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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 542643 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4425 on: May 09, 2022, 08:51:10 pm »
...Electric Bogeymen
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4426 on: May 10, 2022, 02:38:41 am »
Dream of electric sheep
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4427 on: May 10, 2022, 02:56:21 am »
Make all sheep electric.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4428 on: May 10, 2022, 05:45:57 am »
Make all sheep coal powered.

Do dwarves dream with coal powered sheeps?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4429 on: May 10, 2022, 10:38:02 am »
Give Gem Setters the ability to decorate other dwarves with precious stones.
Vabok Asenduduk, Gem Setter cancels Vajazzle: Needs cut pinfire opals.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4430 on: May 13, 2022, 12:46:50 am »
Rename the decorating job to bedazzling.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4431 on: May 16, 2022, 08:02:34 pm »
Randomize the effects of each menu option every time a menu is displayed.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4432 on: May 17, 2022, 02:38:10 am »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on May 16, 2022, 08:02:34 pm
Randomize the effects of each menu option every time a menu is displayed.

Also add menu options that allow you to alter your files. Including core operating system files.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4433 on: May 17, 2022, 02:40:32 am »
Quote from: Mr Crabman on May 17, 2022, 02:38:10 am
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on May 16, 2022, 08:02:34 pm
Randomize the effects of each menu option every time a menu is displayed.

Also add menu options that allow you to alter your files. Including core operating system files.
Also add menu options that alter your core operating system files without your knowledge or consent.

Open up Dwarf Fortress, and your hard drive crashes.  Just as Armok intended.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2022, 02:42:20 am by EuchreJack »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4434 on: May 17, 2022, 03:57:47 am »
There should be only one way to save your hard drive and it should be to win Dwarf Fortress.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4435 on: May 17, 2022, 10:44:36 am »
Add eye-tracking and let the game create graphical errors just at the edge of the players vision that completely vanish when the player looks at it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4436 on: May 18, 2022, 09:58:32 am »
Forts at risk of failure due to starvation and/or thirst can be saved by the player inserting real food and/or beverages directly into their computer's CPU fan.

This mechanic of exchanging real-world alcohol for in-game booze is known as microbrewtransactions.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4437 on: May 18, 2022, 10:46:50 am »
Forts at risk of failure due to population die-off can be saved by inserting real people and/or children directly into the computer's CPU fan.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4438 on: May 18, 2022, 11:13:56 am »
Forts at risk of failure due to forgotten beast syndrome can propagate the deadly dust via the computer's CPU fan.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4439 on: May 18, 2022, 11:20:08 am »
CPUs at risk of overheating can be water-cooled by a system powered by in-game dwarven Pump Operators.

(If you construct and operate it sufficiently well. Otherwise burnout still happens or even flooding might happen.)
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