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[Lunardog15]

Add edible pants.

All pants are edible if you're hungry enough.

the dye adds flavor.

Fun fact, some dyes are/were made from eatables.
   

[Urist McUristUrist]

Add edible pants.

All pants are edible if you're hungry enough.

the dye adds flavor.

Fun fact, some dyes are/were made from eatables.
   

Fun fact red dye is made from beetles.

[Naturegirl1999]

Add edible pants.

All pants are edible if you're hungry enough.

the dye adds flavor.

Fun fact, some dyes are/were made from eatables.
   

Fun fact red dye is made from beetles.

And purple dye is made from snails

[!!Urist McMagmadiver!!]

Dwarves should construct strange, pyramidal structures out of a new material: "Quote Blocks", produced spontaneously when a dwarf has some tiny fact to add to an ongoing discussion. _{(This is a joke, and not meant to seriously criticize anyone, overly serious interpretation of jokes may lead to severe soreness of the buttocks. )}

[Naturegirl1999]

Dwarves should construct strange, pyramidal structures out of a new material: "Quote Blocks", produced spontaneously when a dwarf has some tiny fact to add to an ongoing discussion. _{(This is a joke, and not meant to seriously criticize anyone, overly serious interpretation of jokes may lead to severe soreness of the buttocks. )}

Don’t worry, quote pyramids are cool

[nezclaw]

Add edible pants.

All pants are edible if you're hungry enough.

the dye adds flavor.

Fun fact, some dyes are/were made from eatables.
   

Fun fact red dye is made from beetles.

And purple dye is made from snails

and walnut hulls are an outrageously potent pigment that will stain your hands for days and is both colorfast and lightfast when used to die fabric with only minimal preparation

[TheBeardyMan]

If a dwarf who has become a werewolf needs medical attention, the diagnostician should speculate that it could be lupus.

[SixOfSpades]

If a dwarf who has become a werewolf needs medical attention, the diagnostician should speculate that it could be lupus.

That's if & only if the diagnostician is also at least a Proficient Crutch-Walker.

[BigUglyWorm]

If a dwarf who has become a werewolf needs medical attention, the diagnostician should speculate that it could be lupus.

Urist McHouse: It's never Canis lupus.
[instantly mauled to death]

[xZippy]

Religion is now a massive part of the game. If a dwarf doesn't give their heart to Christ every month, they are locked up and are forced to write scriptures for the next month. Even if you don't have a prison, they still get locked up somewhere.

[Blastbeard]

Even if you don't have a prison, they still get locked up somewhere.

Locked up in a prison of self doubt and existential dread that they might not get into the right afterlife because they didn't grumble mildly enough at inclement weather.

We need holy wars. Religions should declare artifacts and sites as holy relics and sacred places. If the religious group or an allied entity doesn't control the thing, they gather an army and reeee until they take not-Jerusalem.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Medicine is about as effective as medieval medicine was. That is, doctors are only be capable of setting bones, amputating limbs and bloodletting, maybe applying valley herb to wound if you're lucky enough to have some.

[BigUglyWorm]

Medicine is about as effective as medieval medicine was. That is, doctors are only be capable of setting bones, amputating limbs and bloodletting, maybe applying valley herb to wound if you're lucky enough to have some.

Dwarven opinions of soap range from "I guess I'll use it sometimes" to "Keep your demon bars away from me!"  Additionally, anyone who comes in contact with blood has a chance of catching a horrid brain fever.  Your doctors will attempt to treat this with more bloodletting, then treat other victims with their gross, bloody hands while the fresh corpse is carted off by the same haulers who handle your food supply.

[Iduno]

Medicine is about as effective as medieval medicine was. That is, doctors are only be capable of setting bones, amputating limbs and bloodletting, maybe applying valley herb to wound if you're lucky enough to have some.

Are you making a suggestion, or explaining the current system?

[!!Urist McMagmadiver!!]

Dwarves can have "Operation" strange moods if a medical skill is their highest and a dwarf needs treatment. Rather than claiming a workshop, they claim a patient. A medical treatment strange mood will fully repair the dwarf, even of otherwise permanent damage. In addition, they will become stronger/faster/more dexterous/etc. than a normal dwarf. Fell "Operations" consist of an unharmed dwarf being claimed as the "patient" of the operation.

EG:
Urist McBonedoctor is struck by a fey mood!
Urist McBonedoctor has claimed Urst McBrokenleg.
Urist McBonedoctor claims shells, stone, cut gems, bars of metal, raw clear glass, etc.
Urist McBonedoctor has preformed "Urshangbalush" an Artifact bone-stetting procedure!