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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 542645 times)

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4410 on: May 02, 2022, 12:15:43 am »

Define "anything like" merfolk. Does that include humans...since they contribute a merfolk's upper half?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4411 on: May 02, 2022, 03:44:29 am »

Yes, no humans are allowed upper bodies, and no fish are allowed tails. I see no problem with that, and thus I'm in the wrong thread!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4412 on: May 03, 2022, 11:24:38 pm »

If a catsplosion in your fort becomes serious enough...the cats will branch off into a new civ and declare war on you.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4413 on: May 04, 2022, 01:46:47 pm »

Dogs will never do this, because they love you too much.

Cat colonies will develop at the map edges and start wars with one another
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4414 on: May 04, 2022, 11:35:14 pm »

Pigmen may civilise and elect a Pig King, who will throw gold at visitors who bring meat or crafts.

The civilization's equivalent to the noble position of the Champion would be the Pigchamp.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4415 on: May 05, 2022, 02:30:44 am »

If a catsplosion in your fort becomes serious enough...the cats will branch off into a new civ and declare war on you.
Cat colonies will develop at the map edges and start wars with one another
This of course does not stop the catsplosion, and cat colonies growing large enough will eventually themselves split, forming another new cat civ, which of course naturally instantly declares war on its parent cat civ and this process will repeat ad nauseoum until the entire map is embroiled in a ceaseless cat fight.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4416 on: May 05, 2022, 09:41:45 am »

Totally agree with Blue
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4417 on: May 05, 2022, 10:14:15 am »

Characters who die by suicide are referred to in legends mode as "an heroes".
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4418 on: May 05, 2022, 10:50:21 am »

Adult cats become Fission cats - they split into one adult fission cat and one child fission cat upon death. Child cats are Child fission cats - they split into two child fission cats. Adults have a 1/3 chance to split into 3 child fission cats.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4419 on: May 05, 2022, 12:42:09 pm »

All aquatic creatures have an innate positive electric charge. This has repurcussions with the attempt to store any of these cation fish in quantity, at the very least.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4420 on: May 05, 2022, 02:14:23 pm »

Putting a cat into a sealed room with a miasma will cause you to receive endless alternating announcements that the cat is both alive and dead until one of your dwarves actually enters the room to check.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2022, 03:42:57 pm by PlumpHelmetMan »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4421 on: May 05, 2022, 04:29:58 pm »

There is a 1/3 chance the cat will emerge as a vampire.

Plump helmets should produce toxic spores and kill all other crops and non-dwarf creatures exposed to them. Purple or perish
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4422 on: May 08, 2022, 05:31:16 am »

Massacre the game in Google Translator.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4423 on: May 08, 2022, 06:34:28 am »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4424 on: May 09, 2022, 07:37:28 pm »

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