ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES'S turn is at the end the post, just to let people do some stuff before they potently die.Be sure to look at the bottom of the post to see if you live or not.It's raining.Its November 1 1:10A.m.Egan_BW didn't post for the third time so random action.
Doomblade187 didn't post for the second time so random action.
Smoke Mirrors didn't post so random action.
Yoink didn't post so random action.
explode into millions of normal sized pumpkin spiders and try to eat ANGRY.
(Becoming millions of normal spiders = 4) You use your magic to break your body down into millions of regular pumpkin spiders and begin to swarm over towards ANGRY'S body.
(Eating ANGRY = 3) Turns out millions of normal spiders can't really eat that much of a sixteen story giant. Then Egan_BW starts tearing into ANGRY'S back, then another missile hits ANGRY blowing off part of his leg.
Drive into suspicious arena place and RAM THE BIG ANGRY WORLD-ENDING GOD!
(2) You drive through a hole in the arena wall and ram the giants body with your float at full speed, and it does nothing to him, probably should try something bigger next time.
Sneak into a building/natural construction that resembles a bank or an office center.
Once we're inside, shut down any security systems and destroy the demons!
(Sneaking in to building = 2+2 For being a ninja) Using all your ninja training you infiltrate the financial department unnoticed.
(Shutting of security system = 6) After a bit of looking around you find the security room, and you've never seen a system like this one before so you have no idea how to shut it off, so you decide to grab the heaviest thing you can find, which happens to be a fire extinguisher, and bash the crap out of all the consoles to shut it off, this action sets off a lot of alarms.
(Killing demons = 4) And every demon that comes in the room to see whats happening is bashed to death with the fire extinguisher. Then a vent falls from the ceiling and Enemy post crawls out.
Sneak into CABL's building through a vent.
(6) As your crawling through the vent listening to the alarm and the sounds of fighting, the vent falls from the ceiling and as you crawl out you see CABL holding a bloody fire extinguisher near several dead demons.
heal myself, then return to my holy duty of cleansing the demons from our world!
(Healing self = 3+1 For healing spells) You use your healing spell and fix yourself right up.
(Killing demons = 5) You search for a few minutes for demons before you find a small group and slay them with your holy sword.
Have me and my crew go kill some regular demons.
(You killing demons = 1) Somehow the demons hurt you even though your a ghost, its a strange thing to have happen.
(The crew killing demons = 4) Your crew manages to kill the demons near you before they can hurt you even more.
Take control of Doomblade's Away Die. Permanently.
Now, let's conquer the continent! For Land, Dinosaurs, and Candy for All! Magic Candy!
(Stealing Doomblade's dice = 3) You try to take away doomblade's dice but he just won't let go of them.
(Conquering the continent = 5) Somehow you conquer the whole continent with your dinosaurs and friendship. Then doomblade tries to help and pisses some of the dinosaurs off and they break away from your group and declare war and you and your dinosaurs.
Set up the circus the rest of the way.
(1+2 For demon helpers) You and your demons don't really make any progress setting up the circus so your kind of at a stand still.
TRY TO REUNITE WITH VOLUNTEERS, AND SUCK UP ANY DEMONS I SEE ON THE WAY WITH THE VACUUM.
(Do you see any demons = 4) You don't see any demons on the way back towards your group.
(Reuniting with volunteers = 5) You reunite with your group of survivors and its a joyous occasion, then you set out to help them find whoevers still alive. Then suddenly a chunk of the group gets blown up by something that fell from the sky, it is terrifying.
Help found the kingdom of dinosaurs.
(6) After TricMagic successfully took over the continent you decided that it would be a good time to help and you just end up pissing of a large group of dinosaurs and they start a war against you,
Kill ANGRY.
(5) Seeing him laying on the ground is a perfect opportunity to start tearing into him, and you begin to tear into his exposed back creating a large hole. Then a missile hits his leg blowing part of it off.
Go kill some demons with werewolf friends.
(You killing demons = 2) The demons gang up on you and kick the shit out of you before the other werewolves can come to save you.
(Werewolf friends killing demons = 4) They kill the demons that were kicking Ama.
NPC stuff:Continue to rescue and evacuate people.
(Evacuating = 1) A mortar falls from the sky blowing some of the group up.
(Evacuating = 4) They get a few more people out of the town.
Kill as many people as possible.
(Killing people= 5) They kill some more civilians.
(Killing people= 1) They get killed by some soldiers.
Blowup the pumpkin man.
(4) The missile flies straight into its leg and blows part off.
Blowup the demons.
(6) They mistakenly blow up part of a large group of survivors.
Kill some demons.
(Kill demons = 4) They kill off several demons that tried to attack them.
(Kill demons = 6) A small group of demons attack them causing several casualties.
(Evacuate civilians = 4) They manage to find even more people to save.
Kill the demons.
(4) They kill off another group of demons.
Search for any survivors.
(6) They get attacked by some demons and lose some people before they can kill the demons.
ANGRY'S TURN:Gain a +1 to all actions! THEN BLOW THE FUCK UP DESTROYING LITERALLY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING! USE ALL MY MAGIC TO ENHANCE MY CHANCES OF SUCCESS!
(Gaining a +1 to all actions = 4) You ignore the spiders eating at your body, the monster tearing at your back, and missile blowing off part of your leg, instead you focus inward granting your self a +1 to your biggest action yet.
(BLOWING THE FUCK UP = 6+1+1+2=10 +1 From last turn, +1 From this turn, +2 For god magic) You begin focusing all your magic and +1's on one massive explosion emanating from within your body, and let it loose.
