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Author Topic: Divine Fuckery: The End is Nigh  (Read 121093 times)

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Vibrating and Penetration
« Reply #600 on: January 20, 2019, 04:23:42 pm »

Search for whatever created a bridge to the heavens only to destroy it.

"Is there a problem, Zarel? Sorry if you wanted to use the tower, but trust me, I've been past that barrier. Your world would have been destroyed a long time ago without it."
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #601 on: January 20, 2019, 04:45:54 pm »

Absorb the energy and any souls of all the undead from the murderrealm. Coordinate with the underworld to keep things moving properly, and keep the energy siphons in line by any means neccessary.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Atheism
« Reply #602 on: January 20, 2019, 05:30:25 pm »

having taken hold of some sort of massive* moose thing, thorn tries the same speech. This time with an accent that screams maple syrup and politeness. And hopefully, louder and more commanding.

Use my natural demianimal magnatism to recruit a furry army.

Now. My fellow beasts. Accept me as your alpha leader! Every pack, every herd, every family, heed my call!

If things go really well, bestow some intelligence to the alphas of the strongest and most dominant packs of animals, to carry out more precise stragims, on my behalf.

((*How massive we talking?))

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #603 on: January 21, 2019, 03:39:18 am »

Fly towards the underworld, feeding on its energy.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #604 on: January 21, 2019, 01:41:02 pm »

Placeholder action in case I haven't a chance to post a more in-depth one by the next update: I won't encourage or participate in this unexpected veneration of my name, but I'm not exactly complaining, either.
In fact... y'know, it's kind of nice.
I will offer a sheepish but embarrassed smile to my comrades/followers.

Wait and see if Attom manages to safely free Himself from His predicament. If not, spend 1 power to rescue Him.   

If he's all g... hmm, spend 1 power to finish outfitting the rest of the existing food elementals as the elite war variant, as well as overseeing and boosting the cooking up of fresh recruits.
...Wait, hold on, with Attom reduced to a demigod, are food elementals still being produced automatically by the kitchen?
If not, I shall do a great deal of prayer and contemplation in an attempt to ascertain the cause of the issue.


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God Level: Demi
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Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental.
Aboard Attom's Food Cruiser, armed with a superweapon known as the Pressure Cooker.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #605 on: January 21, 2019, 01:50:43 pm »

Just float to wherever fate takes me. If EP rescues me again, peacefully spend the rest of the decade performing acts of charity among the good mortals.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #606 on: January 22, 2019, 12:57:54 am »

Name: Ultra
God Level: Demi
Power: 5
Description: A magnificent Hearty Boy whose eyes glow with incandescent power.
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Ultra punches a single tear away. Partially because he and his family are alive again, but also because he's just so proud of his Perfect Son becoming his grandfather's foremost champion.

Spend 1 power breeding and training a chaos warbeast worthy of serving Kratos as companion and mount.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #607 on: January 22, 2019, 08:19:10 am »

Since it looks like I知 officially permadead (you deserved better, Giving Boar) I値l go ahead and make a new character.
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Be with the beasts Lilith made, establish dominance over the wildlife!
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I only ate a few vampire hearts. Like, three tops. I'm sure it'll be fine.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #608 on: January 22, 2019, 10:44:35 am »

Since it looks like I知 officially permadead (you deserved better, Giving Boar) I値l go ahead and make a new character.
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Be with the beasts Lilith made, establish dominance over the wildlife!

((No, I think you got revived))
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #609 on: January 22, 2019, 11:39:16 am »

Since it looks like I知 officially permadead (you deserved better, Giving Boar) I値l go ahead and make a new character.
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Be with the beasts Lilith made, establish dominance over the wildlife!

((No, I think you got revived))
((The post doesn稚 mention me, and I知 not on the Pantheon. I壇 assumed that only people on the punch ship got revived.))
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #610 on: January 22, 2019, 01:10:26 pm »

Since it looks like I知 officially permadead (you deserved better, Giving Boar) I値l go ahead and make a new character.
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Be with the beasts Lilith made, establish dominance over the wildlife!

((No, I think you got revived))
((The post doesn稚 mention me, and I知 not on the Pantheon. I壇 assumed that only people on the punch ship got revived.))

Well shit. Sorry boss. I tried. Your son's still kicking though
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Vibrating and Penetration
« Reply #611 on: January 22, 2019, 05:40:14 pm »

Search for whatever created a bridge to the heavens only to destroy it.

"Is there a problem, Zarel? Sorry if you wanted to use the tower, but trust me, I've been past that barrier. Your world would have been destroyed a long time ago without it."

"Not exactly a problem, but I would've liked to explore the other side myself."
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #612 on: January 23, 2019, 01:45:15 am »

Search for whatever created a bridge to the heavens only to destroy it.

"Is there a problem, Zarel? Sorry if you wanted to use the tower, but trust me, I've been past that barrier. Your world would have been destroyed a long time ago without it."

"Not exactly a problem, but I would've liked to explore the other side myself."

"Hm. Here, how about this. You are Emperor of all Akahet. If you use your position to improve conditions for the poor and destitute of your Theocracy, then as soon as I have 4 power to spare I'll send you through the barrier in a spaceship. Is that good?"
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #613 on: January 24, 2019, 02:19:46 pm »

There was gonna be a turn here this morning but then my wifi adapter decided to break and render me unable to do shit until stores opened and I could buy another. And I have class fairly soon too. I'm gonna work on this till I have to go, but chances are I won't get it done till after I return. 

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Atheism
« Reply #614 on: January 24, 2019, 04:30:37 pm »

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Ah... that was better. He had logic pulsing through his veins again. Hem, the God Machine's readings were strange... He could likely chase the machine, if he could keep on the signal.
Chase after the strange God Machine, wherever it has gone...
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