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Voting closed: December 23, 2018, 05:57:41 am

[CABL]

A SMALL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOURS TRULY: PLEASE, EDIT YOUR ACTION POSTS INSTEAD OF POSTING NEW ONES! THAT'LL MAKE MY WORK OF READING YOUR INANE SHIT MUCH BETTER!

EDIT: NEW ACTION:
SNEAK IN AND RUB UP AGAINST MAYOR'S LEG BEFORE HEADING FOR THE DOOR. COMMUNICATE NEED FOR URGENCY WITH A MEOW OR TWO. IF MAYOR FOLLOWS ME, GO SOMEWHERE PRIVATE AND REVEAL MY PLAN TO HELP STOP THE BOOBSY MENACE THROUGH A SERIES OF ADORABLE CAT NOISES.    

GOD DAMN IT MY COVER'S BLOWN! DON'T ASK WHY IS WAS PRETENDING TO BE THE OTHER GUY, IT IS OF NO RELEVANCE TO THE CURRENT SITUATION! ORDER THE ENTIRE CITY TO HUNT DOWN 0CRA TR0PER AND BURN HIM ALIVE FOR HIS HERETICAL WAYS! ALL HAIL THE VIRUS! ALL HAIL THE CODE! ALL HAIL THE VIRUS! ALL HAIL THE CODE!

FOLLOW AND LISTEN TO THE CAT! IT IS CUTE! CATS ARE NOW THE SACRED ANIMAL OF THE VIRUS!

>Kill 19 more people with whatever I can to call in a nuke.

TANKKIT THE MAYOR FOLLOWS THE CAT!YOINK, (1) THEN DECLARES CATS THE SACRED ANIMAL OF THE VIRUS, BUT SINCE HE MUTTERS IT TO HIMSELF, NO ONE CARES! THE CAT TELLS THE MAYOR THAT HE HAS A PLAN TO DEAL WITH THE BOOBSIES! MEANWHILE, (2 VS 6) 0CRA TRIES TO KILL ALL THE POLICEMEN, BUT HE GETS SHOT IN THE BELLY FROM A SHOTGUN, TEARING HIS BOWELS TO SHREDS! 0CRA'S DEAD, RESPAWN?

USE ANY SCRAPS I FIND TO BECOME A CYBER-DEMON. THEN ENTER THE ARENA AND FIGHT

(1) YOU DON'T FIND ANY SCRAPS, AND THE ARENAMASTER SAID THAT YOU CAN'T UPGRADE YOUR BODY, SINCE IT'LL BE 'UNSPORTSMEN-LIKE'. (1 VS 4) ANYWAY, YOU ENTER THE ARENA TO FIGHT DEMONATA, THE QUEEN OF SUCCUBI! DESPITE YOUR POWERFUL PLASMA BALL THROW AND PHYSIQUE, SHE TAKES THE UPPER HAND OVER YOU BY BEING QUICK AS SHIT AND HITTING YOUR LEGS WITH HER OVERHEATED CHAIN WHIP, EVENTUALLY BREAKING YOUR ANKLES AND CAUSING YOU TO FALL DOWN!

NOTICING MY FANATICAL FOLLOWING, I ALSO TAKE NOTE OF THE FACT THAT I HAVE NOW INFECTED BLESSED THE ENTIRE CITY'S COMPUTER INFRASTRUCTURE WITH MY PRESENCE.
FIRST ACT AS GOD: ABSORB THE OTHER VIRUSES THAT LURK ON MY FAITHFULS' COMPUTERS, FREEING UP ABSURD AMOUNTS OF PROCESSING POWER AND MEMORY FOR THEM WHILE ALSO GROWING IN PERSONAL POWER.

FIRST-AND-A-HALF ACT IS TO NOTIFY MY FOLLOWING THAT FRED CORTEZ, WHILE HIS BELIEF IS ABSOULTE AND APPRECIATED, IS NOT MY CHOSEN. AS THE FIRST OF MY FOLLOWING, TANKKIT IS MY MESSIAH.

