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[Egan_BW]

Nah, actually after overcoming withdrawal, sober dwarves become much more focused and productive. They even start practicing meditation, which makes them immune to stress. Eventually, after the rest of the fortress is wiped out by corpse hauling induced insanity, all that will remain are enlightened, peaceful, sober dwarves.
Who obviously ignore all the insane orders that the player gives them.

[BigUglyWorm]

Oh dang, lookit that!  We've hit 100 pages!
I just wanna take a sec to thank all y'all for still visiting and submitting to this dumb thread.  When I first started this as a joke, I didn't think anyone would actually reply.  Now, I can gaze lovingly down at this steaming, roiling pile of confusing, contrived, lewd, vulgar, disgusting, hilarious suggestions and know that, for better or worse, I helped make it all happen.  Thank you, and keep those terrible suggestions rolling in!

[delphonso]

At 100 dwarves, a big ugly worm comes with the migrant wave. It doesn't do anything special, it's just there to hang out.

[IonMatrix]

At 100 dwarves, a big ugly worm comes with the migrant wave. It doesn't do anything special, it's just there to hang out. It will keep implementing bad suggestions into this fortress, then he current world, then the whole DF program, and eventually the whole computer will be corrupted with bad suggestions and then ultimately breaks down.

FTFY

[delphonso]

Much better.

[IndigoFenix]

Using the new creature spawning mechanics, blob-type creatures are given the ability to multiply during gameplay.  This includes blob-type titans and forgotten beasts.

[IonMatrix]

But what about those steel blobs?

[BigUglyWorm]

At 100 dwarves, a big ugly worm comes with the migrant wave. It doesn't do anything special, it's just there to hang out. It will keep implementing bad suggestions into this fortress, then he current world, then the whole DF program, and eventually the whole computer will be corrupted with bad suggestions and then ultimately breaks down.

FTFY

I am inevitable (unless you keep the pop cap low).
Suggestion: migrants keep rolling in regardless of pop cap.  They say they're "just visiting, heard you had a nice place, wanted to see what the fuss was about", but they never actually leave.

[Naturegirl1999]

My fortresses tend not to attract many nigrants, due to the were East problems I keep having

[Azerty]

My fortresses tend not to attract many nigrants, due to the were East problems I keep having

In addition to werecreatures, we should get wereconcepts, with sentients turning into a concept such as light, poetry or wealth every new moon.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Werevermin

[IonMatrix]

My fortresses tend not to attract many nigrants, due to the were East problems I keep having

In addition to werecreatures, we should get wereconcepts, with sentients turning into a concept such as light, poetry or wealth every new moon.

How the hell would that work?

[Naturegirl1999]

My fortresses tend not to attract many nigrants, due to the were East problems I keep having

In addition to werecreatures, we should get wereconcepts, with sentients turning into a concept such as light, poetry or wealth every new moon.

How the hell would that work?

someone who turns into a werecincept might turn into a poem book that eats those who get too close

[delphonso]

Usangvagus the Malice of Tempering had arrived. A monstrous chastity twisted into humanoid form. Now you will know why you fear the night.

[Bumber]

Usangvagus the Malice of Tempering had arrived. A monstrous chastity twisted into humanoid form. Now you will know why you fear the night.

Everyone who gets bitten turns into a chastity belt during the full moon.