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[Rowanas]

Lovingly modeled sexual reproduction system for all animals including dwarves. With detailed descriptions that pop up unannounced.

With all the detail you'd expect.  The Donkey strikes the Donkey in the [REDACTED] with his front [REDACTED].  The Donkey collapses with a happy sigh.
The Donkey falls over.

[TheBeardyMan]

Dwarves with low milking skill should have a chance of trying to milk an animal of the wrong sex.

Urist McCheeseMaker cancels make cheese: contents of bucket not really milk.

[KittyTac]

Urine and feces! They decay into miasma!

[Starver]

New biome-type, with requisite fauna and flora: PacManLand.

[BigUglyWorm]

Always online DRM.

You, friend, are evil incarnate, and I will be reporting you to the video game police.

One word: hangovers.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Remove elves and sell them as a DLC.

[King Zultan]

Remove elves and sell them as a DLC.

That'd be a DLC no one would buy.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalěs]

That’s why it’s terrible.

(Yes, it’s functionally equivalent to “remove stick”. But it’s trivial to mod them out anyway.)

[FantasticDorf]

Dwarves that can jump on each other's shoulders and become a tower of beards battle unit as well as reach z levels respective to the number of dwarves currently mounted, 1 z level every 2 or 3 dwarves for a dwarf ladder.

Or maybe fight a Bronze collossus eye to eye

[LordBaal]

Serious permadeath, once you lose the game erases itself and writes a hidden and obscure entry on the registry that makes imposible run the game again. It would require you to format your computer to play it again.

[NJW2000]

Ultradeath: you die in adventure mode, you die in real life.

[BigUglyWorm]

The Fine Dining Update: in addition to unhappy thoughts from eating without a table and chair, dwarves gain additional unhappy thoughts unless you provide each with their own plate, bowl, saucer, salad fork, appetizer fork, entree fork, dessert fork, butter knife, steak knife, dessert knife, soup spoon, dessert spoon, and napkin, all of which must be washed--with running water!--after every single meal.

[callisto8413]

Dentistry inn both modes.  Enough said.   

[KittyTac]

Serious permadeath, once you lose the game erases itself and writes a hidden and obscure entry on the registry that makes imposible run the game again. It would require you to format your computer to play it again.

Or find out the registry entry's name using DFHack, then delete it.

[overseer05-15]

Removal of the pop cap.