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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 541406 times)

Starver

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2535 on: November 09, 2020, 09:20:57 pm »
The sunlight? The moonlight? Good times? No, it's the boogie!
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King Zultan

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« Reply #2536 on: November 10, 2020, 04:07:54 am »
Disco fever should be an affect FBs syndromes can sometimes have.
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Fikilili

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2537 on: November 10, 2020, 04:57:07 am »
Some dwarves will possess the [DISCO] sphere, and will fight in a groovy fashion, but also act in an extremely... Err... Particular way.
Like;
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2538 on: November 10, 2020, 05:08:11 pm »
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« Last Edit: November 10, 2020, 05:10:15 pm by anewaname »
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There is something to be said about, if the stakes are as high, maybe reconsider your certitudes. One has to be aggressively allistic to feel entitled to be able to trust. But it won't happen to me, my bit doesn't count etc etc... Just saying, after my recent experiences I couldn't trust the public if I wanted to. People got their risk assessment neurons rotten and replaced with game theory. Folks walk around like fat turkeys taunting the world to slaughter them.

Sky-Streamer

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2539 on: November 10, 2020, 10:57:38 pm »
he's the final boss
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2540 on: November 10, 2020, 11:44:55 pm »
Dwarves can be juiced.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2541 on: November 11, 2020, 04:22:22 am »
Consuming dwarf juice causes fatal alcohol intoxication in any job dwarf creature smaller than a horse.

Dwarf juice also tastes like blood. Demons especially love dwarf juice.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2542 on: November 11, 2020, 04:36:24 am »
Dwarf juice is created when you smash dwarves with a drawbridge and all dwarves immediately rush forward to drink the juice, and the juice can't be forbidden.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2543 on: November 11, 2020, 06:18:01 am »
Dwarves will be able to sell propane and propane accessories.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2544 on: November 11, 2020, 03:03:29 pm »
Quote from: Fikilili on November 11, 2020, 06:18:01 am
Dwarves will be able to sell propane and propane accessories.
Propane is made of dwarf juice.
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Sky-Streamer

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2545 on: November 11, 2020, 07:42:35 pm »
The ice caps expand over the course of a world's first decade. By Year 9 all life is mere fossils trapped within the maw of the frost that had enveloped the planet.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2546 on: November 12, 2020, 01:29:14 am »
Quote from: Sky-Streamer on November 11, 2020, 07:42:35 pm
The ice caps expand over the course of a world's first decade. By Year 9 all life is mere fossils trapped within the maw of the frost that had enveloped the planet.
Oooh, snowball-worlds!

Actually, I like that.  We could also have Carboniferous worlds where high atmospheric oxygen levels cause insects to become huge and enable the spread of continent-sized wildfires.
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Quote from: King Zultan on November 18, 2018, 04:24:36 am
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2547 on: November 12, 2020, 03:21:58 am »
Quote from: BigUglyWorm on November 12, 2020, 01:29:14 am
Quote from: Sky-Streamer on November 11, 2020, 07:42:35 pm
The ice caps expand over the course of a world's first decade. By Year 9 all life is mere fossils trapped within the maw of the frost that had enveloped the planet.
Oooh, snowball-worlds!

Actually, I like that.  We could also have Carboniferous worlds where high atmospheric oxygen levels cause insects to become huge and enable the spread of continent-sized wildfires.
Giant giant mosquito
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« Reply #2548 on: November 12, 2020, 03:25:07 am »
Add a giant version of every giant animal.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #2549 on: November 12, 2020, 03:44:37 am »
Forget giant versions of everything we need Godzilla sized versions of everything.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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