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[Bumber]

Everybody is dummy thicc and the claps from their ass cheeks make it impossible to sneak.

[nezclaw]

Dwarves now require light to do anything underground. Also miasma is now flammable.

[ChaosPotato]

Dwarves now require light to do anything underground at all. Also miasma is now flaming.

Fixed it for you.

[muldrake]

Beans now cause dwarves that eat them to emit miasma intermittently, which then catches fire.

[ChaosPotato]

Beans now cause dwarves that eat them to emit miasma and magma intermittently constantly, which then catches fire.

Fixed it for you.

[Bumber]

All dwarves are now [BEAN_DEPENDENT]

[King Zultan]

Beans can only be imported as dwarves can not grow them, also the only group that sells them are elves, so good luck if your at war with them.

[Starver]

You must barter your last cow for the beans. Dumping the beans significantly changes gameplay risks and rewards. (Cats now demand boots, pigs houses, wolves clothes, children become thrice-elected mayors, apples poison human petitioned visitors and bolts of cloth now levitate.)

[Fikilili]

Umbrellas.
Now Dwarves can't get wet in the rain.

[Superdorf]

Parasols.
No more sunshine vomit!

[Egan_BW]

Umbrellas don't protect from the sun, parasols don't protect from the rain, dwarves can only carry one at a time and will not switch between them unless told to.
Also to balance the addition of overpowered ways to defend against the weather, rain and sunlight cause much more stress, instantly driving insane any unprotected dwarf.

[Bumber]

Also to balance the addition of overpowered ways to defend against the weather, rain and sunlight cause much more stress, instantly driving insane any unprotected dwarf.

They also cause the dwarf to melt or burn to ashes, respectively.

The Dwarf Inquisition will randomly expose dwarves to the sun or rain if they think they're a vampire or the Wicked Witch of the West. (Dwarves will randomly dress other dwarves in witch costumes as a prank, and dwarf skin is covered in green vomit by default.)

[nezclaw]

Parasols.
No more sunshine vomit!

hey wait a minute... 
.........i just started reading syrupleaf

[King Zultan]

Dwarves can be allergic to alcohol and if these dwarves drink alcohol the immediately go berserk.

[muldrake]

Just like the other "men" made out of substances like "magma men" and "fire men" there are also men made out of every kind of booze.  So you could have "finger millet beer men" or "gutter cruor men."  If they are killed, which is quite easy, they turn into a unit of the liquor they are made of, which immediately falls onto the floor.  If they are attacked with or exposed to fire, they catch on fire and explode.