Just for protection:
I wish that my country (ie. the lands, infrastructure and all the people in it) are immune to other players powers like wishes and and abilities granted by wishes.
Also move in to take Mongolia, then China, but waiting in between so that my armies may rest.
I wish that I can mind control anyone I want, any number, and that while I mind control people no other forces can affect them.
[2
+3] You can now control any number of people without regard for resistance. Anyone you control is not subject to external forces except for gravity, the solidity of terrain (including buildings), and anything necessary for survival.
Rude
Go touch their artillery and anything they might use as a weapon.
[4 vs. 3] You destroy most of their artillery. but they hit you with it once. While you are severely wounded, collateral damage is nonexistent.
walk towards the base trying to dodge the bullets
[6] You sprint into the barracks, evading all the bullets fired at you.
ACQUIRE A CHERRY RED MOHAWK, A GAT, AND BEGIN SOME PINK MOHAWK ANTI-CORPORATION SHENANIGAN.
[4] You purchase a handgun and a mohawk from an independent street dealer.
Tell the newly sentient Friendly Hivemind that I'm already friendly enough as is, and that I'd be perfectly willing to help if they'd let me out of my holding cell.
[3] They seem vaguely incredulous about any human being consistently friendly, but free you anyway.
I am a god, I have incredible powers. Teleport money from nearest banks to NASA. If impossible, break in and steal the money and give it to NASA. We need funding.
[5] You steal enough funding to pay for a few more years of operation. The mars mission isn't sped up because the launch window they want is still a few months away.
Respawn as fortified city policewoman. Bring out the big guns to shoot at Secheral.
[4] You find a few cruise missiles in the city defense arms stockpile.
TRY AGAIN!
[2] The army of infidels continues to doubt your divinity.
Fortify the port city make it a stronger place and build a protective perimeter.
[5] You build a wall around the port city and improve dock security.
Notes in near future.Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Available.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Failbird105: Available.
Blood_Librarian: Spent.
Everywhere
All hypothetical felines not on Earth are replaced by corgis.
All people have an evil clone.
Earth
All non-werewolf canines have been replaced by feline counterparts.
Most corgi lovers are dead.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
City
Is an ex-location.
Feliania
A nation of talking ex-cat corgis. (Except one city, which is populated by talking cats.)
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Current respawn location.
Low on artillery.
Port City
Is inhabited exclusively by werewolves.
Run by a heretical theocracy in the name of King Zultan.
Everyone in it likes King Zultan.
Fortified.
Orbital City
Fully self-sustaining.
Heavily armed.
Damaged by missile strikes.
Administrated.
Earth Orbit
Contains a massively oversized and nearly indestructible greatsword that bypasses absolutely all defences other than normal distance and dodging
Egan_BW
A policewoman of the fortified city.
Next to some cruise missiles.
KittyTac
Has a helicopter.
Is Felius, god of cats.
Has a robot who is lost inside their palace.
The ruler of Feliania.
Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
Worshipped by Feliania.
Slightly wounded.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
Friends with the werewolves.
The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
Is incorporeal.
CrocAndBearLover
In a hospital near Los Pinos.
The president of Mexico.
Knows karates.
Worshipped by everyone in Mexico and the USA as a god.
The god-president of the US.
Is the elder eldritch god of mind control, architecture, and life.
Immune to physical harm.
Can control any mortal on the same planet.
Can create buildings of any size or complexity with a gesture.
Can fully heal any mortal of any affliction, including death.
NRDL
Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
Can cure any affliction with a bit of medical care.
In a war-torn city.
Twists all organic life they stare at to their whims.
Surrounded by soldiers who have been assimilated into the Friendliness Hivemind.
wertyzerty
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
Has a large fortified town with a skilled military.
In Moscow.
Can teleport anywhere at will.
Controls Moscow and the surrounding area.
Controls the entire Russian nuclear arsenal.
Can mind-control any number of people without any possibility of resistance.
Anyone he controls is not subject to external forces besides gravity, the solidity of terrain, and those necessary for survival.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Has a military helicopter.
Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
Has some bodies almost inside a war-torn city.
Their helicopter is a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
Cannot be harmed except as a direct result of a player's action.
Cannot directly interact with non-player people.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like..
Can add or remove any curse of were-ism with a touch.
Near a spatial distortion.
Secheral
Is an eldritch shrine-golem-horse hybrid.
Employed as mobile housing.
Transmutes anything they touch into melting butter with fully functioning nervous systems and minds.
In a fight with the police of the fortified city.
Severely wounded.
Shadowclaw777
Very dead.
Failbird105
Is a demonic mime.
Any material object they mime effective exists until they stop miming it.
Muffles sound with their presence.
Is in Paris.
ziizo
In a hostile military base's barracks.
Blood_Librarian
Has a mohawk and handgun.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
No longer exist.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves inside a port city.
Decimated by the police force of said city.
Has disbanded and spread into the general population.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god and her evil clone.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Lacks a physical body.
Has an utterly indestructible soul.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.
Space city AIs
An oppressive AI overlord and their evil clone.
Were the gods of justice.
Dead.
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