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[Egan_BW]

Dwarf fortresses are now cat fortresses. Dwarves still do all the work, but the player controls the cats, and can only control dwarves who have been adopted.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Health Wards.  An item that, when worn, protects against good health.

[Urist Mchateselves]

Health Wards.  An item that, when worn, protects against good health.

You win this thread

[King Zultan]

And the prize for winning this thread is a sweater made from the finest asbestos and decorated with hanging rings of pitchblende and it is of the highest quality!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Implement [SIZE] tokens for male creatures geldables.  This information should be available in their profiles, and they should regularly gather to compare geldables [SIZE]s with each other.

[DPh Kraken]

Implement [SIZE] tokens for male creatures geldables.  This information should be available in their profiles, and they should regularly gather to compare geldables [SIZE]s with each other.

Increasingly skilled gelders should be able to remove smaller and smaller geldables. At legendary, a dwarf can geld vermin.

[brewer bob]

Dwarves should give their geldables names (e.g., Dumat Shethel, 'The Rough Serpent', or Bistök Shůrrat, 'The Hairy Stump').

[callisto8413]

War trained mice.

[King Zultan]

Why stop there when we could have war fleas!

[A_Curious_Cat]

What about a flea circus?

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Dwarves should give their geldables names (e.g., Dumat Shethel, 'The Rough Serpent', or Bistök Shůrrat, 'The Hairy Stump').

Said geldables should be given kill lists. Mysteriously, these kill lists almost exclusively consist of the dwarf's past and current romantic partners who are usually still alive.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves should give their geldables names (e.g., Dumat Shethel, 'The Rough Serpent', or Bistök Shůrrat, 'The Hairy Stump').

Said geldables should be given kill lists. Mysteriously, these kill lists almost exclusively consist of the dwarf's past and current romantic partners who are usually still alive.

The members of sad kill lists should hold grudges against each other.

[brewer bob]

Dwarves who haven't killed anything yet should have their kill lists called 'sad kill lists'.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Add bearded clams to the game.

[King Zultan]

Add STDs and give them to all elves by default.