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[Egan_BW]

"Ugh, I'm busy being sad. Why's the universe gotta end now?"
"Oh, fine. It is quite a nice boost."

Spend 3 power dragging the humans through the portal with me.

Spoiler: Anaconda (click to show/hide)

Name: Anaconda
God Level: Minor
Power: 10
Sphere: Machinery and Murder.
Description: The bright red and brute serpent, which throttles its prey. An aura of floating cogs surround it, angrily.
Notes: Ensouled. Fleshy!

[TankKit]

I find it highly amusing that we just destroyed this world trying to fix another problem, and are now just evacuating it.

Spend 10+10 power on making sure everyone, including myself, get's through the portal safely. Except Sucker, since he seems to want to become the new universe here.

"See? Problems are much easier to deal with if you deal with them earlier, instead of arguing. Oh well, maybe I'll be able to use all this power to make sure this sort of thing doesn't happen in the next universe."

Spoiler: Credst of Creation and Destruction (click to show/hide)

Name: Credst
God Level: Major
Power: 20
Sphere: Creation and Destruction
Description: A humanoid of swirling blue and red energy with barely indistinguishable features and a bright sun rotating on top of a crescent moon as a hat. He has 4 hands.
Notes: The sun and moon atop Credst's head represent creation and destruction.
Destructive Acts: 6
Creative Acts: 7
Credst's hat has no damage.

[Devastator]

(Running away from problems of their own creation?  Pretty normal for ER players, that.  Welcome to the club, Tankkit.)

[Parisbre56]

((I'd say we won the game by completely fucking the universe, thus achieving maximum Divine Fuckery ))

[TankKit]

True. Still, depending on what the next universe is like, I'll probably set up something that deals with universe ending problems in the next universe.

[Parisbre56]

(("The universe keeps breaking!"
"Don't worry, we'll patch it in the next version."))

[King Zultan]

((Given all the shit that's happened I'm surprised the universe has lasted as long as it has.))

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

((Missed my action again GM man.))

[KitRougard]

((So am I just the distraction so the Portal doesn't get sucked up by the giant Reality Hole?))

[sprinkled chariot]

Name : Vengeful spirit
demigod
power 0
Description : spectral chaos battleship born into existence by haunted memories of Akahet mortal population. Covered with various skulls, eyes, writhing tentacles and eight fold star drawings.

Haunt the skies above mortal realms to gain the power from belief of mortals, whisper dark truths of chaos slabs into minds of random sleeping mortals to teach them dark magic

[Yoink]

Spawn as a random mortal baby born somewhere within the universe.
Make the most of my first decade as a mischievous, manipulative little brat.

[3]
You are born comatose due to the entropy crisis. You survive, but spend your first 10 years drifting in and out of consciousness.

As the power crisis subsides I will awaken, opening my eyes - possibly for the first time - revealing them to be blank white orbs staring starkly from my face.
I will use this fearsome omen to my advantage, rising ruthlessly despite my tender age to a position of power within the religious/governmental hierarchy of whatever civilisation I was born into, leading my kin in fervent prayers to the Gods that have saved us all the while.

[Parisbre56]

((I could just stop here, run away and live happily ever after. But why do that when I can gamble it all and gain either great enjoyment with my success or great amusement with my failure? So let's go!
Max Power! Max Power!
Max Power! Maximum and higher!))

"Yes! Yes! Hahaha! That hole! That pain! That endless hunger! I finally feel something, like a part of it has been filled. I need it. I͜.̀.́. Ǹ͟͠é͏͝e͘͟d҉͟͠.͢..͠͞ ̕͝҉̴Ḿ̷̡O̵͏͝҉̛A̢͢͠R̢!̨̨̕͜͢"

So piecewise, remember when you said this?

((Remind me again what happens if you gain more power than your maximum. Can you use it immediately to avoid losing it, or is it irrevocably wasted?))

Gonna say that you can use it immediately, but if not its lost.

I humbly request I be allowed to abuse that rule for maximum fuckery, by using my actions to produce power and then using that power to make more power.

Use 10 power: Merge with the Eater of Cold to form a new entity that feeds on both Entropy and Energy, a living perpetual motion device, the one that is the eater of all, the True Omniphage!

Use 10 power: Consume the remaining Eaters of Cold. They shall be part of me.

Use 10 power: Occupy ALL the unoccupied Major and Minor god spots of this dying universe (or those occupied by comatose gods) to become something that goes even further beyond!

Use 10 power: Merge with what's left of this universe. Eat it all. Consume it and hold it stable inside me. Hopefully by now everyone has successfully escaped. If not, well, tough luck.

Use 10 power: Sleep a long sleep. Digest this universe. Become the universe. Heal, rebuild and prepare to be born anew. Perhaps in a few thousand years I will be ready to host a new group of gods and narrate their actions. But until then, I will exit this game.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Sucker, Demon of Entropy
God Level: Major
Power: Max Power! Maximum and higher!
Sphere (If major or minor god): Death and Entropy
Description: A Skeleton wearing a dark cloak.
Notes: Holds the Edge of Oblivion. A scythe with the power to kill gods and slay souls.
Has impressed some necromancers.
Can pull souls of the dead from the underworld.

[hector13]

Name: Hectorclese the Stout
God level: Minor
Power: 10!
Sphere: Victory and Feasting
Description: The Heartiest of Hearty Boys, the pinnacle of what they can be; big and strong, he's always on the lookout for something to eat. He walks among mortals with a dim glow around him, a clear sign of his deification.
Notes: Smarting over the loss of some Hearty Boys in the Food Invasion
100 Food beasts and 50 Hearty Food Boys

10 power to create a bubble to ensure the Chaotic Food Realm can survive the rigors of unreality.

Jet off on my own to the hole in reality to aid Borkle in punching unreal beasties IN THE FACE.

[piecewise]

((Missed my action again GM man.))

Demi-gods couldn't be born so you can't come into existence.


This universe is ending. That hole can't be stopped at this point. Make these last turns count. Perhaps something new will come from this though...

[Enemy post]

Spend 10 power on making sure everyone, including myself, get's through the portal safely.

Also donate 10 power to this.

Spoiler: Ep (click to show/hide)

Name:Ep.
God level:Minor
Power:10
Sphere:The Weak.
Description:A little brown mouse with a white crescent on his forehead.
Notes:Lives in an infinite subspace burrow.