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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 542706 times)

Rowanas

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2018, 11:40:57 am »

Lovingly modeled sexual reproduction system for all animals including dwarves. With detailed descriptions that pop up unannounced.

With all the detail you'd expect.  The Donkey strikes the Donkey in the [REDACTED] with his front [REDACTED].  The Donkey collapses with a happy sigh.
The Donkey falls over.
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2018, 11:43:56 am »

Dwarves with low milking skill should have a chance of trying to milk an animal of the wrong sex.

Urist McCheeseMaker cancels make cheese: contents of bucket not really milk.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2018, 11:46:49 am »

Urine and feces! They decay into miasma!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2018, 12:32:37 pm »

New biome-type, with requisite fauna and flora: PacManLand.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2018, 10:38:14 pm »

Always online DRM.
You, friend, are evil incarnate, and I will be reporting you to the video game police.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2018, 04:19:06 am »

Remove elves and sell them as a DLC.
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« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2018, 04:38:21 am »

Remove elves and sell them as a DLC.
That'd be a DLC no one would buy.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2018, 12:01:52 am »

That’s why it’s terrible.

(Yes, it’s functionally equivalent to “remove stick”. But it’s trivial to mod them out anyway.)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2018, 05:19:42 am »

Dwarves that can jump on each other's shoulders and become a tower of beards battle unit as well as reach z levels respective to the number of dwarves currently mounted, 1 z level every 2 or 3 dwarves for a dwarf ladder.

Or maybe fight a Bronze collossus eye to eye
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2018, 10:51:45 am »

Serious permadeath, once you lose the game erases itself and writes a hidden and obscure entry on the registry that makes imposible run the game again. It would require you to format your computer to play it again.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2018, 11:55:29 am »

Ultradeath: you die in adventure mode, you die in real life.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2018, 01:08:25 pm »

The Fine Dining Update: in addition to unhappy thoughts from eating without a table and chair, dwarves gain additional unhappy thoughts unless you provide each with their own plate, bowl, saucer, salad fork, appetizer fork, entree fork, dessert fork, butter knife, steak knife, dessert knife, soup spoon, dessert spoon, and napkin, all of which must be washed--with running water!--after every single meal.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2018, 07:01:06 pm »

Dentistry inn both modes.  Enough said.   :D
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2018, 10:37:13 pm »

Serious permadeath, once you lose the game erases itself and writes a hidden and obscure entry on the registry that makes imposible run the game again. It would require you to format your computer to play it again.
Or find out the registry entry's name using DFHack, then delete it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2018, 12:52:27 am »

Removal of the pop cap.
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