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[Bumber]

Dwarves sometimes engrave memes on walls and floors. They can also decorate artifacts with memes. This upsets other dwarves.

[Fikilili]

Dwarves from different civs or fortresses may now be able to have their own accents, which could be the source of conflicts among themselves.

[Brelf91]

"Blob" forgotten beasts split into two half sized blobs, when hit by any weapon. Those half sized blobs have the same characteristic.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Healthcare has to be paid for and a doctor guild that spams petition to increase the price will always be founded the moment you have at least one doctor.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Implementation of Dark Elves (or Drows) who despise trees and sculpt their castles onto mountains. The Elves would beg the dwarves to fight them to protect all friends of nature.

You can send armed "negotiators" to drow to force them to limit their excavation of rock and hunting of Underground wildlife. If you succeed, every dwarf in your fort will be amused (strong positive thought).

[King Zultan]

Beards should be shearable and this beard hair should be plantable and should grow into dwarves.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Photons are now a vermin

[Maximum Spin]

Elf parts left lying around after a battle sprout elf trees that fruit elves. Elf trees cannot be cut down because it would be butchering a sentient.

[King Zultan]

Elf parts left lying around after a battle sprout elf trees that fruit elves. Elf trees cannot be cut down because it would be butchering a sentient.

At least the elves would be good meat shields for when invaders show up, but that would lead to more elf parts and more elf trees which would lead to more elves, and eventually the entire surface would be covered in millions of FPS killing elves.

And with that the only real solution is to pull the magma lever and cleanse the surface.

[Eric Blank]

Elves and goblins are now immune to magma. Dwarves hate this one simple trick.

Cats can no longer be butchered because they have TOO_CUTE_TO_KILL. They adopt dwarves twice as fast and losing ones cat can lead to immediate insanity.

[Azerty]

Healthcare has to be paid for and a doctor guild that spams petition to increase the price will always be founded the moment you have at least one doctor.

And some doctors might increase the prices after or even while the operation.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Posters now replace word “during” whip the word “while”.









Heil Webster!

[Starver]

(Old joke over here in Rightpondia, relying on regional dialect usage: New teacher arrives for his first day of term teaching in a new area and tells the noisy class he's just taken over tutoring, "You'll never learn anything while you shut up and listen to me!")

[Bumber]

"Blob" forgotten beasts split into two half sized blobs, when hit by any weapon. Those half sized blobs have the same characteristic.

Sufficiently small FBs behave like vermin, teleporting around your fort. They can release deadly dust and cause constant interruptions. They are [ANIMAL_TRAP_AVOID] and cannot be engaged in combat. The only way to kill them is to get extremely lucky with a drawbridge.

[Nordlicht]

If you create a job at a workshop, the manager must go there, look at it, return to his office and write a letter for a central job board where dwarves will look for work. Same for Hauling and Mining. For every single block. He also needs the current leader  to sign it.