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[Egan_BW]

Dwarves now grow beards on their hands.

FIFY

[Sanctume]

Dwarf beards are shear-able to make fine threads, cloths, and ropes.

[BigUglyWorm]

Dwarves now grow beards on their [CENSORED].

FIFY

FIFY

[Luckyowl]

Put Jokes conversation and Flattering in the Speech file. I want to add more jokes and more ways to flatter NPCs.

[delphonso]

Crowd-source the jokes and flattery file on 4chan.

[King Zultan]

All conversation in adventure mode is now full of puns, terrible puns.

[Pancakes]

Crowd-source the jokes and flattery file on 4chan.

Honestly? Swap 4chan with B12 and this would be a really neat thing to do. Considering that most here have played DF at least once and thus could make make relevant jokes, we'd probably be able to make a lot of jokes for adventurers with no comedic talent.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Crowd-source the jokes and flattery file on 4chan's /r9k/

I made it worse.

[Azerty]

Crowd-source the jokes and flattery file on 4chan's /r9k/

I made it worse.

Do it with /pol/.

[Criperum]

DF needs all-time internet connection to upload best (not really) puns for adventurers in real time

[UselessMcMiner]

add big tiddy kobold gf

[ChaosPotato]

add big tiddy kobold gf

you can already do that

[BigUglyWorm]

add big tiddy kobold gf

[notices artifact]
OWO "What's this?"

[Urist McUristUrist]

Every time dwarves argue, the game attempts to log into your bay12forums account via active "remember me"'s and saved passwords and post a procgen !!thread!!.

[Bumber]

Whenever one of your dwarves acts uncivil, a giant toad with a banhammer shows up to banish them from your world. There's an unskippable low-quality cinematic of the toad smacking a dwarf into space each time it happens.