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Re: Divine Fuckery: Atheism
« Reply #810 on: February 09, 2019, 08:38:46 pm »

"Hey. I tried. I can give you a quick and painless death if you want."

1 Power: Use the Edge of Oblivion to slay Enemy post and suck his power before he can waste it killing me.

Start gathering the power and souls of the dead gods and mortals. Feed on their death.


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[5v6]
Looks like Sucker can't attack before the duel begins. Darn.

As per usual, there's one turn of gathering power, personally and from others, before the duel commences.


"Hey. I tried. I can give you a quick and painless death if you want."

Start gathering the power and souls of the dead gods and mortals. Use them to craft a power source for an escape vehicle. Hope others will help.

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"I really don't blame you, I know it's just your nature. Still, I have to put the mortals first. They need your power to save them, but your sphere is what's putting them in danger. I regret having to do this, but they need a major god to save them. Please don't resist, this won't kill you. I promise I will return your power as soon as I'm done using it to heal the universe."

Challenge Sucker. If I win, immediately swap places in the pantheon with him and give him 1 power so the entropy drain won't kill him. As a major god, my new spheres will be The Weak and Getting Rid of Entropy Points. If it's not too many actions for one turn, attempt to destroy the Entropy Points.

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Spoiler: Ep (click to show/hide)

((Wait I died?. Damn it, and I was just going to do a thing. Oh well.))
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With its last breath. Dhaka will try and fuse with the Heart, and become something more than a shade destined to die and be forgotten.
[3]
Nah.


Third time is the charm?

Spoiler: Udreas (click to show/hide)

Tear mechaspiders to build the paradoxical-entropynator.

The energy (god power) that went missing should have end somewhere (well turned it into energy of lower value to be exact) this machine twist space-time to give Udreas all that missing energy.

Not enough power to exist


"Feast, my creation. Consume the cold and let the universe be hot!"

Absorb energy from my sun. Stay warm while the Eater does its thing. If I can absorb Power from the sun, give 1 Power directly to the mechserpents to keep them going.

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[1]
The sun quickly runs out of power, collapsing in on itself and forming a black hole.
[1,6]
The Hearty Naga falls into the black hole and Anaconda, on the edge of the event horizon, gets spun out and thrown across the void.


IF I am still alive, then try to create a wall of flesh around myself to negate power loss. IF I am dead, then be dead.
(Did I give all my power to Borkle or not?)

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If you lent power to him, I had him take it so...yeah probably dead.
Sweet, now to not touch anything until the problem is resolved.

Credst does nothing.

"Told you so. Also, I would help, but without access to my power I may end up messing your escape plans up, so I'm just going to stay here. I would suggest you all contribute to creating some sort of massive beast that can eat entropy, preferably using as much power as you can risk so that it actually works and we don't all freeze to death. I would ask someone to crack my suit open to let me help, but that just seems counter productive. I only just made it after all. Besides, you'd be better off donating your power to the cause of saving the universe."

Credst does nothing.


((I still got 11 power. Imma gonna keep trying. I SHALL NOT GIVE UP!)
PUNCH IT AGAIN! SPEND 6 POWER!

My goal here is to punch it into the neighboring universe. Soap Bubble theory and all that. Also, would willing downgrading your rank give you a boost of power from leftover energy?

[3+3]
Borkle get out of his ship, walks across space a bit, and proceed to punch a hole in reality. Reality breaks like thin ice and the hole...keeps expanding.


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A lazy tiger in Zarel's empire takes a little cat-nap
Take a cat nap for ten years while absorbing what little life-force the surrounding people have in order to stay alive
Power too low for new gods to come into existence right now.


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"Ugh... Mrs. Anaconda, I don't feel so good..."
All joking aside, he was actually not doing so hot. Between the heat-death of the universe and the endless void he had spent years lost in before he got out... Things were not going well.
He would meditate, and hopefully use the power of his mind to prevent any power/godhood loss for a bit.
[3] Anaconda spirals off into the abyss and Enal sits quietly in his ship as the lights begin to flicker and grow dim.

