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[Reelya]

Evil biomes: dwarve's earwax and toenail clippings become animated, form into earwaxmen and toenailmen.

[Sanctume]

Is that Cheetah Wagon supposed to be a sports car or something?

It sure it faster than a wagon being pulled a yak and a horse. 
But maybe horses are faster for the long haul. 

[Bumber]

Dwarves engage in dangerous street races using wagons.

Dwarves now build fruit stalls around the fortress. They are guaranteed to be knocked over during any kind of chase, causing negative thoughts to the stall owners.

Dwarves also haul panes of glass around constantly.

[Naturegirl1999]

Dwarves engage in dangerous street races using wagons.

Dwarves now build fruit stalls around the fortress. They are guaranteed to be knocked over during any kind of chase, causing negative thoughts to the stall owners.

Dwarves also haul panes of glass around constantly.

DwRves exhibit a feR of not being around glass, glass is now used in everything, including clothing and food. Dwarves can get injuries from glass shards within them

[Reelya]

Dwarves now build fruit stalls around the fortress. They are guaranteed to be knocked over during any kind of chase, causing negative thoughts to the stall owners.

"My cabbages"

[Naturegirl1999]

Dwarves engage in dangerous street races using wagons.

Dwarves now build fruit stalls around the fortress. They are guaranteed to be knocked over during any kind of chase, causing negative thoughts to the stall owners.

Dwarves also haul panes of glass around constantly.

DwRves exhibit a feR of not being around glass, glass is now used in everything, including clothing and food. Dwarves can get injuries from glass shards within them

why can’t I spell? TerrSug time: Announcements and interface will be misspelled, so you have to pay attention to know whether you are fighting a choclatecobra or chupacabra, as an example. Misspell Mania also applies to adventure mode too

[Criperum]

Master of whispers position. No announcements available now. You have to speak to him to learn all news about your own fortress.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Spymaster position.
He allows you to send spies and questers and stuff but he disguises as a random creature that's present on the embark site every time he leaves the player's view.

[delphonso]

Adventure mode characters who have weak social skills or cannot read are presented any and all information in the compressed DF way. Rather than Fairsnake the Shrieking Cavern of Umbra, the player would see Frsnk th Shrkg Cvn Ubr.

[Naturegirl1999]

Spymaster position.
He allows you to send spies and questers and stuff but he disguises as a random creature that's present on the embark site every time he leaves the player's view.

to reveal him, the player must get the cursor over him, dwarves will not be able to distinguish the spymaster unless you select him/her and select Mark For Dwarves when you Look at him/her. Selecting the option will cause the spymaster to start talking to dwarves, still in creature form

[Bumber]

Dwarves may go stark raving mad if the spymaster speaks to them while in creature form.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves may go stark raving mad if the spymaster speaks to them while in creature form.

And it isn't because of the disguise, its because he's so damn ugly.

No matter what the spy master is the ugliest dwarf and the only way to look at it with out going insane is if it has a mask on.

[Reelya]

Actually the reason the dwarf goes stark raving mad isn't because the animal spoke. At least not directly.

The dwarf is drinking a bottle of the alcoholic beverage of their choice, then they do a double-take with the talking animal. They then look at the bottle, back at the animal, and then back at the bottle, before throwing it away, vowing to be done with the stuff. It's the lack of alcohol that does them in, in the end.

[delphonso]

Interventions:

Similar to old parties, dwarves will occasionally throw an intervention for a random dwarf in the fortress. Dwarves get positive thoughts for attending, weep, and convince the target dwarf to stop drinking. This will, of course, eventually dehydrate the target to death.

[Reelya]

Hopefully you have that the wrong way around. The non-drinking dwarf gets an intervention from his drunken family and friends. Just picture it. Tee-totaller Dwarf is sitting reading a book, when in burst, loudly, his drunken friends and relatives, announcing "a fukken intervention!"

"you're a good dwarf, a good one. I love you maaan" *blaaargh* (all over the dwarf's shirt and shoes)
"You can't keep going on like this, please, just have a fukken drink" (falls over, spills drink)