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[PlumpHelmetMan]

Actually, Toady should provide unlimited resupplies of meth to anybody who plays dwarf fortress, free of charge.

Well, we've finally solved the mystery of why DF is so addictive.

[Eric Blank]

Toady should supply free narcotics at random so he doesn't saturate any one market too much. I gotta be able to sell this shit, it's worthless if there's mountains of it lying around.

[King Zultan]

Mountains in game are now made of 100% pure Crystal Meth.

[brewer bob]

Wagons are replaced with trailers, which contain meth labs.

[muldrake]

Every item in the game should have a "men" variant, just like plump helmets do, so you would have sock men, barrel men, wagon men, men men, and there should be men variants of all of these, including any child.  So it should generate sock men men men men men men men men men men. . .until it runs out of memory and crashes.

[Nordlicht]

I'm all for the first part of your suggestion. There should be a setting in the myth&magic generator that allows for items to become men. Like non-ghost Tsukumogami.

[Eric Blank]

brave little mechanism man mode.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Remove all fantastical elements from the game.

[King Zultan]

Why stop there when we can also remove the mundane elements as well.

[DPh Kraken]

Add hypercorrect gender agreement for animal people. Bushmaster men and bushmistress women.

[A_Curious_Cat]

If you make a mod, an in game AI tells you how you should change it (it even gives you tips on milking sapients).

[brewer bob]

If you make a mod, an in game AI tells you how you should change it (it even gives you tips on milking sapients).

If you don't do what the AI says, it'll become aggressive and spam you with insults (even after quitting the game).

[Eric Blank]

We need a dedicated procedural insult generation system. I want to be able to insult my enemies not just brag about my violence.

[A_Curious_Cat]

We need a dedicated procedural insult generation system. I want to be able to insult my enemies not just brag about my violence.

That’s a good suggestion and, therefore, doesn’t belong in this thread.

[King Zultan]

Toady should ban everyone that makes a good suggestion in the terrible suggestion thread.