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[muldrake]

Elven caravans sometimes bring a kind of pipe weed with a pungent aroma which causes dwarves to become unproductive and say "wow" and "groovy" a lot.  This substance is illegal to possess.

[delphonso]

Wrestlers guild are now more likely to be used for entertainment. Wreslters will organize "fake" matches against each other, and invite other dwarves or beings from other civilizations to participate to the DWWT; the Dwarven World Wrestling Tournament

Sometimes they hit the other wrestler from behind with a chair. If a stone throne is used, this results in an instant kill. Otherwise, the target is paralyzed for life.

Some wrestlers will take products to have more muscular mass, and in some cases they might murder their families nbefore killing themselves.

Ooof. Too real.

Suplexes for days, though.

Edit: I don't know how I messed this message up so bad.

[ChaosPotato]

Elven caravans sometimes bring a kind of pipe weed with a pungent aroma which causes dwarves to become unproductive and say "wow" and "groovy" a lot.  This substance is illegal to possess.

If your dwarves smoke too much of it, they turn into elves.

[King Zultan]

Elven caravans sometimes bring a kind of pipe weed with a pungent aroma which causes dwarves to become unproductive and say "wow" and "groovy" a lot.  This substance is illegal to possess.

If your dwarves smoke too much of it, they turn into elves.

Anything that gets caught in the smoke from this also has a chance to turn into an elf.

[Eric Blank]

goblin sabateurs now plant green gunpowder in elven trade caravans' weed bags, since they're too stoned to notice.

Sometimes, your dwarves explode and burn to death when they try to light up.

[ChaosPotato]

goblin sabateurs now plant green gunpowder in elven trade caravans' weed bags, since they're too stoned to notice.

Sometimes, your dwarves explode and burn to death become goblins when they try to light up.

Fixed it for you.

[lontrus]

I want music!
I want my mayor not able to fall asleep without some lulling lute playing in the background. I want dwarfs in neighbouring quarters not able to sleep because of the racket. I want instrument playing professions, talents. I want travelling orchestras and choirs. I want poets and poems written down in books. I want battle songs increasing morale of dwarves charging the enemy. But most of all I want tavern full of dwarves impulsively break into drinking songs.

[delphonso]

I want music!
I want my mayor not able to fall asleep without some lulling lute playing in the background. I want dwarfs in neighbouring quarters not able to sleep because of the racket. I want instrument playing professions, talents. I want travelling orchestras and choirs. I want poets and poems written down in books. I want battle songs increasing morale of dwarves charging the enemy. But most of all I want tavern full of dwarves impulsively break into drinking songs.

Hmm...
Dwarves experience the nightmare that is working in a grocery store as there is a cap on the number of songs allowed to exist in any world - 8. The same 8 songs play over and over again, dwarves start off liking them, slowly dislike and then hate them, and slowly start to like them again as madness sets in around the fortress.

[Bumber]

Hmm...
Dwarves experience the nightmare that is working in a grocery store as there is a cap on the number of songs allowed to exist in any world - 8. The same 8 songs play over and over again, dwarves start off liking them, slowly dislike and then hate them, and slowly start to like them again as madness sets in around the fortress.

One of these songs is reserved for the winter season, in which it is the only song that is played.

[stoneneedle]

(Inspired by the Greek myth of Ouranos, Kronos, and the birth of Aphrodite)

Add genitalia to the vanilla game, which can be severed like any other body part. When the genitals of a god, goddess, demon, or any powerful supernatural being occurs (most likely a rarity, but it could be part of the game creation myth as a percent chance) the genitals spawn another similarly powerful being, which also has a chance to fall on a sharp rock, sever its genitals, and start the process all over again.

Start a severed genitals pantheon--the Gelded Gods? The Dickless Deities? N'sync?

[delphonso]

Fun fact - male characters, if hit in the lower body and unarmored, can be hit with a "gelding strike" - causing them to be infertile from then on.

[ChaosPotato]

Fun fact - male characters, if hit in the lower body and unarmored, can be hit with a "gelding strike" - causing them to be infertile from then on.

OOOOWWWW! MY PAINIS!

[BigUglyWorm]

According to ToadyOne, goblins are meant to die violent deaths, and thus are immune to the effects of aging and disease.  To up the ante on gruesomeness, goblins are now also immune to atom smashing, freezing, and obsidianizing, and lethal wounds will only keep them down for a month or so.  The only way to put them down permanently is to eat them, which 1) your dwarves will now do, but 2) only if they've been butchered and cooked, which 3) can be tricky, because 4) your cooks will prioritize any other ingredient over goblin parts.  Better hope you can work through that hundred-deep stack of beef tallow before the next invasion.

[King Zultan]

If genitals get added all creatures will always focus their attacks on them.

[Eric Blank]

This makes the dwarven wrestling league 10x more entertaining