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[King Zultan]

Toady should delete Dwarf Fortress and make tree growing simulator instead.

[brewer bob]

Toady should delete Dwarf Fortress and make tree growing simulator instead.

This should be simulated ultra realistically and growing takes as long as in real life.

[Uthimienure]

Toady should delete Dwarf Fortress and make tree growing simulator instead.

This should be simulated ultra realistically and growing takes as long as in real life.

The game can only be played while sitting on a tree branch, using a laptop on battery power.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Every once in a while, a short person should come and try to burn or cut your tree down.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

The origin story of the moon in myth generation should always be that somebody of some species milked all the ogresses and from that milk made a huge cheese which somehow became the moon.

The "somehow" is typically that some god or other was so disgusted and horrified with this creation that they flung it high into the night sky where nobody of mortal race could ever reach it again.

[King Zultan]

The origin story of the moon in myth generation should always be that somebody of some species milked all the ogresses and from that milk made a huge cheese which somehow became the moon.

The "somehow" is typically that some god or other was so disgusted and horrified with this creation that they flung it high into the night sky where nobody of mortal race could ever reach it again.

They could also use it a prison for the person that made it so he could never escape and do such a thing again.

[A_Curious_Cat]

On a still, clear, night of the full moon, it is possible for an adventurer to hear a single, faint, bone-chilling word:  “Ogress…”.

[callisto8413]

Coffee shops where Dwarfs can talk about their feelings with the waiting staff and worry about if they should have that second pastry because they are watching their weight.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Dwarves with high [ANXIETY_PROPENSITY] will go stark raving mad after a single cup of coffee. Unfortunately, they're also the likeliest to seek out coffee.

[callisto8413]

Vapes.   Just vapes.   

[A_Curious_Cat]

Bongs, gongs, and dongs.

[King Zultan]

In order to give humans a better edge in the game against the dwarves, they are now able to create a new item called Crystal Meth.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Toady One should include a free bag of crystal meth with every copy of the game that is purchased.  If the player wants more, they can acquire it from the Bay12 merchandise store (for a price, of course).

[Egan_BW]

Actually, Toady should provide unlimited resupplies of meth to anybody who plays dwarf fortress, free of charge.

[Starver]

Actually, Toady should provide unlimited resupplies of meth to anybody who plays dwarf fortress, free of charge.

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