockroach into the conversation. "Not to insult your feeble, small, and pretty much non-existent inteligence. But we do have two clankers if we're in the need for some menial labour," Sam points at Ji and Wilfred "...I'm not saying this cause I'm a cybercist by the way, I'll have you all know I dated a cyborg back in college."

I don’t think I’ve heard of cyborcist before, and I don’t think whether or not you dated a cyborg has anything to do with whether a task can be done by a person. Everything I have right now is lighter than the basket, so if anything would work, the basket would. Maybe someone else should do the ramming. What should I do, then? Also I don’t think I’ve met you before, my name’s Tara