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Egan_BW

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6060 on: June 20, 2024, 09:11:51 am »

Add wizards who can summon an unlimited number of shotguns and leave them lying a-round.
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« Reply #6061 on: June 20, 2024, 02:28:07 pm »

Add recreational drugs, and make it so vampires who consume the blood of dwarves on drugs become wizards.
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« Reply #6062 on: June 20, 2024, 09:02:29 pm »

The pineapple should come alive and try to kill any dwarf that doesn't like it on their pizza.

The pineapple has a murderous sponge man hidden inside of it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6063 on: June 22, 2024, 01:45:25 am »

Pineapples can now only be found and grown underwater in ocean biomes.
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« Reply #6064 on: June 22, 2024, 06:20:33 pm »

When implementing large bells, remember to implement sounds for bells made out of all possible materials:  Metal, wood, glass, ceramic, stone, brown filth, etc.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6065 on: June 23, 2024, 01:19:22 am »

Ah, the sound of the bell made from 'unknown substance'!

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6066 on: June 24, 2024, 08:22:33 pm »

Only hunchback dwarfs are capable of ringing the large bells.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6067 on: June 24, 2024, 11:02:05 pm »

This is because dwarves now recieve permanent life-altering work related injuries. Hauling gold minecarts around isn't good for the spine
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6068 on: June 25, 2024, 02:03:04 am »

In order to save coding time, all dwarves spawn in and are born horribly crippled.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6069 on: June 25, 2024, 02:14:04 am »

All dwarves have dwarfism.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6070 on: June 25, 2024, 02:15:09 am »

Every creature should have dwarfism and be the same size.

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« Reply #6071 on: June 25, 2024, 06:53:37 am »

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As the projector's light illuminates the screen, the crowd collectively holds its breath. For a moment, nothing happens. And then, a blur of colors and shapes fills the screen, twisting and turning in a dizzying display of digital artistry. The Chosen One has arrived.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6072 on: June 25, 2024, 09:36:18 am »

That is truly a terrible suggestion

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6073 on: June 25, 2024, 10:42:05 am »

Is it Armok?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6074 on: June 26, 2024, 02:51:32 am »

That is a high quality suggestion, I say we implement it even if I would no longer be able to post here.
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