1 Power to power up the eater of cold.
3 power to seal the barrier with the gate that I control, 3 power to stop any further leakage from the mortal realm or underworld/oozeworld. Lock all loose and dead souls in the mortal realm in stasis, and ensure that they will be ready to rise again. 1 Power to Borkle. 1 Power to attempt to close a single dot of entropy, closest to the mortal realm. Do so remotely if possible..


"We must stop the bleed!"

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Manor sends power to the Eaters of Cold. Hopefully they can fix this.

[1+2, 1+2]
Manor struggles in vain to seal the mortal realm and the underworld away from the constant loss of energy. He can't manage to form the seal but he keeps them insulated using his own power, at least for now.

[6+1]
Manor, perhaps in annoyance, lashes out at the nearest entropy point and succeeds on closing it. However, the great expenditure of power and subversion of physics causes the hole in reality to fracture ever larger.

Lilith continues to maintain her present power by skimming excess power off of her Sanctuary.

Name: Lilith
God Level: Minor
Power: 2
Spheres: Life and Nature
Description: An entity born from the fertile flesh of Akahet's more hospitable areas, Lilith is a collection of plant matter that has molded itself into the shape of a humanoid.
[2]
There isn't enough power. There just isn't enough. The forest isn't doing well to begin with. Lilith can't drain power without wiping out the forest.


Now feed directly off the children's fear for power, and continue to foster the legend.

Spoiler: Thorn (click to show/hide)
Aren't you dead?






Power: All +0
(I'm assuming people empowering Borkle and others are keeping track and that Borkle is adding power to himself.)


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Things are in stasis. The eaters of cold have eaten 3 entropy points, Manor has destroyed another. Enough power has been expended in the universe to allow the remaining gods to cling to life.

The hole in reality fractures even more, its edge coming near the Mortal realm.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: The weather outside is frightful...
« Reply #811 on: February 09, 2019, 08:43:52 pm »

((Well gg. See y'all next game, or when the universe starts working again.))
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The weather outside is frightful...
« Reply #812 on: February 09, 2019, 08:46:38 pm »

"Hah. See? I don't mean to say I told you so, but I told you so."

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #813 on: February 09, 2019, 11:02:55 pm »

"...I must accept this."

"...Yes, there is no turning back now."

As the mechserpents are in stasis, cannibalize their bodies to expand my mechanical halo and consume their souls.
Then move on to the "blood cult." Consume them whole, soul and body.
Do the same to the necromancers.

Sing Sucker out with all the sarcasm I can summon.


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Re: Divine Fuckery: The weather outside is frightful...
« Reply #814 on: February 09, 2019, 11:10:12 pm »

Spawn as a random mortal baby born somewhere within the universe.
Make the most of my first decade as a mischievous, manipulative little brat.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The weather outside is frightful...
« Reply #815 on: February 10, 2019, 06:17:40 am »

Lilith notes the fact that the power drain has stopped, and assumes the gods on the outside have done their task, or at least started to. With this in mind, she spends a decade simply wandering through the Sanctuary and doing her best to re-invigorate the life of the forest without using any divine power.

Name: Lilith
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Power: 2
Spheres: Life and Nature
Description: An entity born from the fertile flesh of Akahet's more hospitable areas, Lilith is a collection of plant matter that has molded itself into the shape of a humanoid.
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: Divine Fuckery: The weather outside is frightful...
« Reply #816 on: February 10, 2019, 10:48:30 am »

"Again, sorry about doing this."
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #817 on: February 10, 2019, 10:56:38 am »

1 power. Using a combination of available sould and divine might, mend the hole in reality. Should the decaying universe consume Akahet entirely along with the underworld and oozeworld, join Sucker in the portal if it seems safeish."

"What now?"

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Re: Divine Fuckery: The weather outside is frightful...
« Reply #818 on: February 10, 2019, 11:33:23 am »

((Betrayal=3EM25=))

"Hah. You're not sorry. If you think you are, you're just lying to yourself. You want to become the one in power to save yourself. That is the truth. Otherwise why would you still be going through with this? Why keep on fighting when you can see it is only making things worse, when it is clear that this world has no hope of survival? Why not escape and start anew? Why not take the mortals away from here, instead of having them die in this anarchy of failed experiments?"

