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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #210 on: November 17, 2018, 03:12:50 pm »

I'm going to skip posting an action this turn. I'm curious what my random action will be.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #211 on: November 17, 2018, 07:02:13 pm »

what?
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #212 on: November 18, 2018, 09:30:46 am »

PADLOCK VACUUM CLEANER CANISTER-THING SHUT
LOCATE HIGH-RANKING DEMON OR GHOST (POSSIBLY A PLAYER CHARACTER) AND SLURP 'EM UP WITH HOLY SUCTION, TRAPPING THEM LIKE SOMETHING OUTTA GHOST BUSTERS OR LUIGI'S MANSION   

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #213 on: November 18, 2018, 10:29:46 am »

He lowered down into his float again. He punched in the numbers of the warring factions, then set out to fix them, skeleton army in tow.
Kill demons and other hostile beings with a skeleton army and Clayton (the float)'s built in weaponry.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #214 on: November 19, 2018, 08:16:07 am »

The people of the town are still panicking, some are trying to flee others are hiding in their homes.
The air support arrived in the form of two rocket artillery vehicles, four mortar crews, and six infantry platoons.
A rocket artillery vehicle and a mortar crew blow themselves up, and another mortar crew blows up a platoon of soldier, so much for the military sending their best.
Several groups of soldiers die including one of the ones in a vehicle.
It's now raining water.
TricMagic and Doomblade187 have both been sent back in time.
Its November 1 12:40A.m.
Enemy post didn't give me an action on purpose, so now I have to make something up for him to do.

Use that Candy to turn back the clock to Eight o'clock!
(6) You channel the magic from the candy into a spell to turn back time, but something goes wrong and you feel yourself being flung back several  hundred thousand years, when everything finally stops moving you look around to try and figure out where you are, when suddenly you see a triceratops, then you look some more and you see that Doomblade187 also came with you for some reason. Doomblade The headless Horseman with candy horse is really confused. Looks like you all just got stranded in the past.

*Hotblooded spider noises*

Attack the weak point in the armor
He tries to attack you but misses.
(Finding the weak points = 5) You look over the armor and locate sever spots that look weak.
(Attacking them = 5) You then stab some of these spots with one of your legs several times injuring him some more.

Use my SAMHAIN'S BURNING JACK O'FIST ATTACK!!! on him!
(2) You forget how to do that attack, and try to punch him instead and miss. In return he stabs you several times in places where your armor is weak.

Cool, thanks

Begin constructing a circus.
(6) You and your demons start building a circus, but as you set up the big tent a strong gust of wind blows it away.

"Hey, you! Yes, you! Your fingers look thick yet nimble enough. Would you like to become a bass player for my group?"

Recruit a person from the gig crowd.
Teach the person to play bass guitar while flattering them constantly.

(Recruiting the person = 2) The man you try to recruit isn't having anything to do with you so he runs away.

Use that Candy to turn back the clock to Eight o'clock!
ASSIST!
(1)  Just as you were about to assist TricMagic in tuning back the clock something goes wrong and you both get sent way further back in time than ether of you wanted, after you finally stop going back, you start looking around you recognize nothing around you except the triceratops and TricMagic. Looks like you both just got stranded in the past. You also see your dead body ridging a horse made of candy next to TricMagic, your not really sure what to make of that.

Stop this annoying goupy blood-rain, or at least turn it into regular rain. Resume slaying ALL the demons!
(Stopping blood rain = 5) You successfully turn the blood rain into regular rain.
(Killing enemies = 4) You find and kill a small group of demons.

Shove even more candy into the mechanism and yell "You're now candy powered!" again, but also use magic to help.
(4) You do the same thing you did before but this time with magic and succeed, apparently all it needed was more candy and some magic.

I'm going to skip posting an action this turn. I'm curious what my random action will be.
Search the ground for any discarded candy.
(5) After looking around a bit you find some random candy, your not sure why its here but its yours now. You feel slightly magical now.

what?
(5) You yell "WHAT" so loud that part of the arena collapses into a convenient path for you to take right to the two fighting giants.

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LOCATE HIGH-RANKING DEMON OR GHOST (POSSIBLY A PLAYER CHARACTER) AND SLURP 'EM UP WITH HOLY SUCTION, TRAPPING THEM LIKE SOMETHING OUTTA GHOST BUSTERS OR LUIGI'S MANSION   


(3) You find a demon that has a ghost in it, but as you get into position it disappears, your not really sure what happened but at least it didn't happen to you.