Town stats before the explosion:Percent demon army left: 14%
Town Population: 10,458
Total killed: 4,475
Total people fled the town: 6,067
Who survives?People next to ANGRY (Need a 5 or more to live) ziizo (4+1 From being a god) You use your god powers to save you and your millions of spiders from the explosion, but you do get thrown really far away from where the arena was.
KitRougard (4) Being in the float didn't help your survive as it immediately caught fire and you burned to death.
Kit's Animatronic skeletons (3) They melt from the intense heat.
Egan_BW (3+1 For armor) The armor doesn't really protect you from the massive explosion and your blown apart.
People further away (Need 4 or more to live) Dustan Hache (1+1 For holy Magic) Your holy magic isn't enough to save you from the massive explosion.
Eternities Crew (5) Somehow The_Two_Eternities crew survives the massive explosion unharmed.
Smoke Mirrors (2+1 For demonness) Even with demon powers he's still caught off guard and killed.
Smoke's unaligned demons (1) They also are caught off guard and killed.
Smoke's infantry demons (2) The last a bit longer but also succumb to the explosion.
Yoink (4) You survive by hiding behind a sturdy wall.
Yoink's small army of volunteers (4) They survive by hiding behind the same wall bit as Yoink.
Ama the werewolf (6) Ama gets away with out even the slightest injury, by driving away.
Ama's Werewolf friends (4) The werewolf friends get in the car with Ama and also avoid dying.
army of demons (3) The explosion finishes off half of the demon army.
army of demons (1) And the other half also dies in the explosion.
Infantry Platoon (4) Their position was protected by something that kept them from dying.
Infantry Platoon (1) They also die in the explosion.
Infantry Platoon (4) They manage to hunker down and avoid dying.
Light armored vehicle 1 (3) The force of the explosion blows the vehicle away and crushes it killing everyone inside.
Paramedics, coroner, and some cops (6) They get out with out a scratch.
Spooky fortress (5) All the people hiding the the fortress survive.
People out side the town (Need 3 or more to live) Rocket artillery vehicle (6) The explosion doesn't even hit were their stationed.
Mortar crew (5) They were safe from the explosion as well.
People that live outside the town (3) The town was far enough from them that they also survive.
Evacuated people still near the town (4) They managed to get far enough away that they weren't effected.
People watching whats happening (1) A large group of onlookers got roasted by the explosion for getting to close.
Gates of hell haunted house (3) It keeps running further away from whats left of the town.
People immune or not near explosion Enemy post | The explosion doesn't affect you as your in hell.
CABL | The explosion doesn't affect you as your in hell.
The_Two_Eternities | The explosion doesn't affect you as your a ghost.
TricMagic | The explosion doesn't affect you as your in the past.
Doomblade187 | The explosion doesn't affect you as your in the past.
The army of demons has been defeated.The town's dead, all buildings destroyed and all people that haven't been found yet are dead.The people that got exploded, KitRougard, Egan_BW, Dustan Hache, and Smoke Mirrors.Percent demon army left: 0%
Town Population: 10,458
Total killed: 4,586
Total people fled the town: 6,067
The_Two_Eternities
Health: OKAY, punched and cut, scratched, more cuts
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, several dead cops, a few mind-controlled cops, damaged landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy
Location: Rubble
ziizo
Health: OKAY
What you are: millions of normal pumpkin spiders, God
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy
Location: Rubble
TricMagic
Health: FINE, migraine
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy
Enemy post
Health: Okay, small scratches and cuts
What you are: Human
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, a beer, some random candy
Location: Eleventh circle of hell, the bureaucratic area
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES
Health: DEAD, exploded
What you are: Pumpkin headed kaiju stronger even bigger, King of Halloween, GOD OF HALLOWEEN, immune to overshoots, 16 stories tall, destroyed armored hard candy exoskeleton
Inventory: car is upside down
Location: Rubble
Yoink
Health: OKAY, -one hand, lots of cuts and scrapes
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, a bottles of few flat beers, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key
Location: Rubble
Doomblade187
Health: FINE, a possessed demon
What you are: Ghost inside a demon, to spooky, ruler of the SPOOKY REALM, KING OF THE DINO AGE
Inventory: Doomblade187's ghostly severed head, rock that kind of looks like a throne
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy
Egan_BW
Health: DEAD MAYBE, blown apart
What you are: Fleshhorror, disguised as a werewolf, is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, much larger, reinforced
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: Rubble
KitRougard
Health: DEAD
What you are: Kitsune
Inventory: some candy, old car that doesn't run, burnt up cop car tuned into a super spooky Halloween float with lucky firesoul pet in it and exploded weapons and spiky front, a flaming eldrich eyeball with mouth
Location: rubble
Ama the werewolf
Health: OKAY, kicked a bunch of times
What you are: strong and obese Werewolf
Inventory: three werewolf friends, lime green two door hatchback
Location: Rubble
CABL
Health: OKAY, injured head
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, fire extinguisher
Location: Eleventh circle of hell, the bureaucratic area
Dustan Hache
Health: DEAD
What you are: knight
Inventory: random candy, blessed and enchanted sword more damaging, healing spells, detect undead spell
Location: Rubble
Smoke Mirrors
Health: DEAD
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:
Location: Rubble
Effects:
The town is completely destroyed.
Its raining water.
All of the town's cops are moving about.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
The state police are dead.
Creatures:
The army's here.
The Gates of Hell haunted house, with ritual area, and ghost magnet, super spooky, has dead people in it, its alive, its running away.
There is a Captain of Halloween.
There is a King of Halloween.
The coroner and some cops have teamed up with the paramedics.
Other:
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, some windows are boarded up, filled with people.
The past:
Friendly dinosaur kingdom.
Angry dinosaur.
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