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[delphonso]

Lawful good, following that law of attraction.

Breast feeding guilds:
Dwarves go through the difficulty of breastfeeding, but a guild of mothers can be formed to help provide milk, advice, or emotional support. Any children born without this support network might die, and mothers rack up negative thoughts. Unfortunately, since you need more mothers to found the guild, and not having the guild gives mothers bad thoughts, the guild is almost always populated by violent tantruming dwarves.

[Fikilili]

Lawful good, following that law of attraction.

Breast feeding guilds:
Dwarves go through the difficulty of breastfeeding, but a guild of mothers can be formed to help provide milk, advice, or emotional support. Any children born without this support network might die, and mothers rack up negative thoughts. Unfortunately, since you need more mothers to found the guild, and not having the guild gives mothers bad thoughts, the guild is almost always populated by violent tantruming dwarves.

In other words, while male dwarves will possess a [BEARD], female dwarves will have [BREASTS], and the game will woefully describe it.

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This feature is like, exactly in between the thin limit of it being a good or bad idea.

[Nordlicht]

I don't think turning Dwarf Fortress in some kind of furry half porn simulator with lots of gore for people with Emetophilia, Hematolagnia and Pogonophilia in public perception is on the brink of a good idea

[delphonso]

You're right - it's clearly over the line. This is the terrible suggestions thread. Not the great suggestions thread.

[Fikilili]

You're right - it's clearly over the line. This is the terrible suggestions thread. Not the great suggestions thread.

Which why I say "the thin line", because while I'm not against more body realism/and overhaul of pregnancy, I fear that this could be taken to a certain extreme that *some specific minorities of people might not enjoy*. Not that I wouldn't complain about a randomly generated dwarf waifu, but clearly, this isn't everyone's thing.

[Bumber]

Dwarves go through the difficulty of breastfeeding, but a guild of mothers can be formed to help provide milk, advice, or emotional support. Any children born without this support network might die, and mothers rack up negative thoughts. Unfortunately, since you need more mothers to found the guild, and not having the guild gives mothers bad thoughts, the guild is almost always populated by violent tantruming dwarves.

Ogresses can also join the guild.

[Egan_BW]

Don't you start.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Dwarves can eat sand.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves can eat sand.

I foresee a problem there, unless Toady One changes the game so as that sand tiles no longer create infinite amounts of sand.

[ChaosPotato]

Dwarves can eat sand.

I foresee a problem there, unless Toady One changes the game so as that sand tiles no longer create infinite amounts of sand.

Sand tiles now constantly create more sand tiles.

[Eric Blank]

Don't you start.

...cow people...

[muldrake]

Dwarves can eat sand.

I foresee a problem there, unless Toady One changes the game so as that sand tiles no longer create infinite amounts of sand.

"51 fat dwarves cured."

[delphonso]

Dwarves can eat sand.

I foresee a problem there, unless Toady One changes the game so as that sand tiles no longer create infinite amounts of sand.

Sand tiles now constantly create more sand tiles.

SOMEONE GET THOSE DWARVES TO EAT THAT SAND

[muldrake]

Dwarves can eat sand.

I foresee a problem there, unless Toady One changes the game so as that sand tiles no longer create infinite amounts of sand.

Sand tiles now constantly create more sand tiles.

It's too bad sand is so useless.  Yes, you can make green glass out of it.  Who wants green glass?  To make any glass worth anything you need pearlash and that stuff is precious.  My personal practice these days is noble chambers get submerged in magma, surrounded by crystal glass.  Another good thing about that is it's pretty easy to flip a switch and get rid of the nobles if they start making annoying demands.

Sorry I forgot this was actually the terrible suggestions thread, not the good ideas thread.

[Starver]

Change the game entirely to serve its newer, better challenge mode: Build rockets from stock parts.
Refocus off dwarves, not noted for their love of open space, never mind the outer kind, and onto a more pliant core civilisation.
Obviously you'd need to rename it "Kobold Space Program".