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[Maximum Spin]

Just like the other "men" made out of substances like "magma men" and "fire men" there are also men made out of every kind of booze.  So you could have "finger millet beer men" or "gutter cruor men."  If they are killed, which is quite easy, they turn into a unit of the liquor they are made of, which immediately falls onto the floor.  If they are attacked with or exposed to fire, they catch on fire and explode.

Sorry, this is the terrible suggestions thread. You seem to be in the wrong room, because that would be great.

[Fikilili]

Add Godzilla.

[Starver]

Multiply by Mothra, then take its modulus by Rodan.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Subtract Dwarves.

[ChaosPotato]

Multiply by Mothra, then take its modulus by Rodan.

Subtract Dwarves.

Divide by 0.

[Bumber]

Dwarf Fortress now consists of an ever-expanding fort that fills up your hard drive or SSD. It can spread to other computers if connected to the internet. Upon coming into contact with another fort, there is a possibility of war being declared. This can potentially result in mutually assured destruction via magma flooding. This causes the effected hard drives to overload and catch fire. If dwarves dig too deep, they can damage your operating system. Slade represents the contents of your system32 folder (or equivalent,) and dwarves will use the stair exploit to remove things. Demons represent system processes. If the DF process is killed, it tears a hole in the fabric of space.

Just like the other "men" made out of substances like "magma men" and "fire men" there are also men made out of every kind of booze.  So you could have "finger millet beer men" or "gutter cruor men."  If they are killed, which is quite easy, they turn into a unit of the liquor they are made of, which immediately falls onto the floor.  If they are attacked with or exposed to fire, they catch on fire and explode.

Dwarves go berserk upon seeing booze wasted on the floor.

[King Zultan]

Add a playable Booze man civilization, but you have to deal with dwarves that act like vampires and drink your citizens.

[BigUglyWorm]

Add a playable Booze man civilization, but you have to deal with dwarves that act like vampires and drink your citizens.

This is a Silver Chalice.  On the chalice is an image of a Booze Man and a Dwarf.  The image depicts the death of King Cherry Wine at the hands of Urist McGuzzles the dwarven baby in 846.  Urist is punching Cherry Wine.  Cherry Wine is screaming.  Urist is drinking Cherry Wine.  Urist is laughing.

[IndigoFenix]

Instead of just raining random animal blood, evil regions sometimes have rainfalls of whole live animals.

[Azerty]

Instead of just raining random animal blood, evil regions sometimes have rainfalls of whole live animals.

It actually sound like a good idea, especially if whales and elephants are falling.

I would suggest forgotten beasts and demons raining on sites.

[Superdorf]

Instead of just raining random animal blood, evil regions sometimes have rainfalls of whole undead animals.

[nezclaw]

Instead of just raining random animal blood, evil regions sometimes have rainfalls of whole live animals.

It actually sound like a good idea, especially if whales and elephants are falling.

I would suggest forgotten beasts and demons raining on sites.

if it rains whales you also have to contend with it raining bowls of petunias.

[Egan_BW]

oh no

not again

[King Zultan]

Instead of raining blood in evil regions sometimes have rainfall of bodily fluids and other things that come from the body.

If you think dwarves get upset by water falling on them imagine how sad they'll become when it starts raining shit.

[delphonso]

I think that can happen in terrifying biomes, right?