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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 520564 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6240 on: September 06, 2024, 05:43:25 am »
Elves should be a single-gender species, and their geldables should have kill lists consisting entirely of named trees.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
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« Reply #6241 on: September 06, 2024, 04:43:12 pm »
Trees should possess named geldables.
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Quote from: methylatedspirit on April 14, 2019, 07:10:08 am
If you're so sure that you're gonna end up killing all of dwarven civilization, why not make a statue depicting 2147483647 dead dwarves, all of which are burning? Name it something good, like Deaddead the Dead Dead Dead-Dead of Dying. Just put it in the main hall or something, as a grim reminder that they're all gonna die.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6242 on: September 06, 2024, 07:19:34 pm »
...of all the elves they've killed
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« Reply #6243 on: September 07, 2024, 01:05:33 am »
Elves should be made invincible
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« Reply #6244 on: September 07, 2024, 01:49:11 am »
Wooden weapons should be able to easily penetrate steel armor.
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« Reply #6245 on: September 07, 2024, 01:50:13 am »
Everything should be replaced with elves, the people, the animals, the items, and minerals. Can't wait to tell my elves to grab an elf and mine up some more elves that will be turned into elves that will be used to fight elves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6246 on: September 07, 2024, 12:51:57 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on September 07, 2024, 01:50:13 am
Everything should be replaced with elves, the people, the animals, the items, and minerals. Can't wait to tell my elves to grab an elf and mine up some more elves that will be turned into elves that will be used to fight elves.

Who are, of course, fighting you because you traded elves to them.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6247 on: September 08, 2024, 10:12:04 pm »
Enabling individual control/tactical combat for Adventure mode party members enables the isometric display.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6248 on: September 09, 2024, 06:12:13 am »
Adventure mode is now turn-based.
First you take your turn . . . and then every single other creature on the planet takes their turn.
Then you take another turn . . .
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« Reply #6249 on: September 09, 2024, 06:45:29 am »
Advancing a turn in Adventure Mode requires you to physically rotate your monitor.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6250 on: September 09, 2024, 04:21:45 pm »
Remember back when virtually every page of this thread had at least one suggestion that was some variation of "give dwarves explosive diarrhea"? Well, why stop there? Give them the ability to weaponize it.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2024, 04:26:02 pm by PlumpHelmetMan »
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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« Reply #6251 on: September 09, 2024, 05:01:40 pm »
Quote from: PlumpHelmetMan on September 09, 2024, 04:21:45 pm
Remember back when virtually every page of this thread had at least one suggestion that was some variation of "give dwarves explosive diarrhea"? Well, why stop there? Give them the ability to weaponize it.

Literal explosive diarrhea.
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Quote from: methylatedspirit on April 14, 2019, 07:10:08 am
If you're so sure that you're gonna end up killing all of dwarven civilization, why not make a statue depicting 2147483647 dead dwarves, all of which are burning? Name it something good, like Deaddead the Dead Dead Dead-Dead of Dying. Just put it in the main hall or something, as a grim reminder that they're all gonna die.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6252 on: September 09, 2024, 05:23:25 pm »
What about littoral explosive diarrhea?
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
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« Reply #6253 on: September 09, 2024, 07:05:32 pm »
Add Premium sound effects for explosive diarrhea.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6254 on: September 10, 2024, 12:51:03 am »
Quote from: PlumpHelmetMan on September 09, 2024, 04:21:45 pm
Remember back when virtually every page of this thread had at least one suggestion that was some variation of "give dwarves explosive diarrhea"? Well, why stop there? Give them the ability to weaponize it.

Something like the defense mechanism of the mythical bonnacon, perhaps?
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