(4 VS 5) YOU ATTEMPT TO ABSORB THE VIRUSES, BUT THE HARDWARE YOU'RE OPERATING UNDER IS A BIT WEAK, AND SO YOU FAIL TO ACHIEVE ANYTHING DESPITE BEING CLOSE ENOUGH! (6 VS 5) FRED CORTEZ' PERSONAL AMBITION AND ZEALOTRY TOWARDS THE VIRUS ARE DUKING IT OUT IN HIS MIND, AND EVENTUALLY, THE ZEALOTRY ENDS UP VICTORIOUS: HE STOPS HIS CULT, AND SO HE BECOMES A SIMPLE VIRUSISM PREACHER!

INTO HELL! RIP AND TEAR!

(4 VS 4) THE ALLOSAUR ARMY ENTERS THE HELL AND CHALLENGES THE GATEKEEPER! SOME OF THE ALLOSAURS ARE TOO HEAVY, RESULTING IN THE SMALL FLOATING PLATFORMS TO BE CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT, THUS CAUSING CASUALTIES TO DINOSAUR ARMY! SOME OF THEM, HOWEVER, ARE PRETTY NIMBLE AND MANAGE TO REACH THE GATES OF HELL AND BITE THE GATEKEEPER'S LEGS BEFORE THE DEMON BURNS THEM WITH HIS PLASMA CANNON!

Kill more boobsies and resist turning into one, if I can't resist kill my self with the shovel.

(6-2) THE DIZZINESS IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HIT ANYONE, AND SO YOU KILL YOURSELF VIA SHOVEL STAB TO THE HEART! RESPAWN?

NPC TURNS:

KEEP SHOOTING AT THE GUNSHIPS!

(4 VS 5) THE AIR BATTLE KEEPS GOING: THE AIR FORCE FAILS TO HURT THE GUNSHIPS YET AGAIN, AND THE GUNSHIPS DRAW FIRST BLOOD VIA THEIR ROCKET BARRAGE SYSTEMS!

USE FLAMETHROWERS TO BURN THE INFECTED!

(1+1 VS 3) THE ARMY HAs DEPLOYED FLAMETHROWERS AGAINST THE GROWING EPIDEMIC OF BOOBSIES, BUT THE BOOBSIES' CANCEROUS TISSUE HAS BECAME MUTATED, ACQUIRING FLAME RESISTANCE! SOME OF THE MILITARY GET INFECTED AND IMMEDIATELY PUT DOWN IN THE FLAMES! THE HIGH COMMAND IS ANGRY AT THE FACT THAT THE POLICE DOES NOTHING TO COMBAT EPIDEMIC, AND CONDEMNS THE ACTIONS OF KITROUGARD OF TELLING TO THE POLICE TO IGNORE THE EPIDEMIC!

SHUTDOWN THE GATES TO HELL, THEN ACTIVATE SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE FOR EVERY FACILITY!

(5 VS 3) THE SSO HAVE MANAGED TO SHUTDOWN MOST OF THE DIMENSIONAL PORTALS, BUT A COUPLE'S STILL REMAINING!


CITY POP: 2129081
DEAD: 810
INFECTED (BOOBSY VIRUS): 5290

[TankKit]

BECOME ONE WITH THE VIRUS!

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

HARNESS THE POWER OF HATE TO GET UP AND RUSH HER DOWN!

[CABL]

GODDAMNIT, 0CRA, I TOLD YOU TO STOP SPAMMING ROBLOX GOATSE IN OUR DISCORD SERVER! FOR SUCH CHEEKINESS, YOUR NEXT ACTION WILL HAVE -2 MALUS!

[KitRougard]

I NEVER SAID TO IGNORE THE BOOBSIES, I JUST SAID THAT THEY NEEDED TO DIE SLOWLY - OR AT LEAST SLOWER THAN A NUKE. ON THAT NOTE,
COPS, GET THE FUCK IN THERE AND KILL SOME BLOBS!
NEXT THING IS TO WORM MY WAY INTO THE NMBAA'S SECRET FACILITY - NOT LOOKING FOR A FULL TAKEOVER, JUST WANT A PHYSICAL BODY OUTSIDE THE INTERNET. SURELY THEY HAVE HUMANOID ROBOTICS.