He lowered down into his float again. He punched in the numbers of the warring factions, then set out to fix them, skeleton army in tow.
Kill demons and other hostile beings with a skeleton army and Clayton (the float)'s built in weaponry.
(Skeleton army killing demons = 2) They don't find any demons to attack.
(Does the float have weapons = 6) It appears the float has weapons on it but they don't look like there installed properly.
(Killing with float weapons = 1) But you disregard that fact and try to use them anyway, which causes them to misfire and explode, destroying all the floats weapons.

Quote from: Ama the werewolf
Drive back to the town to kill whatevers attacking it.
(Getting back to the town = 6) On the way back to town several of the werewolves crash into stuff and get injured.
(Killing enemies = 1) Then demons attack the helpless werewolves, leaving Ama and three werewolves alive in the one remaining hatchback.

NPC stuff:
Quote from: Yoink's small army of volunteers
Continue to rescue and evacuate people.
(4) They find more people and help them evacuate.

Quote from: army of demons
Kill as many people as possible.
(Killing people= 1) They all get killed trying to attack a group of soldiers.
(Killing people= 5) They successfully kill off one of the military platoons.
(Killing people= 4) They also kill a bunch of soldiers.

Quote from: Rocket artillery vehicle X2
Blowup the pumpkin man.
(Blowing it up = 3) The rocket misses completely and blows up the police station.
(Blowing it up = 1) Something goes wrong and it explodes killing everyone operating it.

Quote from: Mortar crew X4
Blowup the demons.
(Blow 'em up = 5) They successfully blow up a large group of demons.
(Blow 'em up = 4) They kill a small group of demons.
(Blow 'em up = 6) They blow up some demons and a platoon of soldiers.
(Blow 'em up = 1) They mess up big time and blow themselves up.

Quote from: Infantry Platoon X6
Kill some demons.
(Kill demons = 3) They kill a few demons.
(Kill demons = 6) They kill some demons but also lose a bunch of guy.
(Kill demons = 3) They also kill a few demons.
(Kill demons = 2) While their fighting some demons they get blown up by a mortar.
(Evacuate civilians = 2) They can't find any civilians to save.
(Evacuate civilians = 3) They only find one civilian to evacuate.

Quote from: Infantry Platoon 1
Kill some demons.
(2) They get killed by demons instead.

Quote from: Infantry Platoon 2
Kill demons.
(2) They can't find any demons to kill.

Quote from: Light armored vehicle 1
Kill the demons.
(3) They kill a few demons and lose another guy.

Quote from: Light armored vehicle 2 - Disabled
Kill all demons around vehicle.
(1) They get overrun and killed.

Quote from: Light armored vehicle 3 - Disabled
Kill more demons.
(6) They kill a bunch of demons and lose some guys.

Quote from: Paramedics, coroner, and some cops
Search for any survivors.
(3) Only one guy is found and rescued.
 
Percent demon army left: 49%

Town Population: 10,458
Total killed: 4,331
Total people fled the town: 5,923
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #215 on: November 19, 2018, 09:45:35 am »

Summon explosive pumpkins and shove them in the holes of ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES armor.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #216 on: November 19, 2018, 09:50:25 am »

Suplex him into a building!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #217 on: November 19, 2018, 12:32:16 pm »

"Enemy post, we're going out to the streets. I have a plan."

Drink my beer to get some courage, then ninja rush The Gates Of Hell, entering them.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #218 on: November 19, 2018, 12:50:28 pm »

Use all the candy and shoot the God of Halloween with the tank cannon!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #219 on: November 19, 2018, 01:17:13 pm »

"Hey, want some candy everyone?"

Feed the Dino Magical Candy that I just happen to have, and let it be good for it.

Then Recruit all the Dinosaurs with my new Friends the Headless Horseman and That Spooky Demon and Mr. Triceratops to make a Kingdom of Dinosaurs and Candy!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #220 on: November 19, 2018, 02:27:25 pm »

Try again.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #221 on: November 19, 2018, 03:08:35 pm »

He picked up Plan B2 - A large, spiked grate, and nailed it to the front of the float. No weapons? Ha. RAMMING SPEED BOYS!
Spikify the front of the float.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #222 on: November 19, 2018, 05:05:02 pm »

finish slaying the demons, then wait patiently for one of the two giant monsters to die so I can begin fighting the victor.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #223 on: November 19, 2018, 05:25:33 pm »

Follow CABL through the gates.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #224 on: November 19, 2018, 07:08:13 pm »

BECOME KING OF THE DINO AGE!
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