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[Nordlicht]

Yes please. An the porcelain land from wizard of oz.

[King Zultan]

All candy in dwarf fortress is made of porcelain.

[Fikilili]

Pregnant dwarves will stop working, probably stay in bed all day, and ask for unavailable fruits constantly.

[IonMatrix]

If they don't receive the fruits, they will implode and a botchling will spawn.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Goblins should have ICBMs with ground-penetrating nukes.

[King Zultan]

Lets make this fair and give every one but elves access to nuclear bombs, then after the inevitable nuclear armageddon we can play fallout fortress and get invaded by the randomly generated nuclear mutants.

[IndigoFenix]

Add microbes to the game, and give any microbes that can be cultured artificially the PET or PET_EXOTIC tag.

Since elves have access to all possible pets, elves can now weaponize microbes for biological warfare.

[Fikilili]

Wandering merchants may come to your fort and give your dwarves some weird products. Such as magical masks, magic lamps, lamp oil, ropes, bombs, "hearts", wool, weapons, wood, ammunition and some strange looking "pills". The merchants would always appear in convenient places. They would be seen walking in the desert, near evil biomes infested with zombies, in some long forgotten caves, or inside immobile caravans.

[Naturegirl1999]

Some pet microbes would help their owner, possibly by producing spires that eliminate the feeling of tiredness

[MC]

Wandering merchants may come to your fort and give your dwarves some weird products. Such as magical masks, magic lamps, lamp oil, ropes, bombs, "hearts", wool, weapons, wood, ammunition and some strange looking "pills". The merchants would always appear in convenient places. They would be seen walking in the desert, near evil biomes infested with zombies, in some long forgotten caves, or inside immobile caravans.

Merchants now only accept rubies in trade

[Bumber]

After the king migrates to your fortress, he will constantly refer to other dwarves as his "boi" and wonder what's for dinner.

[ChaosPotato]

Dwarf Fortress is now set in the world of old YouTube poops.

[MC]

the opening movie is replaced with dino time

[Fikilili]

Broker dwarves will empty the banks, fill your fortress with banks, and make a bank-running operations with his banks.

[BigUglyWorm]

Broker dwarves will empty the banks, fill your fortress with banks, and make a bank-running operations with his banks.

"...but Urist, weren't some of those banks?"