TELL THE POLICE THAT THIS HERETIC WOULD KILL THE VIRUS BY BLOWING UP A CITY AND SHOULD ELIMINATED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!
MAKE EVERYONE WORSHIP THE VIRUS AS THE NEW GOD OF NEW FUCKVILLE, KILL ALL WHO DO NOT WORSHIP THE VIRUS!
>Tell the police that are arresting me that they are arresting someone carrying out the virus's plan, which is to blow up the city and all the cancerous bobcat mascots inside, by having me get 25 kills without dying to be able to call one in. Sure, a shit ton of people will die, but it'll save the entirety of the world, so the boobsy the bobcat incident won't exist. Also tell them that NMBAA is just a group of neo-North American Man-Boy Love Association members, and those pedos at NMBAA need to be arrested.
If I get unarrested, kill some of those ex-NAMBLA members and boobsy clones.
NOTICE THE NEARBY INTERCEPTORS AND NORMAL GUN-PLANES, AND TAKE OVER THEIR CONTROL SYSTEMS BECAUSE THEYRE CLOSE ENOUGH FOR WI-FI TO REACH! AND ASSURE THE POLICE THAT THE BOOBSIES, WHILE NOT PART OF MY PLAN, ARE FUN TO WATCH, AND THAT NUKING THEM IS NOT FUN. THIS SOLDIER NEEDS A QUICK DEATH PENALTY.
(6) THE CULT OF THE VIRUS SPREADS ACROSS THE CITY LIKE WILDFIRE, AND ONE OF ITS MOST DEVOUT FOLLOWERS, FRED CORTEZ, HAS MANAGED TO TURN THE CULT AGAINST THE MAYOR, WITH FRED CLAIMING THAT HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE, AND THAT THE MAYOR TANKKIT NEEDS TO STEP DOWN FROM HIS POSITION! (3) YOU SEND A MESSAGE TO THE POLICE THAT 0CRA NEEDS TO BE EXECUTED, BUT THEY'RE NOT SURE IF THE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT IS ALLOWED IN THE STATE! (1) THE COPS DON'T BELIEVE IN THE VIRUS OR ITS EXISTENCE; THEY'VE ALSO FOUND YOU ANNOYING, SO THEY GAG YOU! 0CRA IS NOW PUT IN A CUSTODY IN A POLICE DEPARTMENT! (4 VS 5) THE VIRUS WAS CLOSE TO TAKEOVER THE GUNSHIPS, BUT THE EXPLOITS IN THE SYSTEM WERE DETECTED AND QUICKLY FIXED! (6-2) UPON REALIZING THAT THE VIRUS ACTUALLY EXISTS, THE COPS HAVE DECIDED TO FOLLOW ITS ORDERS! (3 VS 5-1) THE COPS WERE ABOUT TO FINISH 0CRA OFF WITH A SHOTGUN BLOW TO THE HEAD, BUT HE SUDDENLY BREAKS HIS HANDCUFFS BY SMASHING A COP IN THE FACE!
RESPAWN AS A DEMON, CHALLENGE THE STRONGEST DEMONS AROUND FOR THE TITLE OF DEMON KING GOD OF HELL
(5) YOU RESPAWN AS A BARON OF HELL; THE MOST PHYSICALLY POWERFUL DEMON TYPE IN ALL OF THE UNDERWORLD! TO BECOME THE DEMON KING GOD OF HELL, YOU HAVE TO DEFEAT A WHOLE ROSTER OF OTHER POWERFUL DEMONS, UNTIL YOU'LL FIGHT THE SATAN HIMSELF! YOUR FIRST OPPONENT WILL BE DEMONATA; THE DIABOLIC QUEEN OF SUCCUBI! READY TO ENTER THE ARENA?
CALM DOWN, COVER SELF IN SHEET OR RAGS OR SOMETHING FOR DISGUISE THEN GO FIND THE MAYOR. IF DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND MAYOR, GO TO NEWSPAPER OFFICE INSTEAD. CAUTIOUSLY APPROACH THEM AND OFFER TO HELP DEAL W/ BOBCAT EPIDEMIC BY GIVING INSIDE INFORMATION
(6) YOU COVER YOURSELF IN TATTERED SHEETS, MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE A SORT OF A MUTANT BOOB HOBO PREACHER, (5) THEN YOU FIND THE MAYOR TANKKIT IN THE CITY HALL AND OFFER HIM HELP WITH THE BOOBSY PROBLEM!
SET AMBUSH FOR APPROACHING DEMON ARMY!
(6 VS 2) YOU ENCIRCLE THE HOLE IN THE GROUND, KILLING LOTS OF INCOMING DEMONS! (3 VS 1) YOU ALSO RESIST NMBAA'S SSO AGENTS AND GUNSHIPS BY GRACEFULLY DODGING THE SHOTS AND CHOMPING THE INFANTRY TO DEATH!
Kill more of the victims, as my shovel needs blood.
(1 VS 6) YOUR SHOVEL SWING HAS GONE WIDE, ALLOWING THE INFECTED TO TACKLE AND CHEW YOU UP SEVERELY! (2) YOU'RE VERY DIZZY AND PROBABLY WILL TURN INTO BOOBSY SOON ENOUGH!
NPC TURNS:GRANT PERMISSION TO ATTACK THE DINOS AND THE UNKNOWN GUNSHIPS!
(1 VS 1) THE JET FIGHTERS CAN'T EVEN PUT A SCRATCH ON THE GUNSHIPS' ADVANCED ARMOR, AND THE GUNSHIPS' SLUGGISH PLASMA GUNS CAN'T HIT THE QUICK JET FIGHTERS! (3 VS 1) SOME OF THE DINOS GET BLOWN UP, THOUGH!
BURN THE CORPSE WITH A LIGHTER BEFORE THE TISSUE STARTS SPREADING AGAIN!
(6 VS 3) ONE OF THE COPS BURNS THE CORPSE OF THEIR FORMER COLLEAGUE ALONG WITH THE TISSUE; THE CORPSE IS SET ABLAZE, AND WHEN THE TISSUE IS NO MORE, THEY POUR SOME WATER ON THE CORPSE TO STOP FIRE FROM SPREADING ACROSS THE APARTMENT!
PUT THE ENTIRE CITY INTO QUARANTINE; NO ONE ENTERS AND NO ONE LEAVES! IF SOMEONE TRIES TO DO SO, THEY'LL GET SHOT!
(3) THE ARMY HAS MANAGED TO SPREAD ITSELF AND ENCIRCLE THE CITY, EVEN IF THE RANKS ARE A BIT THIN!
SHAPE OURSELVES INTO BOOBSIES!
(5) THE BLOBS OF CANCEROUS TISSUE RESHAPE THEMSELVES INTO BOOBSIES, THEN THEY STAND UP AND ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE THE BARRICADED HOSPITALS (1 VS 5) TO NO AVAIL!
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