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[Eric Blank]

dwarven cartographers will try to develop map projections that fit dwarf peelings. Not for accuracy, but for a challenge.

[Uthimienure]

Someone forgot to mention RoUS's

[A_Curious_Cat]

After re-reading this entire thread, I’ve come to the conclusion that what DF needs is the opposite of pants.

[Eric Blank]

Toady needs to sell more shirts

[Starver]

After re-reading this entire thread, I’ve come to the conclusion that what DF needs is the opposite of pants.

Being made of a material that is a compound of sulphur, tritium, sodium and phosphorous...

[muldrake]

Add strip clubs into the game lol.

At least it would provide an explanation for performance troupes never wearing clothes.

Add strip clubs where the fetish is the troupe actually puts on clothes.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Add clubs for people who like to strip paint off of things.

[King Zultan]

Add clubs for people who like to eat paint chips created by the paint stripper club.

[Starver]

Add Clubs - impact weapons that don't damage and dislodge body parts from their target, but cause to grow new random extremities, in proportion to the power of the strike, to the confusion of all.

[Eric Blank]

Add lead paint chip eating clubs

[callisto8413]

Wars over which is better....waffles or pancakes. 

Or is that too Red Dwarf?

[A_Curious_Cat]

Wars over which is better....waffles or pancakes. 

Or is that too Red Dwarf?

Hey!  Mechanics are useful!

[brewer bob]

Add pizza into the game and some dwarves like to put pineapple on pizza. Some dwarves absolutely detest pineapple on pizza and will fight the ones who like pineapple and cause a loyalty cascade.

[King Zultan]

If a dwarf sees a dwarf put pineapple on pizza and doesn't like that they will immediately try to kill the other dwarf.

[Uthimienure]

The pineapple should come alive and try to kill any dwarf that doesn't like it on their pizza.