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[PlumpHelmetMan]

That actually sounds kind of interesting. Would certainly add more depth to dorf personality, despite the inevitable frustration.

Damn it, people! These suggestions aren't terrible enough. Work harder!

[BigUglyWorm]

I like how a thread for terrible suggestions can still add good suggestions

Of course. Figuring out what's bad is the first step toward figuring out what's good.

[Criperum]

The only really terrible suggestions i can image are lootboxes, pay to win and easy game modes.

[LordBaal]

For dwarfes with poor memory and/or spatial sense pathfinding works incorrectly making them lost on the map and wonderign around trying to find the place they wanted to go to. Bad thoughts are in the deal of course.

Finding Urist?

[Criperum]

For dwarfes with poor memory and/or spatial sense pathfinding works incorrectly making them lost on the map and wonderign around trying to find the place they wanted to go to. Bad thoughts are in the deal of course.

Finding Urist?

Urist The Maze Runner

[Naturegirl1999]

You no longer choose conditions for embark, and you play AS the expedition leader, when the expedition leader dies, you reincarnate into another dwarf

[Egan_BW]

Nah, you play as a random creature anywhere in the world and respawn as another completely random creature whenever you die.

[Naturegirl1999]

So now the two modes are Random mode and adventurer mode, hence the new name of the game shall be...
Random Adventure

[Criperum]

New type of creature "mind controlling spirit" or sort of. If you play as one of them you can control a fortress through controlling dwarfes and giving them commands where and what to dig etc. So no need of different game modes.

[Naturegirl1999]

This sounds cool, so does the random creature mode

[delphonso]

More bad ideas, dammit. These are too good.

Add burning as a common punishment.
Whenever a particularly heinous crime is committed (like exporting a mitten), one of the possible punishments is immolation. The guilty - or at least accussed - dwarf is lit up wherever they were standing. This fills the halls with smoke, causes bad thoughts to those who see it, and has a chance of spreading like wildfire.

[Criperum]

Burning is not cruel enough. Debearding! For something truely evil like not producing requested item the guilty dwarf is oficially renamed to gnome. Everyone around has to call him/her like that.

[delphonso]

Truly a fate worse than death.

[King Zultan]

Debearding!

It is terrifying.

[Naturegirl1999]

Every conversation in your fort can be heard in voices, whether you turn conversation text on or off