Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 79 80 [81] 82 83 ... 429

Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 541177 times)

LordBaal

  • Bay Watcher
  • System Lord and Hanslanda lees evil twin.
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1200 on: December 23, 2019, 08:56:08 pm »
Add a lootboxes biome.
Logged
Quote from: Mech#4 on February 07, 2014, 07:54:45 am
I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
Quote from: Levi on November 04, 2014, 02:07:11 pm
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

Sanctume

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1201 on: December 23, 2019, 11:04:33 pm »
Every other embark is a DLC
Logged

Naturegirl1999

  • Bay Watcher
  • Thank you TamerVirus for the avatar switcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1202 on: December 23, 2019, 11:17:55 pm »
Quote from: Sanctume on December 23, 2019, 11:04:33 pm
Every other embark is a DLC
DLC stands for Dodos Love Cata
This means that every other embark, dodoes and cats will band together and act as hunting partners
Logged

King Zultan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1203 on: December 24, 2019, 03:18:29 am »
Good regions have a 100% chance to grow marijuana.
Logged
The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Sanctume

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1204 on: December 24, 2019, 04:02:42 am »
When a dwarf gets a strange mood, you must play a mini-game in flash for each item the dwarf needs.
Logged

Egan_BW

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1205 on: December 24, 2019, 01:34:20 pm »
Hell yeah, warioware artifact creation.
Logged
I would starve tomorrow if I could eat the world today.

Sanctume

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1206 on: December 24, 2019, 01:43:15 pm »
or a Wii Fit Yoga plug-in.  You must complete an animal pose to gain the corresponding bone for the artifact. 
Logged

Naturegirl1999

  • Bay Watcher
  • Thank you TamerVirus for the avatar switcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1207 on: December 24, 2019, 02:30:41 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on December 24, 2019, 01:34:20 pm
Hell yeah, warioware artifact creation.
Sounds cool
Logged

ChaosPotato

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1208 on: December 24, 2019, 09:08:20 pm »
Plump helmets can now infect dwarves and make that dwarf shit him/herself to death.
Logged
hi I hate this account and everything I've ever done with it but I don't feel like going through the process of making a new one right now

Bumber

  • Bay Watcher
  • REMOVE KOBOLD
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1209 on: December 24, 2019, 10:48:42 pm »
Plump helmets can shit themselves to death.
Logged
Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1210 on: December 25, 2019, 05:50:20 am »
Plump helmets can shit Plump helmets.
Logged
The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

BigUglyWorm

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1211 on: December 25, 2019, 09:58:04 am »
Dwarves can shit other dwarves.
Wait, that's just childbirth...
Logged
Quote from: King Zultan on November 18, 2018, 04:24:36 am
We must prepare for the Vomitpocalypse.

ChaosPotato

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1212 on: December 25, 2019, 03:56:03 pm »
Add toilets but make them useless because shitting is impossible in this game.
Logged
hi I hate this account and everything I've ever done with it but I don't feel like going through the process of making a new one right now

Bumber

  • Bay Watcher
  • REMOVE KOBOLD
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1213 on: December 25, 2019, 05:44:32 pm »
Quote from: ChaosPotato on December 25, 2019, 03:56:03 pm
Add toilets but make them useless because shitting is impossible in this game they can't hold it in long enough.
FTFY
Logged
Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Reelya

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1214 on: December 26, 2019, 02:25:49 am »
Quote from: ChaosPotato on December 25, 2019, 03:56:03 pm
Add toilets but make them useless because shitting is impossible in this game.

You can do it. make a tool called "shit". Add lays_unusual_eggs to dwarves, and they lay "shits". Make a nestbox called "toilet". Tried it already: main problem is that they don't get off the toilet afterwards unless ordered, and will shit in any nest box.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 79 80 [81] 82 83 ... 429
« previous next »