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[Urist Mchateselves]

Dwarves can now milk parties

[Urist Mchateselves]

Add multi tile creatures. Because of this, any demon or mega beast that tries to raid your fortresses tries to squeeze through your fort’s entrance and fails miserably, including the demons that are supposed to assault you once you dig too deep.

Horrifying screams come from the darkness below!
The snow fiend is performing.
Snow fiend: “… the phantom exterior like fish eggs; interior like suicide wrist-red. I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed; Cheat on your man homie AAGH I tried to sneak through the door man! Can't make it. Can't make it. [MATERIAL:FILTH_B:NONE]’s stuck.”
The snow fiend is unable to move!
Snow fiend: “Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! We're dead. You're a genuine (Error: bp token does not exist) sucker!”
The spinning lead ingot strikes the snow fiend in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The spinning lead ingot strikes the horned banshee in the head, smashing the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Atir Mountainiron, miner: “Death is all around us, this leaves me so shaken.”

[King Zultan]

All multi tile creatures are really just wagons in disguise.

[A_Curious_Cat]

All multi tile creatures are really just wagons in disguise.

Which, in turn, are really just robots in disguise.

[brewer bob]

Instead of scuttling, wagons now explode

[Urist Mchateselves]

To be precise, they explode into dozens of unbutcherable, ungeldable cats.

[callisto8413]

I want talking wagons back!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Wagons talk constantly (mostly to share the locations of your artifacts).

[Urist Mchateselves]

Not only that, but every time they DO talk, the game automatically pauses and and centres the screen on them. There is no way to disable this.

[brewer bob]

Bring back animals that worship deities, develop grudges and reveal artifact locations. Also, bring back their need for alcohol after being traumatized.

[aradar]

LOL in my blood money cartel mod I did have for a little bit war wagons that would spawn an adventure mode and chase you to death it was hilarious but I had to remove them because they were too brutal and unkillable

[King Zultan]

Brutal and unkillable you say, sounds like we must add them to vanilla DF.

[dikbutdagrate]

Require players to take out real world insurance policies on their fortresses, in order to legally play Dwarf Fortress.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Add an “Extract Seed” jobs that extracts a single seed from a random plant or plant growth.

[brewer bob]

Add an “Extract Seed” jobs that extracts a single seed from a random plant or plant growth.

This job can be done to creatures, too.