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Author Topic: Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing: Its dead Jim.  (Read 96863 times)

Dustan Hache

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #195 on: November 15, 2018, 12:20:52 pm »

attempt to use holy magic to banish the demons that used to be/are possessing some parts of the army!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #196 on: November 15, 2018, 06:01:44 pm »

"WELL, UH... SORRY, PADRE"

RESPECTFULLY LOOT SOME HOLY WATER FROM DEAD PRIEST, THEN POUR SOME ON MY VACUUM CLEANER WHILST MUMBLING VAGUE BLESSING-Y WORDS AND HOPING FOR THE BEST. ATTEMPT TO CREATE A HOLY VACUUM CLEANER   
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #197 on: November 15, 2018, 11:01:20 pm »

STAB THE SHIT OUT OF ANGRY
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #198 on: November 16, 2018, 09:42:20 am »

MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD! Because why not?
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King Zultan

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #199 on: November 17, 2018, 08:43:49 am »

The people of the town are still panicking, some are trying to flee others are hiding in their homes.
Another god has risen!
The news crew has runaway.
It's now raining sugary blood for some reason.
Its November 1 12:30A.m.
Smoke Mirrors didn't post today so random action time.

...WEAK...INSUFFICIENT!!!

GIVE THE SPIDER POWER EQUAL TO MY OWN!!! THEN PUNCH IT!!!!
(Giving god powers to the spider = 4) You use your powers to grant Ziizo god powers of a similar level as your own.
(Punching it = 4) And right after you grant the powers you walk over and punch the spider in the face, and after a minute it recovers and fires a magic beam at you which bounces off and burns one of his legs, looks like the beam also slightly damaged your armor.

bite a chunk of the candy armor consuming it for magic power.

Then blast a giant magic beam trough that hole

ANGRY grants you god powers for some reason, your now a god.
(Biting the candy armor = 3) You try to bite the armor when he walks over to you, but before you can he punches you in the face.
(Blasting magic beam through hole = 6) After you recover form the punch you get up and fire a beam of magic using your newly acquired power, which bounces off his armor and hits one of your legs and burns it, after the smoke clears you can see that it slightly damaged his armor.

Finish the performance and thank everyone who showed up at the witch house!
(5) You and Enemy Post finish the performance and the crowd loved it, one of them walk up to both of you and gives both of you a beer

Finish attaching it to the landship, and then make it powered by candy. More candy = more boom.
(Finish installing the cannon = 4) You and your crew finish installing the cannon.
(Converting the cannon to candy = 1) As soon as its installed you try to convert it to candy power, but apparently shoving a bunch of candy into the mechanism and yelling "You're now candy powered!" isn't the way you make it work.

While the audience is distracted by CABL, take a moment to get all the scorpions out of my shoes.
(5) You finish the performance with CABL and when he's not looking you take off your shoes and shake all the scorpions out of both of them, and you put them back on, them some guy walks up to you and gives you a beer for some reason.

Turn Town into Candyland.
(3) You manage to turn a few bits of your house into candy but that's it.

"DAMMIT EYEBALL, GROW A BLOODY MOUTH OR SOMETHING!"
Make eyeball grow a speaking mouth, so I can get my census information.
At the very least, try to count his blinks, figure out which number goes where.

I physically cannot wage war without numbers.
(Growing a mouth = 5) You somehow make the eyeball grow a mouth, it immediately starts talking.
(Eyeball giving the info = 4) It gives you the approximate numbers of demons, military, civilian, and random other people. ((Please don't make me have to come up with actual numbers, I've been making all this shit up as I go along.))

attempt to use holy magic to banish the demons that used to be/are possessing some parts of the army!
(Do you have holy magic = 3) Turns out you only have a detect undead spell, and that's not that useful for what you are aiming to accomplish.

"WELL, UH... SORRY, PADRE"

RESPECTFULLY LOOT SOME HOLY WATER FROM DEAD PRIEST, THEN POUR SOME ON MY VACUUM CLEANER WHILST MUMBLING VAGUE BLESSING-Y WORDS AND HOPING FOR THE BEST. ATTEMPT TO CREATE A HOLY VACUUM CLEANER   
(Finding holy water and being respectful = 3) You unceremoniously grab the holy water from the priest's person.
(Creating a holy vacuum = 4) You pour the holy water on your vacuum while saying some vague blessing sounding words, and successfully create a HOLY VACUUM CLEANER!

