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SNEAK IN AND RUB UP AGAINST MAYOR'S LEG BEFORE HEADING FOR THE DOOR. COMMUNICATE NEED FOR URGENCY WITH A MEOW OR TWO. IF MAYOR FOLLOWS ME, GO SOMEWHERE PRIVATE AND REVEAL MY PLAN TO HELP STOP THE BOOBSY MENACE THROUGH A SERIES OF ADORABLE CAT NOISES.
GOD DAMN IT MY COVER'S BLOWN! DON'T ASK WHY IS WAS PRETENDING TO BE THE OTHER GUY, IT IS OF NO RELEVANCE TO THE CURRENT SITUATION! ORDER THE ENTIRE CITY TO HUNT DOWN 0CRA TR0PER AND BURN HIM ALIVE FOR HIS HERETICAL WAYS! ALL HAIL THE VIRUS! ALL HAIL THE CODE! ALL HAIL THE VIRUS! ALL HAIL THE CODE!
FOLLOW AND LISTEN TO THE CAT! IT IS CUTE! CATS ARE NOW THE SACRED ANIMAL OF THE VIRUS!
>Kill 19 more people with whatever I can to call in a nuke.
TANKKIT THE MAYOR FOLLOWS THE CAT!YOINK, (1) THEN DECLARES CATS THE SACRED ANIMAL OF THE VIRUS, BUT SINCE HE MUTTERS IT TO HIMSELF, NO ONE CARES! THE CAT TELLS THE MAYOR THAT HE HAS A PLAN TO DEAL WITH THE BOOBSIES! MEANWHILE, (2 VS 6) 0CRA TRIES TO KILL ALL THE POLICEMEN, BUT HE GETS SHOT IN THE BELLY FROM A SHOTGUN, TEARING HIS BOWELS TO SHREDS!
0CRA'S DEAD, RESPAWN? USE ANY SCRAPS I FIND TO BECOME A CYBER-DEMON. THEN ENTER THE ARENA AND FIGHT
(1) YOU DON'T FIND ANY SCRAPS, AND THE ARENAMASTER SAID THAT YOU CAN'T UPGRADE YOUR BODY, SINCE IT'LL BE 'UNSPORTSMEN-LIKE'. (1 VS 4) ANYWAY, YOU ENTER THE ARENA TO FIGHT DEMONATA, THE QUEEN OF SUCCUBI! DESPITE YOUR POWERFUL PLASMA BALL THROW AND PHYSIQUE, SHE TAKES THE UPPER HAND OVER YOU BY BEING QUICK AS SHIT AND HITTING YOUR LEGS WITH HER OVERHEATED CHAIN WHIP, EVENTUALLY BREAKING YOUR ANKLES AND CAUSING YOU TO FALL DOWN!
NOTICING MY FANATICAL FOLLOWING, I ALSO TAKE NOTE OF THE FACT THAT I HAVE NOW INFECTED BLESSED THE ENTIRE CITY'S COMPUTER INFRASTRUCTURE WITH MY PRESENCE.
FIRST ACT AS GOD: ABSORB THE OTHER VIRUSES THAT LURK ON MY FAITHFULS' COMPUTERS, FREEING UP ABSURD AMOUNTS OF PROCESSING POWER AND MEMORY FOR THEM WHILE ALSO GROWING IN PERSONAL POWER.
FIRST-AND-A-HALF ACT IS TO NOTIFY MY FOLLOWING THAT FRED CORTEZ, WHILE HIS BELIEF IS ABSOULTE AND APPRECIATED, IS NOT MY CHOSEN. AS THE FIRST OF MY FOLLOWING, TANKKIT IS MY MESSIAH.
(4 VS 5) YOU ATTEMPT TO ABSORB THE VIRUSES, BUT THE HARDWARE YOU'RE OPERATING UNDER IS A BIT WEAK, AND SO YOU FAIL TO ACHIEVE ANYTHING DESPITE BEING CLOSE ENOUGH! (6 VS 5) FRED CORTEZ' PERSONAL AMBITION AND ZEALOTRY TOWARDS THE VIRUS ARE DUKING IT OUT IN HIS MIND, AND EVENTUALLY, THE ZEALOTRY ENDS UP VICTORIOUS: HE STOPS HIS CULT, AND SO HE BECOMES A SIMPLE VIRUSISM PREACHER!
INTO HELL! RIP AND TEAR!
(4 VS 4) THE ALLOSAUR ARMY ENTERS THE HELL AND CHALLENGES THE GATEKEEPER! SOME OF THE ALLOSAURS ARE TOO HEAVY, RESULTING IN THE SMALL FLOATING PLATFORMS TO BE CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT, THUS CAUSING CASUALTIES TO DINOSAUR ARMY! SOME OF THEM, HOWEVER, ARE PRETTY NIMBLE AND MANAGE TO REACH THE GATES OF HELL AND BITE THE GATEKEEPER'S LEGS BEFORE THE DEMON BURNS THEM WITH HIS PLASMA CANNON!
Kill more boobsies and resist turning into one, if I can't resist kill my self with the shovel.
(6-2) THE DIZZINESS IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HIT ANYONE, AND SO YOU KILL YOURSELF VIA SHOVEL STAB TO THE HEART! RESPAWN?
NPC TURNS:KEEP SHOOTING AT THE GUNSHIPS!
(4 VS 5) THE AIR BATTLE KEEPS GOING: THE AIR FORCE FAILS TO HURT THE GUNSHIPS YET AGAIN, AND THE GUNSHIPS DRAW FIRST BLOOD VIA THEIR ROCKET BARRAGE SYSTEMS!
USE FLAMETHROWERS TO BURN THE INFECTED!
(1+1 VS 3) THE ARMY HAs DEPLOYED FLAMETHROWERS AGAINST THE GROWING EPIDEMIC OF BOOBSIES, BUT THE BOOBSIES' CANCEROUS TISSUE HAS BECAME MUTATED, ACQUIRING FLAME RESISTANCE! SOME OF THE MILITARY GET INFECTED AND IMMEDIATELY PUT DOWN IN THE FLAMES! THE HIGH COMMAND IS ANGRY AT THE FACT THAT THE POLICE DOES NOTHING TO COMBAT EPIDEMIC, AND CONDEMNS THE ACTIONS OF KITROUGARD OF TELLING TO THE POLICE TO IGNORE THE EPIDEMIC!
SHUTDOWN THE GATES TO HELL, THEN ACTIVATE SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE FOR EVERY FACILITY!
(5 VS 3) THE SSO HAVE MANAGED TO SHUTDOWN MOST OF THE DIMENSIONAL PORTALS, BUT A COUPLE'S STILL REMAINING!
CITY POP: 2129081
DEAD: 810
INFECTED (BOOBSY VIRUS): 5290