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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 540213 times)

Blastbeard

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #945 on: October 05, 2019, 08:26:29 pm »
Quote from: Urist McUristUrist on October 05, 2019, 04:43:15 pm
30 - Five other random royalty free songs start playing
Simultaneously.
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0 - The game starts spawining clowns in your tavern
If this happens the clowns are initially passive, but if they don't witness a masterful performance soon enough they go ham on your entire fort.
"Play me the greatest song in the world, or I'll swallow your soul."
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I don't know how it all works, I just throw molten science at the wall and see what ignites.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #946 on: October 05, 2019, 11:01:03 pm »
Skills work in reverse, the more a dwarf does a task the worse they get at it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #947 on: October 05, 2019, 11:16:13 pm »
In my experience in real life, this is true.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #948 on: October 06, 2019, 09:54:40 am »
Give generated "clowns" a 10% chance to be actual clowns.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #949 on: October 06, 2019, 01:22:04 pm »
yes
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Quote from: MottledPetrel on May 09, 2018, 02:48:05 pm
Quote from: Lunardog15 on May 09, 2018, 05:38:45 am
everything is fine
 everything is on fire
I see no difference between these two phrases.
only at modded hell does this make sense

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #950 on: October 06, 2019, 03:20:03 pm »
Quote from: MachoNacho on October 06, 2019, 09:54:40 am
Give generated "clowns" a 10% chance to be actual clowns.
Furthermore, mined "cotton candy" has a 10% chance to be unsuitable for crafting, and instead a delicious sweet.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #951 on: October 06, 2019, 04:47:48 pm »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #952 on: October 06, 2019, 05:13:44 pm »
Quote from: Urist McUristUrist on October 06, 2019, 04:47:48 pm
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Officer Harmbaton, get the airlock.

Dwarves need toolboxes to carry all the nonexistent tools they don't actually use to do their jobs. The fact that these toolboxes make for excellent improvised weapons is a sad but not unexpected effect of proper craftsdwarfship.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #953 on: October 06, 2019, 06:48:08 pm »
Dwarves have a 50% chance each year of turning into a goblin, and vice versa.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #954 on: October 07, 2019, 05:12:45 pm »
Quote from: !!Urist McMagmadiver!! on October 06, 2019, 06:48:08 pm
Dwarves have a 50% chance each year of turning into a goblin, and vice versa.
Some dwarves/goblins do so regularly
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Quote from: MottledPetrel on May 20, 2018, 07:43:24 pm
After the fire had burned down all of the wooden next boxes on the surface, Mottled Petrel was reluctant to replace them with more wooden nest boxes. Instead, he placed the remaining store of wooden nest boxes in the dormitory for any aspiring koopa mothers.

The nest boxes were immediately overrun by helmet snakes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #955 on: October 08, 2019, 09:52:20 am »
Werebeasts.
Forgotten Beasts.
Were-Forgotten-Beasts.
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We must prepare for the Vomitpocalypse.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #956 on: October 08, 2019, 11:37:24 am »
Add edible pants.
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« Reply #957 on: October 08, 2019, 01:02:07 pm »
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #958 on: October 08, 2019, 01:06:48 pm »
Quote from: MachoNacho on October 08, 2019, 11:37:24 am
Add edible pants.

All pants are edible if you're hungry enough.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #959 on: October 08, 2019, 01:45:40 pm »
Quote from: Iduno on October 08, 2019, 01:06:48 pm
Quote from: MachoNacho on October 08, 2019, 11:37:24 am
Add edible pants.

All pants are edible if you're hungry enough.
the dye adds flavor.
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Dawnthunder: It menaces with spikes of tetanus
Quote from: MottledPetrel on May 20, 2018, 07:43:24 pm
After the fire had burned down all of the wooden next boxes on the surface, Mottled Petrel was reluctant to replace them with more wooden nest boxes. Instead, he placed the remaining store of wooden nest boxes in the dormitory for any aspiring koopa mothers.

The nest boxes were immediately overrun by helmet snakes.
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