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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 542919 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4050 on: January 08, 2022, 03:24:07 pm »

For gender equality reasons female characters should also suffer gelding strikes.

That's because they seem to deal extra pain.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4051 on: January 08, 2022, 04:07:35 pm »

Selling DF to EA.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4052 on: January 08, 2022, 04:16:39 pm »

Selling DF to EA.

I mean, Today sold out to KitFox, which is arguably worse.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4053 on: January 08, 2022, 04:19:13 pm »

It was inevitable.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4054 on: January 09, 2022, 04:12:17 am »

What about selling it to Ubisoft?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4055 on: January 09, 2022, 05:01:21 am »

In addition to selling out to a major, non-indie company, all future content (including that of currently-planned development arcs) will only be released through expensive DLC packs.

Considering how long you've been waiting, we at [insert_massive_faceless_corporation_here] have no doubt as to your willingness to fork over a measly $20.00 for the Myth & Magic DLC.
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« Reply #4056 on: January 09, 2022, 05:27:40 am »

In addition to selling out to a major, non-indie company, all future content (including that of currently-planned development arcs) will only be released through expensive DLC packs.

Considering how long you've been waiting, we at [insert_massive_faceless_corporation_here] have no doubt as to your willingness to fork over a measly $20.00 for the Myth & Magic DLC.

At least then the myth and magic update might come to fruition, instead of being stalled for the sake of this "Steam DF" shit. Fuck, even part 2 of villians got put on hold for this waste of effort.
Besides, i consider most "indies" to be far worse to sell your life's work to than a "faceless corporation". At least the latter has shareholders to please, and pleasing the shareholders needs customers. So corps are a known quantity. Their behaviour and products can be predicted. They want their stuff to have mass-appeal, while being just fresh enough to be novel.
Indies only have their own egoes to please, while pissing their ill-formed political opinions into the cesspool of social media, for all the world to see.

For the sake of the thread, here's a terrible suggestion:
Break off the "partnership" with KitFox and get Chucklefish to publish DF instead.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4057 on: January 09, 2022, 07:58:33 am »

What about selling it to Ubisoft?
...Microsoft?
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« Reply #4058 on: January 09, 2022, 08:29:55 am »

I mean TBH I admittedly know jackshit about corporations and how they relate to indie developers (also not like my own Steam account is loaded with a crazy amount of DLC purchases for every other game or anything :P).
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4059 on: January 09, 2022, 09:47:23 am »

Add indies to the game.  It doesn't matter what that is, so long as it causes even more confusion than the term "indie" does already.

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« Reply #4060 on: January 09, 2022, 12:51:07 pm »

NFT
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4061 on: January 09, 2022, 02:32:08 pm »

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Oh I know!

Civs realize at random that artifacts do not wear from burning due to a bug and some dwarves may decide to intentionally have their artifacts set on fire.

Clowns better acknowledged in this kind of stuff can intentionally get for themselves artifacts stolen from dwarven civ and use it as weapons set on fire.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4062 on: January 09, 2022, 03:06:55 pm »

Civs will use burning artifacts to fuel those torches in dungeons that are still lit even though nobody has been inside for millenia.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4063 on: January 09, 2022, 10:47:41 pm »

That's easy, dungeon critters just memory hack on their own and flag their torches and everything important to them as artifacts.

Megabeasts sometimes also delete the player or other adventurers that bother them.
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« Reply #4064 on: January 10, 2022, 01:53:16 am »

Give every creature in game should have the ability to hack the game, while removing this ability from the player.
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