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[SixOfSpades]

Forts should attract a new type of visitor, similar to vampires only instead of sucking blood, they recruit other dwarves into their Multi-Level Marketing scheme. If your Broker or any noble capable of issuing mandates becomes infected, it could have serious effects on the economy of your fort.

[Eric Blank]

Artifact theft is already a multi-level theft scheme. A multi-level marketing scheme should involve selling you artifacts. But you never get to use them for any purpose. They technically belong to whichever dwarf is at the bottom of the pyramid, and he won't drop them for any reason.

[Wolfkey]

Artifact theft is already a multi-level theft scheme. A multi-level marketing scheme should involve selling you artifacts. But you never get to use them for any purpose. They technically belong to whichever dwarf is at the bottom of the pyramid, and he won't drop them for any reason.

To prevent the player from killing the dwarf to get the artifact, the dwarf becomes completely invincible.

[King Zultan]

Add spam messengers that bring with them messages that are mostly scams, like the one about the Nigerian prince that needs most of your fort's wealth to do something and if you give it to him he will return with double the amount in a years time, this one is one of the most obvious as a scam as there isn't a Nigeria in Dwarf Fortress.

[Eric Blank]

Just for flavor, add a few such messages that turn out to be honest, and repay you in full with interest.

Then one of their accomplices tries to steal an artifact to sell off to complete someone elses' "investment" opportunity.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Toady One should change the artwork used to create the UI so that it looks like it is made out of feces.

[TurboDwarf]

Tavern keepers aren't allowed bathroom breaks so they piss in mugs. Dwarves literally can't tell the difference.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Add spam messengers that bring with them messages that are mostly scams, like the one about the Nigerian prince that needs most of your fort's wealth to do something and if you give it to him he will return with double the amount in a years time, this one is one of the most obvious as a scam as there isn't a Nigeria in Dwarf Fortress.

This also becomes the default modus operandi of [SKULKING] civs in DF.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Humans (and only humans) should get a buff to their endurance when jogging (and only when jogging).  All other creatures (including other intelligent races) should receive a debuff to their endurance, no matter what they are doing.

[Eric Blank]

Toady should add an AI chat engine to the game, not to simulate interactions between the player and npc characters in adventure mode but to just generate bullshit, especially in world history. Lies, everywhere.

[TurboDwarf]

All the simulation in the game should be replaced with a schizophrenic AI with dementia. Who was the person you were talking to 10 minutes ago? Who cares. Sitting in the tree, you suddenly notice a castle on a nearby branch.

[King Zultan]

Replace the world generation that we have now with one that's powered by LSD and shrooms, so we can have a world made of bees and filled with talking mugs.

[Eric Blank]

The mugs tried to warn them, but the dwarves, being dwarves, tried to dig. It was inevitable.

[Heretical_Cactus]

All post should be in Dwarven language

Post not in said language would be deleted

[PlumpHelmetMan]

All post should be in Dwarven language

Post not in said language would be deleted

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