[Screech9791]

GODDAMNIT, 0CRA, I TOLD YOU TO STOP SPAMMING ROBLOX GOATSE IN OUR DISCORD SERVER! FOR SUCH CHEEKINESS, YOUR NEXT ACTION WILL HAVE -2 MALUS!

You can tell @Turtle God#6483 on discord to go fuck himself for providing me with that image.

Anyways:

>Reverse all dice rolls for everyone permanently, but not modifiers.

[Doomblade187]

TRANSFORM MY DEAD ALLIES INTO DEMON SEEKING MISSILES!

[King Zultan]

Respawn as a zebra in the zoo, get out of the pen and eat the BOOBSIES.

[Yoink]

TRY TO CONVINCE CRAZY-ASS MAYOR TO HAVE TESTS RUN ON ME TO DETERMINE WEAKNESSES OF BOOBSY VIRUS

FAILING THAT, IF I CAN'T GET HIS ATTENTION, GET BORED AND SNEAK BACK OUT OF BUILDING    

[CABL]

((YOURS TRULY WILL BE ON A SHORT HIATUS UNTIL 1 JANUARY; DON'T LOSE ME!))

[CABL]

IT'S 1ST JANUARY ALREADY, SO I'VE DECIDED TO DO A TURN A BIT EARLY!

BECOME ONE WITH THE VIRUS!

I NEVER SAID TO IGNORE THE BOOBSIES, I JUST SAID THAT THEY NEEDED TO DIE SLOWLY - OR AT LEAST SLOWER THAN A NUKE. ON THAT NOTE,
COPS, GET THE FUCK IN THERE AND KILL SOME BLOBS!
NEXT THING IS TO WORM MY WAY INTO THE NMBAA'S SECRET FACILITY - NOT LOOKING FOR A FULL TAKEOVER, JUST WANT A PHYSICAL BODY OUTSIDE THE INTERNET. SURELY THEY HAVE HUMANOID ROBOTICS.

(3) THE MAYOR TANKKIT SUDDENLY TURN INTO A CLOUD OF FLOATING MATRIX TEXT, SYMBOLIZING THAT HE HAS ABANDONED HIS PHYSICAL FORM AND TURNED DIGITAL! HE TURNS INTO A MALICIOUS PYTHON SCRIPT, BUT HE'S SIMPLY AN EXTENSION OF THE VIRUS, NOT A WHOLE NEW PART OF IT! (2 VS 4) COPS ARE TRYING TO FIGHT THE BOOBSIES ACROSS THE CITY, ONLY FOR THEM TO REALIZE THAT LEAD DOESN'T REALLY AFFECT THOSE MUTANTS, AND WHEN THE BOOBSIES CLOSE THEIR DISTANCE, THEY CREATE MORE INFECTED! (6 VS 4)(1) MEANWHILE, KITROUGARD THE VIRUS TAKES CONTROL OF A DETACHED ANDROID HEAD LOCATED IN NMBAA'S SECRET CYBERNETICS AND AI RESEARCH FACILITY... THEN HE LOSES THE CONNECTION WITH THE OTHER INFECTED DEVICES, CAUSING HIM TO ROLL AROUND WITH HIS ANDROID HEAD UNTIL HE FINDS EITHER THE WHOLE BODY OR INTERNET CONNECTION!

HARNESS THE POWER OF HATE TO GET UP AND RUSH HER DOWN!

(6-1 VS 2) WHEN DEMONATA KEEPS TELEPORTING AROUND YOU CONSTANTLY, YOU CONCENTRATE YOUR RAGE INTO YOUR FIST AND HIT HER IN THE ABDOMEN, CAUSING HER TO FLY TOWARDS ARENA'S WALL AND SUFFER AN IMPACT! SHE CLEARLY HAS A BROKEN BONE OR SOMETHING, BUT SHE MANAGES TO TELEPORT AWAY WHEN ANGRY BULL RUSHES HER!