STAB THE SHIT OUT OF ANGRY
(2) You walk to the arena, but you can't seem to find away in, as there are no doors.

MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD! Because why not?
(4) You successfully make it rain blood, which seems to combine with the sugar snow making it rain surgery blood.

Quote from: Smoke Mirrors
Get more demons to join me.
(4) You convince some of the demons that were once soldiers to join your cause.

NPC stuff:
Quote from: Ama the werewolf
Find my way back to the town with the other werewolves.
(3) After spending several minutes driving around lost, you eventually find the main road.

Quote from: Yoink's small army of volunteers
Continue to rescue and evacuate people.
(6) They find some people trapped in rubble, but they accidentally kill them while trying to free them.

Quote from: army of demons
Kill as many military personnel as possible.
(Killing people= 6) They find some random people to kill and on the way back a bunch of them get killed.
(Killing people= 2) They can't find any people to kill.
(Killing people= 1) They find a military platoon to attack, and they all get killed.

Quote from: Infantry Platoon 1
Kill some demons.
(6) They kill some demons, but lose some soldiers as well.

Quote from: Infantry Platoon 2
Kill demons.
(6) They also lose some men and kill a few demons.

Quote from: Demon Infantry Platoon + Knowledge of ritual circles
Place some of the ritual circles around the town.
(1) They succeed at messing up the ritual and blowing them selves up, there were no survives.

Quote from: Light armored vehicle 1
Kill the demons.
(5) They kill dozens of demons.

Quote from: Light armored vehicle 2
Kill all demons around vehicle.
(6) They kill a few demons, then they blow a tire and get stuck.

Quote from: Light armored vehicle 3 - Disabled
Kill more demons.
(6) They kill some demons, and lose some of their people.

Quote from: News crew
Evacuate and keep filming and reporting on the way out.
(Getting out of town = 4) They walk away from all the stuff with out anything happening.
(Filming = 1) He drops the camera and it breaks.
(Reporting = 2) He just gives up trying to report stuff.

Quote from: Paramedics, coroner, and some cops
Search for any survivors.
(5) They help even more people escape including the news crew.
 
Turns until air support arrives: 1

Percent demon army left: 63%

Town Population: 10,458
Total killed: 4,223
Total people fled the town: 5,898
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #200 on: November 17, 2018, 08:50:19 am »

Use that Candy to turn back the clock to Eight o'clock!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #201 on: November 17, 2018, 09:30:12 am »

*Hotblooded spider noises*

Attack the weak point in the armor

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Smoke Mirrors

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #202 on: November 17, 2018, 09:31:47 am »

Actually, that was the action I intended,

Wait, were my demons included in the ones who got killed?
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Don't worry too much about the one mistake, Smoke Mirrors. Your character was memorable for all the demonology and story writing.

I’m running a game/mechanics test called Fate/Mechanics Test. Feel free to check it out.

King Zultan

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #203 on: November 17, 2018, 09:44:05 am »

Actually, that was the action I intended,

Wait, were my demons included in the ones who got killed?
Your demons are a separate from the others and are considered part of your group/character, and if your talking about the demons that use to be soldiers, there were two groups and you got the one that didn't die.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #204 on: November 17, 2018, 09:56:05 am »

Use my SAMHAIN'S BURNING JACK O'FIST ATTACK!!! on him!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #205 on: November 17, 2018, 11:41:09 am »

Cool, thanks

Begin constructing a circus.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #206 on: November 17, 2018, 12:21:24 pm »

"Hey, you! Yes, you! Your fingers look thick yet nimble enough. Would you like to become a bass player for my group?"

Recruit a person from the gig crowd.
Teach the person to play bass guitar while flattering them constantly.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #207 on: November 17, 2018, 12:48:29 pm »

Use that Candy to turn back the clock to Eight o'clock!
ASSIST!
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #208 on: November 17, 2018, 01:13:22 pm »

Stop this annoying goupy blood-rain, or at least turn it into regular rain. Resume slaying ALL the demons!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #209 on: November 17, 2018, 01:28:07 pm »

Shove even more candy into the mechanism and yell "You're now candy powered!" again, but also use magic to help.
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