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[Egan_BW]

All the same, really.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

I just find the latter to be slightly more humorous somehow.

[delphonso]

I don't think this is possible, but god would I love it if you got a notification about a caravan arriving and the camera just snaps to 4 geese wandering around the corner of your map. No trade goods, just hanging out.

[nezclaw]

I don't think this is possible, but god would I love it if you got a notification about a caravan arriving and the camera just snaps to 4 geese wandering around the corner of your map. No trade goods, just hanging out.

better yet, there is a pile of trade goods but the geese chase off anyone who approaches leading to endless "Urist McHauler cancels Store Item In Stockpile: Interrupted by *HONK*" spam

[Abyssmo]

An option to self harm and give yourself wounds and scars. Alongside that you could even cut off your own limbs but it would require certain weapons. For example if you have a knife you could cut off your fingers, toes, ears, etc. Meanwhile for bigger body parts like arms and legs you would need something like a long sword or axe.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

We might occasionally get something like that with mythgen, blood magic rituals requiring self-harm would be cool.

[!!Urist McMagmadiver!!]

Hypnotic symbols in the game in order to trigger strange moods, tantrums, melancholy, etc in the player when a dwarf is suffering from one.

[Naturegirl1999]

Hypnotic symbols in the game in order to trigger strange moods, tantrums, melancholy, etc in the player when a dwarf is suffering from one.

Yes, but we would need to find a symbol that would work for every human for each mood, also probably skip fell moods, to avoid crimes

[Blastbeard]

Yes, but we would need to find a symbol that would work for every human for each mood, also probably skip fell moods, to avoid crimes

Why avoid it?

...S'cool.

We could also use a symbol that repels extradimensional immigrants/overhyped cephalopods /some real eldritch horror: my ass bad stuff and is generally conductive to not going insane, a la the Elder Sign.

[MachoNacho]

An option to self harm and give yourself wounds and scars. Alongside that you could even cut off your own limbs but it would require certain weapons. For example if you have a knife you could cut off your fingers, toes, ears, etc. Meanwhile for bigger body parts like arms and legs you would need something like a long sword or axe.

Not terrible. Would be great if you want to turn people into vampires in adventure mode.

[MachoNacho]

Add tacos which cause dwarves to temporarily start generating massive amounts of miasma and magma when eaten.

[Blastbeard]

Add tacos which cause dwarves to temporarily open a portal through which forgotten beasts pour out of when eaten.

FTFY based on personal experience.
Source: ate at chipotle once. Once.

[King Zultan]

Source: ate at chipotle once. Once.

Given all the shit that's gone wrong with their food, I don't get how their still open.

[BigUglyWorm]

Source: ate at chipotle once. Once.

Given all the shit that's gone wrong with their food, I don't get how their still open.

I see what you gone and done there.

Dwarves are lactose intolerant.  Consuming milk or cheese will cause them to generate miasma explode.  Consuming any imported food has a 25% chance of doing the same.  Additionally, dwarven digestion gets more sensitive with age, adding one additional random food every year after reaching adulthood.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Source: ate at chipotle once. Once.

Given all the shit that's gone wrong with their food, I don't get how their still open.

US food regulations theoretically allow you to sell minemeat that's 50% sawdust as mincemeat. So, well...