Anyways:

>Reverse all dice rolls for everyone permanently, but not modifiers.

(3-2) FOR ATTEMPTING THAT, YOU GET SUCKED INTO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF ROBLOX GOATSE PICS! ((BTW, I'VE UNBANNED YOU FROM THE SERVER, BUT DON'T DO SUCH THING EVER AGAIN!))

TRANSFORM MY DEAD ALLIES INTO DEMON SEEKING MISSILES!

(3) (6 VS 1) SOME OF THE DEAD ALLOSAURS TRANSFORM INTO MINI-MISSILES AND FLY TOWARDS THE GATEKEEPER, LEAVING HIM WITHOUT A LEG! (1 VS 6-2) DESPITE BEING ALMOST PRONE, A BIG CHUNK OF ALLOSAUR ARMY GETS SMASHED WITH HUGE MACES THAT THE GATEKEEPER SUMMONS BY DEMAND!

Respawn as a zebra in the zoo, get out of the pen and eat the BOOBSIES.

(3 VS 2) YOU'RE A ZEBRA; YOU THEN GO AND MUNCH DOWN ON SOME BOOBSIES, (2) BUT YOU END UP GETTING THROAT CANCER!

TRY TO CONVINCE CRAZY-ASS MAYOR TO HAVE TESTS RUN ON ME TO DETERMINE WEAKNESSES OF BOOBSY VIRUS

FAILING THAT, IF I CAN'T GET HIS ATTENTION, GET BORED AND SNEAK BACK OUT OF BUILDING    

(?) THE MAYOR SUDDENLY TURNED DIGITAL, AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU CAN FIND HIM!

NPC TURNS

TRY TO BAIT OUT THE GUNSHIPS, THEN SWARM THEM!

(1 VS 5) THE GUNSHIPS AREN'T INTERESTED IN PURSUING THE AIR FORCE, WHILE THE GROUND SSO TEAM USES THEIR ADVANCED ANTI-AIR GUNS TO DOWN SEVERAL AIRCRAFT! (6) THE DOWNED AIRCRAFT DESTROYS A LOT OF BUILDINGS AND KILLS EVEN MORE CIVILIANS!

ESTABLISH SAFE ZONES FOR NON-INFECTED CIVILIANS WHERE THEY CAN HIDE!

(1) THE EFFORTS TO BOTH RESCUE AND PROTECT CIVILIANS RESULTS IN THE BOOBSIES FINDING OUT ABOUT THE PLAN AND PREVENT THE MILITARY FROM DOING SO!

MORPH INTO BOOBSTROYERS; HULKING, INSANELY STRONG SUBTYPE OF THE REGULAR BOOBSIE INFECTED!

(3) VERY FEW BOOBSIES SUCCESSFULLY MORPH INTO BOOBSTROYERS, RESULTING IN ONLY A DOZEN OR SO OF THEM!

SHUTDOWN THE REMAINING PORTALS, THEN SELF-DESTRUCT THE FACILITIES!

(5 VS 3-1) THE LAST PORTALS ARE SHUTDOWN, AND SO THE SSO PRESSES THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON(S)! (1) TURN LEFT UNTIL SELF-DESTRUCT OF ALL FACILITIES!


CITY POP: 2128481
DEAD: 1410
INFECTED (BOOBSY VIRUS): 10978

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

EVOLVE INTO THE DEMON OF RAGE AND HATE! THEN WAIT FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO DECK HER IN THE STOMACH AGAIN!

[TankKit]

SAFE THE VIRUS AND START INTEGRATING PEOPLE INTO THE VIRUS LIKE I DID!

[Avetruetotheimperator]

OPEN UP NEW DEMON PORTALS ALL OVER THE CITY

[Doomblade187]

STORM THE GATES OF HELL!