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[PlumpHelmetMan]

"Rotation arrows" should actually be a new projectile weapon type that spins once it pierces a target's flesh, causing devastating internal damage.

[Urist Mchateselves]

"Rotation arrows" should actually be a new projectile weapon type that spins once it pierces a target's flesh, causing devastating internal damage.

This is a great suggestion.

[SixOfSpades]

"Rifled" or helical fletching was already a thing IRL. The wing feathers used when fletching bows already have a bit of natural curve to them, so if the fletcher was smart, they'd give each arrow 3 feathers that all came from the same wing (or at least the same side of different birds. This would mean that all 3 feathers would curve in the same direction, and so when the arrow was fired, it would fly longer & straighter than an arrow whose feathers were "2 from the left wing, 1 from the right" or vice versa. And even if the fletchers didn't know what they were doing, adding the feathers at random would still produce helical fletching 25% of the time.

Crossbow bolts, however, might not have feathers for fletching: Thin wood and parchment were also used. So giving bolts off-center or helical fletching would require more deliberate awareness.

[Uthimienure]

Any fletching used must cancel out the rotational effect, thus minimizing accuracy of projectiles.
Better yet, all arrow & bolt shafts must be curved, rendering them virtually worthless.

[Urist Mchateselves]

Stone is overpowered and available in unlimited numbers. Remove it.

[A_Curious_Cat]

The 666th Bogeyman slain in an evil nightmare biome should drop a shirt with a cloth decoration sewn onto it that reads:  “I slew 666 Bogeymen in <biome name>, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”.

[Eric Blank]

Good suggestions in the terrible suggestions thread should constitute an immediate permaban.

[Urist Mchateselves]

Making fun of other forum users in the bad suggestion threat results in an immediate permaban

[Egan_BW]

Making fun of other forum users in the bad suggestion threat results in an immediate permaban

Sorry, we have to ban you, that's a good suggestion.

[brewer bob]

Each post on the forum should make fun of some other forum user. If not, one should get permanently banned.

[Egan_BW]

Just one. Any time it happens a random user is banned.

[King Zultan]

People that post on this thread or even think about posting in this thread should be banned.

[Starver]

You should be banned iff you do not make yourself eligible to be banned for making self-referential meta-jokes on the forum.

[Urist Mchateselves]

Banning people should have you banned

[A_Curious_Cat]

As should bartering, and/or bantering.