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[Egan_BW]

Roasts made from inedible components cannot be eaten, and roasts made from components which don't decay do not rot. Dwarves regardless love to turn all available stone and wood into roasts which just lie around.

[Starver]

Roasts made from inedible components cannot be eaten, and roasts made from components which don't decay do not rot. Dwarves regardless love to turn all available stone and wood into roasts which just lie around.

Naturally!

[brewer bob]

Roasts made from inedible components cannot be eaten, and roasts made from components which don't decay do not rot. Dwarves regardless love to turn all available stone and wood into roasts which just lie around.

Dwarves who prefer certain stones or gems refuse to eat anything except roasts made of those minerals.

Since mineral roasts are inedible, said dwarves will starve to death.

[King Zultan]

Some dwarves will attempt to eat the inedible roasts, this usually leads to them breaking all their teeth and on rare occasions they can choke to death on it.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves have gizzard stones.

[Bumber]

A dwarven funeral ritual involves cooking the deceased's gizzard stones into roasts.

[muldrake]

There should be a secret that gives people the power over sand art, and the quality of their sand art is determined by a sand art skill.

Sand art can be destroyed by even the slightest wind, causing extensive trauma to dwarves whose masterworks are destroyed by a sneeze.

Also dwarves can make roasts by mincing abstract concepts like jealousy or fear.  These roasts are inedible but create an emotion in the minds of any dwarves seeing them.

[Magmacube_tr]

big tity elfs

[brewer bob]

big tity elfs

This is part of an update where new body parts are added for the sake of realism. Unfortunately due to some typos, certain body parts of elves (both male and female) have their relsizes 100x larger than is intended.

[Eric Blank]

Elves just dont get no respect

[King Zultan]

big tity elfs

Why stop at elves when we could have BIG TITTY EVERYTHING, big titty rocks, big titty swords, big titty horses, big titty trees, the list just goes on and on!

[delphonso]

This is a fonely crafted big-tittied steel battleaxe. On the battleaxe is an image of a dwarf with big titties in big-tittied granite. The dwarf is smiling. The titties are smiling.

[muldrake]

Elves just dont get no respect

This is the bad idea thread though.

[Egan_BW]

Remove procgen and replace it with scripting. Everything which happens in history is scripted ahead of time, it's the same for everyone and there's no way to change the course of history during gameplay.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Remove procgen and replace it with scripting. Everything which happens in history is scripted ahead of time, it's the same for everyone and there's no way to change the course of history during gameplay.

This applies to real life, as well.