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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 489202 times)

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5775 on: February 21, 2024, 10:07:48 am »

Add a "hard-core" gamemode, wherein if your adventurer or one of your dwarves in fort mode dies the world is automatically deleted and the game force closes.

Not just the game world. The real world as well.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5776 on: February 21, 2024, 12:41:29 pm »

In order to play a fort you have to follow your starting seven dwarves journey from their home civ to the fort site, this mini game will be called Urist's trail and during this mini game dysentery is one of the main threats to your dwarves besides starvation and attacks of various kinds.

This belongs in the GOOD suggestions thread  ;)
Wasn't Toady talking about this idea a while back?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5777 on: February 21, 2024, 02:12:20 pm »

I don't think he specifically mentioned dysentery but yeah the rest of it sounds familiar.

I personally wouldn't have a problem with a pre-fort "Journey" mode being implemented, it could be fun, though maybe players should have the option to skip it.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2024, 07:12:09 pm by PlumpHelmetMan »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5778 on: February 22, 2024, 02:37:20 am »

Dang I forgot that Toady talked about adding that, but does sound like a cool feature.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5779 on: February 22, 2024, 02:48:24 am »

Before you can embark you have to play the lives of the 7 starting dwarves from birth until the time that they embark.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5780 on: February 22, 2024, 10:47:29 am »

Is Snow White involved?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5781 on: February 22, 2024, 11:17:47 am »

Is Snow White involved?

If humans are close enough, Snow White will arrive with an entourage of woodland animals and give the dwarves silly names..

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5782 on: February 22, 2024, 04:20:19 pm »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5783 on: February 22, 2024, 10:21:43 pm »

The names of all dwarves will be those seven names, and they will not be editable.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5784 on: February 22, 2024, 11:22:31 pm »

They will, however, be edible.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5785 on: February 23, 2024, 01:59:31 am »

Cannibalistic dwarves are now a thing and they kill and eat any dwarf nearby when they get hungry even other cannibalistic dwarves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5786 on: March 05, 2024, 08:34:11 pm »

In the adventure mode graphics update, punching creatures in the stomach repeatedly gradually  improves their sprites until they look absolutely SICK
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5787 on: March 06, 2024, 01:59:31 am »

Add CGI cutscenes (with voice acting, not skippable) into the game, which happen when there's an announcement.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5788 on: March 06, 2024, 02:34:51 am »

In honor of the forum going down for almost two weeks, we should have it randomly crash for a random amount of days a random number of times every year.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5789 on: March 06, 2024, 03:48:14 am »

Dwarves can randomly crash for multiple ingame years for no apparent reason. Where they just stand there, frozen in place mid-step or repeating the same action over and over again on a loop for multiple years. And they always do it at the worst time. Hope you have a use for all of those 1 million plus bars of soap.
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