"Whatever. Do as thou wilt. I have had nothing but suffering in this world. I have had nothing but difficulty and death. I have no power and no friends. I have no hope of opposing you. But if I am to die, then I will at least die on my terms. With a smile on my skull and a curse in my voice. Farewell. May you be killed and consumed for your power, just as you tried to do to me. May you have a prolonged and painful death, full of suffering and despair."

Use the Edge of Oblivion on myself. They can take my power, but they won't take my freedom. I am the god of Death and my death will be mine.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The weather outside is frightful...
« Reply #819 on: February 10, 2019, 11:45:17 am »

He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere man, The world is at your command
He's as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere man, can you see me at all
Nowhere man don't worry
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all till somebody else
Lends you a hand
Ah, la, la, la, la
Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere man, The world is at your command
Ah, la, la, la, la
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The weather outside is frightful...
« Reply #820 on: February 10, 2019, 11:54:11 am »

((Betrayal=3EM25=))

"Hah. You're not sorry. If you think you are, you're just lying to yourself. You want to become the one in power to save yourself. That is the truth. Otherwise why would you still be going through with this? Why keep on fighting when you can see it is only making things worse, when it is clear that this world has no hope of survival? Why not escape and start anew? Why not take the mortals away from here, instead of having them die in this anarchy of failed experiments?"

"Whatever. Do as thou wilt. I have had nothing but suffering in this world. I have had nothing but difficulty and death. I have no power and no friends. I have no hope of opposing you. But if I am to die, then I will at least die on my terms. With a smile on my skull and a curse in my voice. Farewell. May you be killed and consumed for your power, just as you tried to do to me. May you have a prolonged and painful death, full of suffering and despair."

Use the Edge of Oblivion on myself. They can take my power, but they won't take my freedom. I am the god of Death and my death will be mine.

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"Woah, woah! Why are you killing yourself over this? I really was going to return your power when I was done with it."
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The weather outside is frightful...
« Reply #821 on: February 10, 2019, 11:59:57 am »

That whole ending a drought with a rain of ebola blood analogy seems fitting for our current situation.

Move the Eaters of Cold to the other entropy points quicker to speed up the process.

"Both of you have done nothing to help this situation. Sucker, you're a pessimistic idiot. Ep, you're wasting your time. The entropy point problem is quickly being solved by the Eaters of Cold. The best way you can help would be to speed up the process or directly close some entropy points yourself, and then we can deal with the hole in reality."

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Re: Divine Fuckery: The weather outside is frightful...
« Reply #822 on: February 10, 2019, 12:31:32 pm »

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Make a sword using any materials nearby, he's gonna need practice if he wants to make something that isn't total rubbish and can be used by his fellow humans to do hero stuff.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The weather outside is frightful...
« Reply #823 on: February 10, 2019, 12:32:38 pm »

"Both of you have done nothing to help this situation. Sucker, you're a pessimistic idiot. Ep, you're wasting your time. The entropy point problem is quickly being solved by the Eaters of Cold. The best way you can help would be to speed up the process or directly close some entropy points yourself, and then we can deal with the hole in reality."

"You're right. I'll see what I can do about the entropy points without his power, then."

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Spend 3 power on disposing of entropy points, maybe by dumping them in the hole.

Oh, wait, I forgot I can't actually do that anymore.

Donate 3 power to the Eaters of Cold's efforts. If Sucker attacks me, wager 1 power.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: The weather outside is frightful...
« Reply #824 on: February 10, 2019, 01:36:06 pm »

"What? Wait, really? But I made a cool speech and Anaconda even got some music for me and everything. How often does a god get to do that? I mean, I don't have a very large dataset but I'm guessing it's not very often. Like, really, after all this drama you're making me look like a fool. Oh well. Guess I can't complain for a bit of extra life. I suppose I'll find something to kill to cheer myself up."

1 Power: Jump into an Eater of Cold and boost my entropy powers to maximum. Since I produce entropy and they eat entropy, then this should result in a flow with net positive energy I should be able to absorb. Then use that power to create a portal to another world that isn't so fucked up (cross fingers for no Lurker).

Then I can hopefully immigrate and retire there and spend the rest of my days challenging mortals in a game of chess or something. Of course, any mortals or gods that want to follow me are welcome.


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